Chapter five! (FIVE! 5! 2 and 3 is 5! n.n)

Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda, OoT, but if I did, I would make Ganondorf shave his head bald! He looks like a balding monkey anyway…

Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome to chapter 5 of Totally Messed!

Link: Where's my ocarina?

Navi: I dunno…

Cherry-sama: (holds up ocarina) I'm taking it!

Link: What? NooooOOOOooooOOOOoooo! (tries to grab ocarina)

Cherry-sama: (holds ocarina just out of Link's reach) You don't need it, and you end up ditching it anyways, so… Let me keep it!

Saria: Don't mind us… Just read the story!

What would happen if Ruto was cooked up on a barbeque and eaten for dinner?

Wonder No more, you'll see how one little—What? Wrong question? (authoress looks through cue cards) Lets see… I wonder who's been messing with my cue cards… Okay! I think I found the real question!

What would happen if Ruto had the ability to read minds?

Wonder no more! In this fic you'll see how one little mistake could change the whole storyline!

Where we last left our heroes, Link was flying to Kakariko village. Yes, I do mean fly, because he was flying, because the random owl was carrying him. Now that that's over with, let's get onto the real fic.

(Link flew Kakariko.)

"I wonder if Saria knows anything about the other Spiritual Stone." Navi asked Link.

"How could she? First off, she's never left the forest in her life! Second off, she's a Kokiri, how would she know about the Stones? Third off, she's on vacation with her camper van and it's best not to disturb her! Fourth off, how can we contact her?" Link ranted on.

"It's called Saria's song…" Navi told Link.

"Ohhh yeah…" Link paused.

(Link played Saria's Song.)

"Link? This is Saria, can you here me?" Saria asked.

"Yep." Link replied.

"Hey Saria, do you know about the Spiritual Stones? We're collecting them for Princess Zelda."

"Are you collecting Spiritual Stones?" Saria asked.

"GASP! How did you know?" Link gasped.

"I just told her." Navi replied.

"Oh."

"Anyways, we only have one more to find, do you now about it?" Navi asked.

"You have one more to find? You mean the Spiritual Stone of Water, don't you?" Saria asked.

"Something like that." Link replied.

"Yep!" Navi exclaimed.

"The Great Deku Tree once told me that the King Zora, ruler of Zora's Domain, has it." Saria told Link.

"That's how she would find out, Link!" Navi pointed out while smirking.

"Yeah, yeah." Link replied.

"What?" Saria asked.

"Never mind."

"Saria?" Link asked.

"Yes, Link?" Saria asked.

"What's a Zora?" Link asked.

"It's a—" Saria started.

"Never mind, Saria. I'll tell Link." Navi told Saria.

"Oh… Okay… Talk to you later! Saria out!" Saria exclaimed and a clicking sound was heard, like someone had just hung up a phone.

"What's a Zora?" Link asked.

"I'm not going to tell you!" Navi exclaimed.

"Whyyyyyyyy!" Link exclaimed/whined.

"Because you'll find out as soon as we get to Zora's Domain!" Navi exclaimed.

"But I wanna know now!" Link exclaimed.

"Too bad."

(Link pulls out his Ocarina and starts playing Saria's song.)

"NO LINK! It's rude to call a person without a good reason!"

"It is?" Link asked, putting down his ocarina.

"Yes!"

"Well… My reason is good enough to call Saria!" Link decided, putting the ocarina to his lips.

(Link starts playing Saria's song again.)

"OKAY! OKAY! I'll tell you!" Navi yelled.

"Okay." Link exclaimed, lowering his ocarina again.

(Navi flies down and grabs Link's ocarina! Navi flies up high so Link can't retrieve his ocarina! Ohh noo!)

"Hey! That's no fair!" Link yelled.

"I'm confiscating this from you for now!" Navi exclaimed.

(Link mopes as he exits Kakariko village and onto Hyrule field. Link goes randomly to Hyrule Castle Town and randomly to the Castle Grounds. Link also randomly blows up a random rock that is half way up the path and he crawls in the hole. Link walks onto the Triforce.)

"Well, Navi?" Link asked, holding out his hand.

"Okay." Navi mumbled, but she didn't give back the ocarina.

(Navi plays Zelda's Lullaby while flying above the Triforce. The ugly hag—I mean, witch—I mean, 'Great Fairy' comes out, screeching like a witch who had just eaten a farm yard full of chilly peppers.)

"AAAAHHH! MY MOUTH! IT BURNSSSS!" the 'Great Fairy' yelled as she ran around in circles, not noticing Link or Navi.

