Chapter 6! (Another chapter from me!) :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda for if I did… AW! Let's just get on with the fic already!

Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome back to Totally Messed!

Navi: The authoress hopes that after doing this version, she can move onto something else! Like Majora's Mask! Or Wind Waker!

Link: But she can't be certain, one thing is certain, she will complete this fic, if it's the last thing she'll ever do!

Saria: Ignore us please… Read the story…

What would happen if Ganondorf was insulted by Link, right to his face?

Wonder no more! I fixed my cue cards! And you'll see how one little boo-boo can corrupt the whole stinky story! This chapter includes some reference to chapter two!

(Link starts heading back and decides to talk to Ruto on his way out; he couldn't miss her because her head was so fat! But not as fat as the King Zora's.)

"Hey Ruto!" Link greeted. "What are you up to?"

"Did my most precious possession help you on your quest? Hee hee…" Ruto giggled in a very scary way.

"Are you ignoring Link?" Navi asked.

"No… He's so…so…" Ruto muttered while looking at Link dreamily.

"'Cause if you are, then… THAT'S MY JOB! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO DO THAT!" Navi yelled in Ruto's ear, but she was to busy with Link that she didn't notice her.

"Are you doing anything this weekend? Hee…hee…" Ruto muttered.

"No… Not—" Link started, but Navi interrupted.

"Yes he is! He has to go to the mall, with ME! And he also has to eat food at the food court and he has to do all sorts of things, like be the hero of HYRULE!" Navi nagged as she made Link walk onto the platform.

"Ohh… Maybe later…" Ruto paused, looking really disappointed.

"Ummm… Hi, King Zora!" Link exclaimed as he tried to get out of his conversation with Ruto.

"Oh, Link! So, you saved the Princess, eh? I really appreciate it." The King Zora exclaimed.

"That's it? 'You really appreciate it'?" Link asked, disgusted. "I HAD TO GO INTO YOU LORD WHAT'S-HIS-FACE'S MOUTH, CLIMB AROUND HIS KIDNEYS AND I HAD TO GET A PRINCESS WITHIN THAT DUMP! AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS 'I REALLY APPRECIATE IT'!" Link yelled, losing his temper, or as I would say, snapped.

"Yes." the King Zora replied, as if he didn't hear Link.

"This world is nuts…" Navi muttered.

"ARGGGHHHH!" Link yelled as he stomped out of Zora's Domain.

(Link and Navi entered Zora's river)

"You collected three Spiritual Stones! Let's go back to Hyrule Castle!" Navi exclaimed as she tried to cheer up Link.

"I know Navi… Where do you think I'm going right now?" Link asked as they got onto Hyrule field. "Or is this one of those spit-out-obvious-nonsense moments?"

"Yep… It was…" Navi told Link. "Anyways. Besides going to the castle, how about we go on that shopping spree that we were suppost to go on since chapter one!"

"I thought it was ever since chapter two…" Link paused.

"Never mind! We need to go there too! And we might as well go to the Bombchu Bowling Alley! I've always wanted to go bowling." Navi exclaimed.

(Are you confused? Well, let me explain. Hyrule Castle Town was one of those really cool places where everyone wanted to be. Like New York, or Las Vegas. Anyways, that was what Hyrule Castle Town was, at least in the fic of Totally Messed. Back to the crazy and wacko storyline…)

"And we could always go to that famous place called Bazaar. That place apparently has some great stuff!" Link exclaimed.

"Or we could go to—" Navi started.

(The random owl flew by. Or, at least, what they thought was the random owl…)

"AHHH! IT'S MISTER STALKER!" Link yelled.

"Quickly! Under this rock!" Navi exclaimed as she pointed to a randomly appearing rock.

(Navi and Link hide under the rock. When the finally decided to take a peak out from under the rock, they had discovered that it wasn't the random owl. It was only a balloon version of the random owl. Link and Navi grumbled as they had to get out from under the really small rock, Link squished Navi once or twice, but she didn't mind until they both got back out from under the rock. I don't see why they didn't just lift the rock off of them… It was really light… But nevertheless, they had a hard time getting out from under the rock)

"…All that work for nothing…" Link muttered.

