A/N:

Gah! (hollers)

I vow that once I have finished the excuse for a story, I will get onto writing… (drum roll)

DAYCARE DREADS!

Which is the sequel to "Preschool Daze." If anyone remembers that.

A week had passed.

Shigure's story was coming along finely. He had decided that he would, in fact, just give into Kyo and his useless demands, so Mit didn't use her pathetic excuse for a job. Mit was joyous, Mit was glad. But inside, Mit was very sad.

"Maybe you couldn't speed things up a TEENSY little bit?" She whined into the phone. "Both of our jobs are at stake here, Shigure! I don't know if you know that I know that you know you don't care, but I do!"

There was an elongated silence on the other end of the line. Mit breathed loudly.

"Shigure Sohma!" She yelled. "Speak!"

"Sorry, sorry…" The Dog sighed. "I was just thinking about how little sense you made just then. I understand you have no potential in getting any other job than to follow me around, but you don't have to take your silly squabbles out on me, Kyo and Yuki."

"But-."

"But nothing, Mit. The story will be done as planned, to schedule."

Loud and angry beeps filled Mit's ears. Shigure had hung up on her.

.xxx.

Frustration loomed in the house hold. It loomed for Shigure, because Mit wouldn't get off his case, despite the fact he was following her orders. It loomed for Kyo, because he was sick of following around some sleaze ball mutt all day. It loomed for Yuki, because he didn't want his name guest starring in a perverted novel. And it loomed for Tohru, because she doesn't get mentioned in this story much.

"Damn." Kyo swore as he slid aimlessly down the stair rail for the fourteenth time that morning. Shigure was locked away in his study and refused to let Kyo, or anyone else in. Apparently he was soon to be finished and didn't want anyone else to read it.

"Let me in!" Kyo had yelled, but it didn't work. So he took the opportunity of being the only other person in the house and decided to take his kitten skills some place else. A place where he could express his cat-ness!

"Ah, crap!" Kyo's pants got hooked on a random and strategically placed nail and he went soaring and landed with a thud. On all fours of course.

And his dignity torn up and around his ankles.

"This sucks." Kyo said to no one as he stepped out of his ripped trousers and picked them up. How long had that damn nail been there? He heard a gasp behind him.

"Stop scarring Miss Honda!" Yuki yelled for the four billionth time ever. "And put some pants on!"

"MY PANTS WOULD BE ON IF SOME STUPID NAIL DIDN'T TEAR THEM APART! A NAIL THAT WAS STATEGICALLY PLACED, DAMMIT!"

Silence.

"Wha-What?" Tohru stuttered, before wandering off somewhere to do some useless and unnecessary house work. While doing this, she grabbed Kyo some pants and gave them to him.

"Thanks." He said, before resuming his post above the heads of his house mates.

.xxx.

Tap. Tap. Tappity-tap. Tap.

Shigure tapped furiously on his keyboard as his master-piece was in it's final stages. He had less than four days to go before his story was meant to be, and would be, completed.

And you know why he was damn certain on finishing the story on time? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

Because of NaNoWriMo. It has inspired so many young authors…

"Shut up, Authoress Girl. Just because you want to do NaNoWriMo but am too much like me and can't even get homework in on time doesn't mean you can-."

Then, Shigure died.

.xxx.

No one really mourned the death of Shigure Sohma. That is mainly because he isn't dead yet.

"But when you do die, we will miss you very much!" Tohru exclaimed, just so Shigure felt loved. Akito then no longer felt loved because she wants to be missed when she dies.

"YOU WILL ALL BE MISSED!" Tohru cried, throwing roses. Yuki ate one.

.xxx.

The clock buzzed loudly next to Shigure. It was time for him to go to bed. He had written an extra long chapter for his story, so maybe he could get it done a bit quicker for Mit. He did occasionally feel sorry for the girl. After all, every single time he makes a bad move, she gets the blame.

I wonder why she hasn't given up on me yet.

Shigure twiddled some hair between his teeth as he put his PJ's on.

She must… really like me.

Shigure went to sleep that night, smiling, for the first time.

The first time without the assistance of porn.

A/N:

Bleh.

What a hunk of crap.

NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE.

I'm now going to write a oneshot called "Dignity Belongs Around The Ankles."

It's about Kyo loosing his pants.

…(smile).