Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda, if I did then I could be ruling the world!

Cherry-sama: Welcome to Chapter two! Sorry for the long update!

Ruto: She hasn't updated because she's been writing 'Tales of Symphonia' stories.

Zelda: I feel insulted.

Malon: So do I…

Link: ATTACK!

Cherry-sama: AAHHHHH!

Saria: Please read the story…

What would happen if Zelda had an jewelry obsession?

Wonder No More! You'll see (again) how one little boo-boo could screw up the Storyline!

(Link enters Hyrule field and stopped by Random Owl who tells you obvious stuff)

"Hoo Hoot! Link! Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure. You will encounter many hardships ahead. That is your fate. Do not feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times. Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there. If you are lost and do not know which way to go, look at the map. (Insert brief explanation on map viewing) Did you get all that? All right then! I'll see you around! Hoot Hoot Hoot Ho!" the random owl said as he flew away.

"Uhh… That was random…" Link muttered to Navi.

"True." Navi replied.

"Hey Navi?" Link asked.

"Yeah Link?"

"Why are we going to Hyrule Castle Town?" Link asked (cause remember? They didn't get the stone).

"Cause there is a big shopping mall at Hyrule Castle Town and I inherited the Great Deku Tree's Money! So basically I'm going to go on a huge shopping spree and you have to carry what I buy because I don't have arms."

"Oh…"

(Link made a mad dash to the castle.)

(Nighttime inside and meets Malon.)

"Hey! Your clothes, they're different. You're not from around here are you?" the girl asked.

"Nope. I'm from the forest." Link replied.

"…………………………………" The girl said, evidently having a very slow reaction time. "Oh! You're a fairy boy from the forest. My name is Malon, my dad owns Lon Lon Ranch. Dad went to the castle to deliver some milk and he hasn't come back yet."

(Link exits Hyrule Castle Town and camera pans around the Castle Grounds. Link sees the random owl in the tree and he went talk to him.)

"Hey Link, this way! The princess is in the castle just ahead. Be careful not to get caught by the guards! Ho Ho Ho Hoot!" the random owl said as he sat on a ledge.

"Hey! Why are you here?" Link asked as he pointed a finger at the owl.

"Because… um…" the random Owl said.

"O.o I BET HE'S A STALKER!" Navi exclaimed to the Owl.

"I am not a stalker!" the random Owl yelled as he flew away.

(Link waits for daytime then enters the town and then goes back to castle grounds. Malon is there, singing.)

"Are you going to the castle, fairy boy?" she asked.

"Yes… Why?" Link asked.

"Would you mind finding my dad? He must have fallen asleep somewhere around the castle. What a thing for an adult to do. Tee hee! Oh yeah, if you look for him, I'll give this to you. I've been incubating this egg very carefully. Tee hee! (Receive Weird Egg) Set the egg to C to incubate it. Tee hee. My dad is really trouble some for an adult isn't he? Hee hee?" Malon giggled as she ignored Link.

(Link sneaks into castle by climbing the vines behind Malon. He crept past guards and Link finds Talon)

"The girl from the ranch a ranch asked us to find her father. I wonder where he is?" Navi asked Link.

"Navi! You are so blind! Can't you see that he is right here in front of us?" Link explained as he pointed at Talon.

"Ohh…"

"And he's not a hologram either, cause I can touch him!" Link explained as he poked Talon.

"ZZZZZ…Mumble…Mumble… Welcome…our ranch is so fun…come on and look around…." Talon mumbled.

(Link waits for the egg to hatch, and then he presents it to the sleeping Talon, who wakes up)

"(Crows)" crowed the Cuckoo.

"What in tarnation! Can't a person get a little shut-eye around here?" Talon exclaimed as he got up from the ground.

"Hello?" Link asked, startled by this man's behavior.

"Hello, and who might you be?"

"Link. Are you Talon?" Link asked.

"Yep, I'm Talon, the owner of Lon Lon Ranch. I went to the Castle to deliver some milk but I sat down here to rest and I guess I fell asleep."

"Hey! That Malon girl was looking for you!" Navi yelled while flying up and down.

"What? Malon was looking for me? I'm going to catch it from her now! I messed up bad leaving Malon behind to wait for me. She's really going to let me have it." Talon exclaimed as he ran away, waving his arms.

"…Odd." Link remarked.

(Link sneaks past all of the guards and he reached Zelda, where she is peeking through a window into the throne room of the castle)

"…Must have that jewel!" Zelda muttered evilly/insanely.