(Link made his way back to the Castle when he reached the Castle Gates, it automatically became night, not to mention raining)

"What's going on…?" Navi asked for, a few seconds ago, she had had the sun in her eyes.

"I dunno…" Link muttered.

(Suddenly, the Gates clashed down to the ground, making Link and Navi soaked in mud. Zelda and Impa ran out of the Town on a white horse. Zelda's hair (which was loose) flapping in the wind. Zelda was wearing a black headband with a Gerudo (Ganondorf's) jewel on the center of it. Zelda saw Link and threw something over her shoulder and into the river. White horse gallops off when Link turned around/regains-his-vision, Ganondorf was randomly THERE! DUN DUN!)

(Ganondorf charged out shortly after them and looked angrily in the direction in which they had fled. Ganondorf had an indent in the center of his forehead, in the shape of his missing Jewel.)

"Arg! I lost her!" Ganondorf cursed as he rubbed his indented forehead.

(Ganondorf noticed Link for the first time. He didn't care a thing about Navi!)

"You, over there! Little kid!" Ganondorf called out, facing Link, making himself look like a balding monkey.

"Who me?" Link asked, deciding to have a little fun with this guy that reappeared from chapter 2.

"Yes you." Ganondorf confirmed.

"Are you sure you mean me?" Link asked.

"Yes, I mean you." Ganondorf repeated, trying to be patient.

"Are you really talking to me?" Link asked.

"Yes I'mtalking to you…"

"Are you sure…?"

"YES I'M SURE!" Ganondorf yelled, while loosing it. "I have no time to be wasting my time on this little conversation with a little brat!"

"Oh geez… He's nice." Navi grumbled sarcastically.

"Now… You must have seen the white horse gallop past just now… Which way did it go!" Ganondorf asked.

(Link stood there. He was not going to tell this ugly freak where his employer went!)

"Answer me!" Ganondorf demanded.

(Link took a couple steps backwards)

"So, you think you can protect them from me… You've got guts, kid." Ganondorf chuckled.

(Link drew his sword)

"LINK! I know that you are a wonderful artist but this isn't the time for DRAWING!" Navi yelled at Link, who was holding a very big sketchpad.

"But my sword… I just got a sudden urge to draw it!" Link complained as he moved he pencil around furiously as he drew a stick-sword (a sword for a stick man).

"Heh heh heh… You want a piece of me!" Ganondorf asked.

"I never said that!" Link complained as he looked up from his sketchpad.

"But you were thinking it…" Ganondorf paused.

"AHHHHHHH! HE'S JUST LIKE RUTO!" Navi yelled.

"Hey mister…" Link paused, deciding to draw Ganondorf on the next page of his artwork.

"The name is Ganondorf!" Ganondorf snapped.

"Well, mister Ganondorf sir… did you know that you look like a balding monkey?" Link asked.

"Very funny! I like your attitude!" Ganondorf chuckled.

"He's not kidding…" Navi paused.

"He's not?" Ganondorf asked.

"Nope…" Navi confirmed.

(Ganondorf raises his hand and shoots a purple/yellow/white thing at Link. Link flies backwards. Then, by accident, Ganondorf sent another thing at himself)

"Owwwie… MOMMY!" Ganondorf cried, acting like a little kid, behaving far weirder than Link and Navi put together.

"Even Link's more mature than that…" Navi paused watching Ganondorf cry like a little baby.

"Yeah… At least I hope so…" Link paused.

"Waaahhhhhh…. I mean…Pathetic little fool! Do you realize who you're dealing with!" Ganondorf asked.

"That was a quick change…" Navi muttered to Link.

"I am dealing with Ganondorf, the balding monkey." Link told Ganondorf.

"I am Ganondorf! And I am not a balding monkey! And soon, I will rule the world!" Ganondorf yelled as he wiped away his tears.

"Don't you mean take over the princesses jewelry?" Link asked.

(Ganondorf gives a shout and starts pursuing Zelda again, who is now at the other end of the word by now.)

"That was odd…" Link paused, looking where Ganondorf had just fled.

"Maybe we should go after that thing Zelda threw into the river…" Navi suggested as she noticed, whatever it was, that it was starting to rust.

(Link jumped in the river and retrieved the Ocarina of Time!)