"Hello?" Navi asked.

"AAAAHHHHH! Hmm? Errr… Which one of you played the song?" the 'Great Fairy' asked.

"I did!" Navi exclaimed.

"Ohh… Okay. Welcome Navi." The 'Great Fairy' smiled.

"How do you find out about our names?" Link asked.

"Um… We 'Great Fairies' use email each other so we know your names when you come." The pink-haired witch replied.

"What's email?" Link asked.

"Errr… Your not suppost to know that until the 21st century…" the witch paused, apparently the stupidest of all the witches.

"O.o 21st century?" Link exclaimed, looking at the witch as if she was a witch.

"Who are you!" Navi asked.

"I am the Great Fairy of Magic." The witch replied.

"I meant from which era are you from…" Navi told the witch.

"…I will give you a magic spell!" the witch exclaimed, remembering her boring speech. "Please take it!"

(Navi gets Din's Fire!)

"You can use Din's Fire not only to attack, but to also burn things!" the witch told Navi.

"Are you trying to turn Navi into a budding pyromaniac?" Link asked.

"Errr…When battle has made you weary, please come back to see me." The witch told Navi.

"NEVER!" Navi yelled.

"Too bad! Come back here or I'll take back Din's Fire!" the witch told Navi as the witch disappeared.

"Fine!" Navi snapped.

"How come you got Din's Fire?" Link asked.

"Because I played the song!" Navi exclaimed.

"But I want Din's Fire!" Link wailed.

"Fine! You can have it!" Navi yelled as she tossed Din's Fire down to Link.

"Yay!" Link exclaimed.

(Din's Fire hits Link in the head and Din's Fire starts it's burning procedure. Link became half charcoaled but he managed to save his hat. Hurrah for him!)

"My hat… it's safe…YESSSSSS!" charcoaled Link yelled as he jumped up and down.

"…" Navi paused.

(Link leaves Hyrule Castle town and follows the river southward and swam across it to get to the entrance to 'Zora's River'… The Random owl (who stalks you as usual) is there.)

"Hoo Hoo! It looks like you've gotten bigger and stronger already Link!" the random owl exclaimed.

"How can you tell that?" Link asked.

"I have my sources…" the random owl smirked. "Just ahead lies Zora's Domain. The Zoras serve Hyrule's Royal Family by protecting this water source."

"You sound like a teacher on a field trip…" Navi told the random owl.

"Their door will not open for anyone except those who have some connection with the Royal Family." The random owl continued as if he didn't hear Navi.

"Well, that's not us!" Link exclaimed, trying to make the random owl go away, but failing terribly.

"Let them hear the melody of the Royal Family. Hoo hoo hoot!" the random owl exclaimed as he flew away,dun dun DUN!

"We already knew that!" Link yelled at the random owl.

"You never know!" the random owl yelled back as he flew away.

(Link runs upstream until he reaches the waterfall.)

"Ahem?" Link asked as he held out his hand.

"Give up, Link. I'm not giving this to you until you find out what a Zora is." Navi told Link.

(Navi then played Zelda's Lullaby and entered. The waterfall closed before Link could get through.)

"NAVIII!" Link yelled.

(Navi plays song again so Link could pass through.)

"Thank you." Link told Navi.

"No problem." Navi told Link.

(Link goes through the entrance and Link goes up to the highest point of Zora's domain. Link sees the King Zora.)

"Is this a Zora?" Link asked as he pointed at the King Zora.

"Yep!" Navi exclaimed as she pulled Link's ocarina out of her pocket.

"Are they always this ugly?" Link asked, horrified as he observed the King Zora.

"Not always, if you want to see a regular Zora, then go to your left and talk to that tall thing. If you want to see Princess Ruto then you must go to Lake Hylia and retrieve the sunken bottle, show it to the king Zora, get a fish, show it to Lord Jabu Jabu, get eaten by Lord Jabu Jabu, go through the dungeon part way and there she is." Navi told Link.

"O.O How do you know that?" Link asked.

"Err…" Navi paused. "You didn't hear anything…"

"Okay! I'll take a look at the Zora to the left!" Link exclaimed as he walked to the left, leaving Navi behind.

"Oh, my dear sweet princess Ruto… Where has she gone? I'm so worried…" the King Zora lamented.

"She's in the belly of Lor—I mean…Uh-oh…" Navi paused.

"What was that?" the King Zora asked.

"In the belly of Lorgoiontheiga!" Navi exclaimed, for that was her best cover up story.