"Hello?" Link asked.

"Who! Who are you? How did you get past the guards? Oh, what's that? Is that? A fairy?" Zelda asked in a sane voice (unlike the one before).

"Yep!" Navi exclaimed.

"Then are you…? Are your from the forest? Then…then you wouldn't happen to have the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, would you? That green shiny stone? Do you have it?" Zelda asked.

"No…" Link replied.

"Nuts! I had a dream…" Zelda started.

"Wait… Why are you telling us about your dream?" Navi asked.

"Navi! Shut up! You insulted the princess!" Link glared at Navi while nudging her.

"Thank you, anyways…in the dream darkness storm clouds were billowing over the land of Hyrule. But suddenly, a ray of light shot out of the forest, parted the clouds and lit up the ground. The light turned into a figure holding a green and shining stone, followed by a fairy. I know this is a prophecy that someone would come from the forest." Zelda continued.

"What does that mean?" Link asked.

"It means that you are my new jewelry collector! All you got to do is collect jewels for me!" Zelda exclaimed clapping her hands.

"That sounds easy." Navi muttered.

"What if I refuse?" Link asked Zelda.

"Then I will send a horde of stampeding Skutullas to take your hat!" Zelda said, crossing her arms.

"NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo! Not my hat!" Link exclaimed, "Fine! Fine! I'll do anything! Just don't take my hat!"

Nobody knew it, except Navi (because she hides under his hat), but Link actually had a large bald patch on the top of his head and he swore he would jump off a cliff if anyone ever found out.

"Yes, I thought you might be up to the job. Oh, I'm sorry. I got carried away with my jewelry obsession and didn't even properly introduce myself. I am Zelda, Princess of Hyrule." Zelda exclaimed.

"Yes, we already gathered that." Navi mumbled.

"Shut up Navi!" Link hushed to Navi.

"What is your name?" Zelda asked.

"Link."

"And my name is Navi!"

"….. Link? Strange, it sounds…somehow…familiar…." Zelda said as she ignored Navi.

"Hey! I do exist!" Navi complained.

"Okay then Link, I am going to tell you the secret of the Sacred Realm that has been passed down by the Royal Family of Hyrule." Zelda said, still ignoring Navi.

"Umm… Why?" Link asked Zelda.

"Because this secret will help you get jewels for me!"

"Ohh… Okay." Link paused.

"Ahem! The story. Please keep this a secret from everyone." Zelda asked Link.

"Fine."

"The legend goes like this…"

(Flashback)

"The three Goddesses hid the Triforce containing the power of the gods somewhere in Hyrule…the power to grant the wish of the one who holds the Triforce in his hands. If someone with a righteous heart makes a wish, it will lead Hyrule to a golden age of prosperity. If someone with an evil mind has his wish granted, the world will be consumed by evil. That is what has been told. So the ancient Sages built the Temple of Time to protect the Triforce from evil ones."

(End Flashback)

"What's the Triforce?" Link asked.

"It's the ultimate jewelry! I must have it!" Zelda exclaimed, "It's so shiny! It's located in the Temple of Time."

"Wait… 'Isn't that temple' place near the mall or something?" Navi asked.

"That's right, the Temple of Time is the entrance through which you can enter the Sacred Realm." Zelda said, finally knowing Navi was present, "My Triforce is in there!"

"Alright! Let's go to the temple of Time to get ourselves a Triforce!" Link exclaimed.

"But the entrance is sealed by a stone wall called the Door of Time. And in order to open the door, it is said that you need to collect three Spiritual Stones (to add to Zelda's jewel collection). And another thing you need is the treasure that the Royal Family keeps along with this legend. The Ocarina of Time." Zelda continued.

"Who owns this treasure?" Navi asked.

"I do!"

"Why?" Link asked.

"Because it's treasure! (Even though it isn't as shiny as my Triforce…)"

"That makes sense…" Navi whispered.

"Anyways… Did you understand well the story I just told you?" Zelda asked.

"Yeah, pretty much."

"That's great. I forgot to tell you. I was spying through this window just now. The other element from my dream, the dark clouds, I believe they symbolize that man in there! Will you look through the window at him?" Zelda asked, showing Link the window.

"Sure!" Link replied as he looked through the window.

"Can you see the man with the evil eyes? That is Ganondorf, the leader of the Gerudos. They hail from the desert far to the west. They are a gang of thieves!" Zelda exclaimed.

