Chapter 23: Halloween Special!
It was a happy time of year, an extraordinary time when all the Warcraft characters came together and forgot they hated themselves. Yes, it was Chirst- I mean, Halloween. And so all the IMPORTANT characters came together at the house of Blizzard, costumed and ready to go trick or treating… Oh, no wait, that's too sissy… Ok, to scare the hell out of everyone.
"Excuse me author, but Halloween is passed… a while ago actually…" points out Frostmourne, disguised as a veiled woman. "IT'S A GHOST ASSHOLE!"
"Terribly sorry… Anyway, I got the idea on Halloween, can't blame me for being late…"
DING DONG!
The author walks over to the door and opens, out come Thrall, dressed with an eye patch and wooden leg for his wolf (who by the way really lost his leg on Halloween, watch out for the kids in the streets people!) and Grom who is dressed like a woman (well, as much as an orc can look like a woman)… I can't tell you about it much; it's an insult to the women around the world…
"Hey, guys, welcome over! Thrall, sweet costume and Grom… nice… earring…" greets the author. "Feel free to help yourself, the food is over there on the table"
"Help myself? Thrall, you hear that? WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT!" screams Grom.
"AWESOME!" answers Thrall.
The two idiots then jump in the punch bowl and start tearing away at all the food.
"…losers…" complains the author.
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG!
"Freakin' spammers…"
The author quickly goes to answer the door, and it's Kel'Thuzad, the lich who's dressed as a princess… Seriously, all those scary robe things are gone and replaced by a dress… the crown thingy was replaced by a tiara and that frosty glow? Forget about it, it's more of a perfume then anything else.
"Okay, Kel' I thought Greenpeace was enough, but THIS?!" asks Frostmourne.
"Frostmourne, I'm a lich, how the hell can I look scarier then I am? Besides, I wanted a change so I brought some resuscitated skellies, I hope you don't mind the waste they drop, author?" says Kel'Thuzad.
"Um… yeah, I do actually… come in anyway…"
About a half an hour passes, and it is kind of boring with only a gay-emo sword, two idiotic orcs and a sissy lich. Where's Arthas when you need him?!
DING DONG!
Yep, it's Arthas and Jaina, only Arthas is human and Jaina is undead…
"What the hell?!"
"Well, I thought it'd be nice to be and undead for a while so I switched with Arthas!" answers Jaina.
"And I look scarier as a human then an undead actually…" says Arthas.
"You can't just- never mind, we can go egg people's houses now-"
DING DONG!
Everybody is asking themselves who it could be? Will it be a murderer? A forgotten character? Jehovah people? The author opens the door and out come…
"Hey, look people, its Archimonde! And he's dressed like a giant pumpkin! He's so cuuuute!" shouts Jaina. "And there's Tichondrius and Mannoroth too… What are you dressed in anyway?"
"I'm a vampire, duh!" answers Tichondrius.
"I'm… fat albert…" answers Mannoroth.
And with those two joyous people, the happy party ruined everyone's Halloween, by driving on the wrong side of the road, egging houses, stealing candy, egging more stuff and etcetera!