"What's a Lorgoiontheiga?" the King Zora asked, tilting his head.

"'In the belly of Lorgoiontheiga' is slang for 'somewhere I/you/we don't know' or 'somewhere/something that doesn't concern me/you/us'!" Navi exclaimed.

"I see…"

(Link comes back.)

"Hi! What'd I miss?" Link asked.

"In the belly of Lorgoiontheiga (something that doesn't concern you)." The King Zora replied.

"Pardon?" Link asked, wondering if that was the Hylian language.

"In the belly of Lor-go-ion-the-iga." The King repeated, only slower.

"Excuse me?" Link asked.

"It's only slang of fairies. It's highly popular amongst them, other races don't know about the term." Navi explained.

"Ahhh…" King Zora ahhed.

"What?" Link asked.

"Never mind! Lets go to that Zoraon the left,again!" Navi told Link.

"But I was just over there!" Link protested.

"I don't care!" Navi exclaimed.

"I'm not going back there!"

"If you don't, then I'll throw you ocarina into the deepest part of Lake Hylia!"

"GASP! You wouldn't dare!"

"Oh yes I would!" Navi told Link as she flew left.

"Come back here!" Link told Navi.

"Come and get me!"

(Link runs after Navi. Navi flies just beyond the edge of the waterfall, Link runs over, falls off and notices the rupees that were placed at the bottom of the pond(just as Link fell down). Link gets all the rupees and runs back after Navi.)

"Come back here!" Link yelled as he spotted Navi.

"Talk to the Zora here and I'll give you back your ocarina!" Navi told Link as she pointed (?) at the Zora nearby.

"Fine!"

(Link gets Silver Scale!)

"With that, you'll be able to go into deeper water!" the Zora exclaimed.

(Once Link stopped talking with the Zora he noticed that Navi was gone! Link saw Navi (near the bottom of Zoras Domain) go into a random hole!)

"Come back here!" Link yelled as he jumped off the waterfall, after Navi.

(But Link was too late! Navi had already gone into the hole! Link gasped for air, and dove into the hole, after Navi! Link randomly arrived in Lake Hylia. Navi was green (O.o) and was flying around something, under the water (how could she breath?)!)

"GET BACK HERE NAVI!" Link yelled, diving under water, where Navi was swimming (?).

(Link then dived where Navi was and accidentally grabbed something! He randomly/uncontrollably/something-ably swam to the surface and held up a bottle! Wait… There was something in it…)

"What's that?" Navi asked as she flew/swam to the surface.

"I don't know… AND GIVE ME BACK MY OCARINA!" Link yelled as he tried to grab Navi, but failed.

"Find out what it says first!" Navi commanded.

"It says: Blah blah blah, blah blah." Link told Navi.

"There's more." Navi told Link while pointing at the fine print at the bottom.

"'P.S. Don't tell my fa—thhhheeerrr!'" Link stumbled as he dropped the note at the bottom of Lake Hylia.

"Good job, genius…" Navi told Link. "Go get it."

"Whhhhhhhhyyyyy?" Link whined/complained.

"Because your ocarina's down there!" Navi told Link, throwing the ocarina at the same spot as the note.

"NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!" Link yelled as he swam down to the bottom of the lake.

(Link tries to get the ocarina, but accidentally got the note first. Link cursed/swore as he swam back down, but getting the ocarina this time.)

"That lake…is deep…" Link huffed/puffed.

"Link…" Navi muttered, looking at the note scarily.

"Yes, Navi?"

"How did the paper note stay dry when it just fell into the water?"

"I don't know…"

(Link when back through the hole, up to the highest point of Zoras Domain, and showed the note, that isn't in the bottle anymore, to King Zora.)

"Ho! This letter! It's from Princess Ruto!" the King Zora exclaimed.

"It is?" Link asked.

"Apparently…" Navi muttered.

"Hmm… Let's see… She's inside Lord Jabu-Jabu? That's not possible!" the King Zora continued.

"GASP!" Link gasped.

"Why isn't it possible?" Navi asked.

"Our guardian god, Lord Jabu-Jabu, would never eat my dear Princess Ruto." The King Zora replied.

"Is there anyway that would make him eat her?" Navi asked.

"Well… Since that stranger, Ganondorf, came here, Lord Jabu-Jabu has been a little green around the gills…" the King Zora replied.

"There you go!" Navi exclaimed.

"Ganondorf… Isn't he the guy Princess Zelda took his jewel from…?" Link pondered.