"Maybe that's why she says he has 'evil eyes'…" Navi whispered to Link.

"Here is your first task, Link! I want you to break the window and get the jewel off his head. It'll prove my victory if I have his jewel in my collection!" Zelda ordered Link.

"Okay…"

(Link uses slingshot (how did he get that? he didn't get to go into the DekuTree)to knock off the jewel, Zelda jumps through the window and grabs the jewel from the ground while cackling evilly and she flies up (you find out she can do that in that last bit of the game), through the window again)

"MWAHAHAHA! My precious! PRECIOUSSSS! Hisssss!" Zelda cackled evilly as she landed on the ground. "I finally have it! It's mine! It came to me!"

"…"

"…"

(Link hears a loud roar (from Ganondorf) and Zelda turns to look at Link)

"What happened? Did he see us? I hope not. Anyways… I can sense that man's evil intentions! What Ganondorf is after is nothing less than the Triforce of the Sacred Realm! He must have come to Hyrule to obtain it, but it's mine! And with it, he wants to conquer my jewel collection! No, the entire world! Link, now we're the only ones who can protect my jewels! Please!" Zelda exclaimed.

"Okay… But I don't think we should be here much longer…" Link noted.

"Thank you! I am afraid…I have a feeling that man is going to destroy Hyrule with my Triforce! He has such terrifying power! But it's fortunate that you have come, my employee. We must not let Ganondorf get the Triforce because it's MINE! I will protect the Ocarina of Time with all my power (even though it's still not as shiny as my Triforce)," Zelda bossed, "He shall not have it, ever, because it's mine! You go find the three Spiritual Stones!"

"Um…why?" Link asked.

"I have my reasons. Let's get the Triforce before Ganondorf does so I can wear it with the Spiritual Stones to the Hyrule Annual Ball! One more thing, take this letter. I'm sure it'll be useful to you." Zelda said handing Link the letter.

(Receive Zelda's Letter)

"My attendant will guide/push/ kill-you-and-drag-your-corpse out of the castle. Don't be afraid to talk to her." Zelda told Link.

"I'll try not to be…" Link replied.

"I am Impa of the Shiekahs. I am responsible for protecting Princess Zelda's jewels. Everything is exactly as the princess foretold. You are a courageous boy to help Zelda with her plan today." Impa told Link.

"Yeah…" Link muttered while looking at the window.

"You are heading out on a big new adventure aren't you? My role in the princess' dream was to teach the melody to the one from the forest that will get her jewels. This is an ancient melody passed down by the Royal Family. I have played this song for Princess Zelda as a lullaby ever since she was a baby. There is a mysterious power in these notes. Now listen carefully. Memorize this song." Impa told Link.

(Whistles the song. (She whistles it very badly I might add…) Learn the song)

"If the castle soldiers find you, there will be trouble. Let me lead you out of the castle." Impa offered.

"NNNOOO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Link yelled.

"Zelda… What did you tell Link?" Impa asked Zelda, who was sniggering.

"Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh…" Zelda muttered. "My… PRECIOUS!"

(Impa drags Link out of the Castle)

"You brave lad. We must protect Zelda's beautiful collection of jewels. Take a look at that mountain. That is Death Mountain, home of the Gorons; they are really good at making Rubies. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire, which is a mighty, fine Ruby. At the foot of Death Mountain, you will find my village, Kakariko. That is where I was born and raised. You should talk/steal-jewels from some of the villagers there before you go up to Death Mountain. The song I just taught you has some mysterious power. Only the Royal family members are allowed to learn this song. Remember, it will help prove your connection with the Royal Family. The princess is waiting for you to return to the castle with the stones. Alright, we're counting on you." Impa told Link.

(Impa disappears)

"She's scary…" Navi told Link.

"Yeah… She has a slutty outfit…" Link whispered as he shivered.

"Hello Link." said the Random Owl that randomly appeared.

"AAAAHHHHHH! IT'S HIM! LET'S ESCAPE INTO KARAOKE, or whatever that place is called, VILLAGE!" Link yelled to Navi.

"Ouch, I am right beside you. You don't have to yell…" Navi complained. "And that's too far away, let's go home (which is farther away) first!"

"Okay! Anywhere but HERE is good." Link exclaimed.

Cherry-sama: The end of this chapter.

Link: There she is!

Ruto: Get her!

Malon: ATTACK!

Cherry-sama: EEEEKKKK!

Saria: Don't mind us, YET. Please Review.