"The evidence seems clear. Of course, you'll go find Ruto." The King Zora continued.

"But whhhhhhyyyyyy?" Link whined.

"Shut up, Link!" Navi muttered.

"You can pass through here to the altar of Lord Jabu-Jabu." The King Zora continued.

"Where?" Link asked.

"This hole behind me."

"There's a hole behind you?" Navi asked.

"Yes."

"I never noticed it because you were so fat—Owwww…" Link muttered as Navi hit him on the head.

"Pardon?" the King Zora asked.

"Fatuablitilus!" Navi exclaimed/finished.

"Is it also fairy slang?" the King Zora asked.

"No, it's Kokiri slang for 'absolutely fabulous'!" Navi explained.

"It is?" Link asked.

(Navi glares at Link.)

"It is!" Link exclaimed.

"Oh… okay…I'll keep this letter, you keep the bottle it was in. Take it respectfully. Please find my dear Princess Ruto immediately… Zora." The King Zora explained, as he started to move to one side.

(King Zora starts edging over to the right, taking his sweet time while doing so.)

"Navi… I don't understand…" Link paused.

"Don't understand what?" Navi asked.

"How did the King Zora find out about the bottle… we only gave him the note that was inside of it." Link told.

"Yeah… How did he find out about the bottle?" Navi asked, while looking at the King Zora.

"Moeep, moeep, moeep…" the King Zora moeeped as he finished getting over to Link and Navi's right. "Now you can pass through."

"How? Your blocking the pathway so we can't get through! You moeeped the wrong way!" Navi complained.

"Oops."

"What kind of word is 'moeep' anyway!" Link asked.

"It's the sound he makes as he shuffles to the our (Link and Navi's) left." Navi explained.

"Ohh…" Link paused.

(Link has to watch the entire time while Kind Zora scoots back across (thecorrect way this time) the ledge…that takes him five million years to do, but then again, he's going twice the distance so it will take twice as long….)

"It seems Princess Ruto has somehow gotten into Jabu Jabu's belly…" Navi muttered as Link went to get a fish from the Zora shopkeeper.

"Well, duh! You were the one who knew that before the King looked at the note!" Link told Navi.

"Ohh yeah…" Navi paused. "I'm sorry Link, it's just that sometimes, if you press the up button command, I start spewing out nonsense that I don't even want to say!"

"O.O WHAT!" Link yelled as he looked at Navi, who just said something that made no sense to Link.

"Errr… How much for that fish!" Navi asked the Zora shopkeeper, since, by this time, they had walked over to the store.

"5 000 000 000 Gald." The Zora/shopkeeper replied.

"WHAAAAAAATTTT!" Navi yelled.

"What the heck is Gald anyways?" Link asked the shopkeeper.

(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)

"Yo, mister Zora? Your line is here…" Cherry-sama told the Zora as she pointed to a part of the script with the words 'Legend of Zelda' printed on it. "That's the Tales of Symphonia script you're looking at…"

"Whoops..." the Zora whoopsed as he put down a script that clearly said 'Tales of Symphonia' on it.

"Honestly, can't you read?" Cherry-sama asked.

"Nope."

"O.o How'd you pass school?"

"What's school?"

"O.O If you've never been to school, than how do you know your math?"

"What's math?"

"It's something that you must know in order to be able to count rupees."

"Give me an example."

"Later, the readers are waiting."

(Back to main storyline…)

"I'm not sure…" the Zora paused.

"Anyways, how much for the fish?" Navi asked again.

"1000 rupees." The shopkeeper told Navi.

"WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT! THAT'S PLAIN ROBBERY!" Navi yelled.

"At least we know the ratios for the currencies…" Link noted.

(Navi swooped over, grabbed the fish, and flew out of the store as fast as she could. Navi had just stolen a fish!)

"COME BACK HERE! THEIF!" the shopkeeper yelled.

"THIEF!" Link yelled.

"You'll pay for it, right?" the shopkeeper asked.

"Uhhh… WAIT UP NAVI!" Link yelled as he ran out of the shop.

"HEY!"

(Link and Navi ran up where the King Zora was, ran through the hole and ended up at Zora's fountain. Link swam away from Zoras Domain sooo he when into the water and swam behind Lord Jabu Jabu. Link saw that there was a patch of land not too far off. Link climbed onto it, randomly threw a bomb at the wall and took cover. When it exploded, it revealed a Fairy Fountain. Oh joy… Anyways. After Link went in, the witch/slut appeared. She came out of the water, cackling like a slutty witch with a slutty reputation.)

"Welcome Link! I am the Great Fairy of Magic!" the 'Great Fairy' told Link.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NOT ANOTHER SLUT!" Link yelled.

"…Meanie…I will give you a magic spell. Please take it." The slut (overall, a much better title) told Link.

(Link received Farore's Wind from the ugly slut!)

"Remember, you can use Farore's Wind only in dungeons that have a dungeon map hidden inside, okay?"

"No, it's not okay! This is a lame item!" Navi yelled.

"No it's not!" the slut protested.

"Yes it is! I bet that, out of all the slutty fairies, you're the lamest!" Link yelled.

"No! I'm the most sluttish!" the slut protested.

"… We did not need to know that…" Navi muttered.

"…When battle has made you weary, please come back to see me." The slut told Link.

"NOOOO!" Link yelled back, but it was too late, the slut was gone.

(Link exited and went over to Lord Jabu Jabu. Link dropped the stolen fish down in front of Jabu-Jabu. Lord Jabu Jabu sucked it up, eating Link as well! OH NO!)

"AHHH!" Navi yelled when she landed on the inside on Jabu Jabu's mouth.

"Ewww… Lord Jabu Jabu's breath stinks…" Link muttered.

"Let's get going so we don't have to be in here long." Navi told Link as she flew up from the ground.

"That's easy for you to say… you don't have to walk on Siliva, Guts and other things like that!" Link told Navi.

(Link proceeds through the Stomach and onto the Digestive System, and when Link entered the main Kidney, hefound Ruto, Princess Ruto.)

"You!" Ruto bossed.

"Who, me?" Link asked.

"Yes you!" Ruto replied.

"Yes?" Link asked.

"Who are you?" Ruto asked Link.

"I'm Link, kid of the Kokiris!" Link exclaimed.

"I am Ruto, Princess of the Zoras." Ruto told Link.

"You're Ruto? Oh good! The King Zora was looking for you!" Navi exclaimed.

And save you...Linkthought

"What! Are you saying my father asked you to come here and save me?" Ruto asked.

"We didn't say that." Link protested.

"You were thinking it!" Ruto pointed out.

"No we weren't!" Navi yelled.

"Link, here, was!" Ruto pointed out.

"Scary…" Link muttered.

"And I'd never ask anyone to do such a thing! Save me, honestly…" Ruto paused.

"What about the letter in the bottle?" Navi asked.

"'Letter in a bottle'? I have no idea what you're talking about!" Ruto snapped.

"But your father is worried about you!" Link told Ruto.

'My father is worried about me? I don't care! Anyway, I can't go home right now. And you… Get out of here! Understand!" Ruto asked.

"Yes ma'm!" Link exclaimed as he stood in a saluting position.

(Ruto turns her back on you, walks away and falls down a nearby hole! (snickers) Anyways...)

"Ooooh nooooooo!" Ruto screamed as she fell down the hole.

(Link stalks her down the hole and talks to her.)

"Are you still hanging around here?" Ruto asked. Link.

"Yesh." Link replied.

"I told you to go away!" Ruto yelled.

"I know, but you just fell down a 6 meter hole!" Link exclaimed, pointing at where Ruto had fallen from.

"So did you…" Navi pointed out to Link.

"I'm okay. I've been going inside Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly since I was little, but…Lord Jabu-Jabu is very strange today…" Ruto muttered.

"How so?" Link asked.

"There are electrified jellyfish and strange holes around… On top of that, my precious stone was…but…that's none of your business! Anyway… You! Go home now! Understand!" Ruto yelled at Link.

"She sure likes yelling, doesn't she?" Navi asked.

"Ruto?" Link asked. "Are you sure?"

"You're that worried about me?" Ruto asked, with a look of awe on her face.

"Sorta…" Link muttered.

"Then I will give you the honor of carrying me. However…I won't leave until I find the thing I'm looking for. You'd better believe me!" Ruto yelled as she sat down so Link could carry her.

(If Link looses Ruto and leaves her behind, Link has to go get her again (yes, that includes falling down the hole, sometimes) and she'll say the following…)

"How inconsiderate! How could you leave me behind!"

"I'm not even sure how I did it myself…" Link muttered.

"If you're a man, act like one! Take responsibility!" Ruto commanded.

"Awww… Do I have to?" Link asked.

"Yes!" Ruto yelled as she sat down again..

(Anyway… ignoring that last scene… Link continues throughKidney and onto the Liver using Ruto to help Link open doors and whatnot…throwing her at stuff to killenimes (this WORKS! Try it!) …etc. Then finally Link reached theHeart in which the Spiritual Stone is located… it's…so pretty... Ahem. Anyways. Ruto will get all excited like (she'll kick her legs and fail her arms, accidentally bonking Link in the head! Ouch… xC) and she demands that Link will throw her on the dais.)

"Link! Link! Up there!" Ruto exclaimed while pointing at the stone. "Throw me up there! On that ledge!"

(Princess Ruto got the Spiritual Stone! But why Princess Ruto…?)

"Oh my goodness! I finally found…my mother's stone…" Ruto muttered to herself. "I got very upset when Lord Jabu Jabu swallowed it…"

"How did he swallow it?" Link asked.

"While I was feeding him, he suddenly swallowed me! I was so surprised I dropped it inside…"

"Ohh…" Navi muttered. That's a stupid reason for dropping a stone… Navi thought.

"Take that back!" Ruto yelled.

"What back?" Navi asked.

"That comment about the stupid reason!"

"O.o How'd you know about that?" Navi asked.

"Because I have the ability to read minds! That's why!" Ruto replied.

"Erp!" Navi erped.

"We'd better not think anything mean about her while she's nearby…" Link muttered to Navi.

"Hmph…But, now that I've found it, I don't need to be here anymore! So, take me home, right now!" Ruto commanded.

(Link takes a few steps towards her 'highness' and randomly/suddenly the ledge Ruto was on, rises)

"Keeeeeyaaaaaaahhhh! What is this? A giant Octopus?" Ruto screamed as the ledge lowered back down, to show a great big, ugly octopus!

(Link beats the octopus and decided that Ruto isn't that important so he made 'Salt and Pepper Squid' out of an octopus… How odd…)

(Anyways, after his sturdy meal, Link continued through theBody of Jabu Jabuto find the final boss (which I have no clue how to defeat...)! Link beats the boss (how he did it, I don't know...) and Ruto randomly appeared in the blue warp thingy.)

"You… You're late! What took you so long?" Ruto demanded.

"Well… I had to go the rest of the way through the Gills, and I had to beat a boss and I—" Link continued.

"I think she gets the point, Link…" Navi told Link.

"You're useless!" Ruto told Link.

"Wait… Why were you concerned about Link being late?" Navi asked.

"I was just lonely, that's all… Just a little!" Ruto exclaimed, making herself clear, a little too clear…

(Link warped out (with Ruto flying across from him) and Link is standing on the log outside Lord Jabu Jabu. The camera shows Link's face, and then zooms out to show Princess Ruto try to kiss Link (ewww…fish lips…). Link yelled as he fell off the log before her lips make contact with his (lucky him!). Ruto jumps into the water after Link, swims closer to you with a seductive expression on her face, that might hint that she will kiss Link soon...)

"You! You looked cool… Cooler than I thought you would, anyway… Just a little!" Ruto exclaimed.

"I don't think that's what you actually think…" Navi muttered (who was flying overhead).

"Well, anyway, you saved me, so I guess I'll reward you. What do you wish? Just tell me…" Ruto told Link in a scary way (at least to Link that is…).

"I want the Spiritual Stone." Link replied, looking at Ruto as if her face had just turned into a Goron's face.

"You mean the Spiritual Stone of Water, Zora's Sapphire, don't you?" Ruto asked.

"Yes, we do." Navi told Ruto.

"My mother gave it to me and said I should give it only to the man who would be my husband. You might call it the Zora's engagement ring!" Ruto explained.

"So, are you giving it to me, or what?" Link asked.

"Alright! I'll give you my most precious possession: Zora's Sapphire!" Ruto exclaimed, with a cute smile (?) on her face.

(Ruto swims slightly away. A blue glow is above her and all of a sudden Link randomly get the Stone. Ruto vanishes mysteriously. Dun dun, DUN!)

"Don't tell my father…" Ruto pleaded as the scene changed.

Cherry-sama: Chapter five!

Zora/shopkeeper: Are you going to give me an example of math yet?

Cherry-sama: Okay! (holds up five fingers) How many fingers are there?

Zora: (counts) 1, 86, 36, 709, 5! 5 fingers!

Cherry-sama: …How about now? (holds up 3 fingers)

Zora: 1, 876, 3! 3 fingers!

Cherry-sama: You Zoras are hopeless…

Ruto: Hey!

Cherry-sama: Uh-oh...

Saria: Please review!