(The world suddenly turned into a flashback showing Zelda standing in front of the Altar of Time. Zelda had her hair still loose, with the headband on her head)

"Link… Can you hear me? It's me, Zelda…" Zelda told Link, who knew exactly who it was.

"I think Link already knew that." Navi told Zelda.

"What happened to you're hair?" Link asked, looking at Zelda's loose hair for the first time.

"Ganondorf burned my hat in revenge for me taking his jewel. But I still have it!" Zelda exclaimed proudly as she pointed to the jewel on her headband.

"I pity you…" Link told Zelda.

"Look! I have to tell you this important stuff before the time runs out!" Zelda yelled.

"Okay." Link whimpered in obedience.

"Link, when you hold this Ocarina in your hand…I won't be around anymore… I wanted to wait for you, but I couldn't delay any longer. At least I could leave you the Ocarina and this melody. This song opens the Door of Time…" Zelda explained.

(Zelda played the song and Link learned the Song of Time!)

"Now, Link. Play this melody in front of the altar in the Temple of Time. You must protect the Triforce. BECAUSE IT'S MINE!" Zelda exclaimed as the world changed.

(Link randomly found himself on the bridge.)

"What should I do with my old Ocarina?" Link asked, looking at the ocarina Saria gave him.

"I wouldn't recommend throwing out… Saria gave that to you…" Navi paused, looking at the Ocarina over Link's shoulder.

"I know…" Link paused.

"OH! I know! Give it to me!" Navi exclaimed.

"Fine… Have it… Just remember, I put my lips on that." Link told Navi.

(Navi gasps and throws Ocarina in river when Link's not looking.)

"So… Where to now?" Link asked Navi.

"You should go inside the Town and go into the back alley until you see a guard lying on ground and talk to him." Navi explained.

"Pardon?" Link asked.

"Err… Just go." Navi told Link.

(Link did what Navi said and found a Guard lying in the alley of the castle town)

"Unngh… Are you the boy from the forest…?" the guard asked.

"Yep!" Link exclaimed.

"Shush! I think he's trying to tell us something before her dies!" Navi snapped.

"I-I-I've finally met you… I-I-I have something to t-t-tell you…Ganondorf, the Gerudo King of Thieves, betrayed our king…" the Guard told Link.

"No duh!" Navi muttered to Link.

"Zelda's nanny, Impa, sensed the danger and escaped from the castle with our princess. I tried to stop Ganondorf's men from chasing them…but…the princess was…waiting for a boy from the forest… That's you… She wanted to give something to the boy. If you received it from the princess, hurry…to the Temple of Time…" the Guard told Link as he stopped moving.

"Is he dead?" Navi asked.

"Not quite." Link told Navi.

"He has to be dead! He's not moving anymore!" Navi told Link. "After all that killing you've done, I would think you'd be able to tell whether a person is dead or not."

(The supposedly dead Guard coughed and spluttered, then died)

"Now he's dead!" Link told Navi.

"Yeah, yeah…" Navi mumbled.

"Let's go check inside the mall!" Navi told Link.

"I think we should do what that nice old dying guy asked us to do and go to the Temple of Time…" Link told Navi while looking at the corpse.

"Fine." Navi grumbled, really wishing that she could hurry up, go to the mall and start shopping.

(Link entered the Temple of Time.)

"So… Now what?" Link asked as he looked around.

"Hey! Look! There's something written on here!" Navi exclaimed while pointing to some inscription on the nearby altar.

"Ye who owns three Spiritual Stones, stand with the Ocarina of Time and play the Song of Time." the Altar read.

"What should I do?" Link asked Navi.

"Maybe you should stand before the Altar and play the Song of Time…" Navi suggested.

(Link did what Navi said and stood before the altar and played the Song of Time. The Stones magically set themselves in the altar and the Door of Time opened.)

"NOO! There go Princess Zelda's jewels…" Link paused as he looked at the stones placed on the Altar.

"Link… Would you hurry up?" Navi asked impatiently.

"Fine…" Link muttered.

(Link went through the door of time. while link looks around, Navi sees something)

"Link, isn't that…!" Navi asked, amazed by what she was seeing.

(Navi flies over to Master Sword.)

"It's that legendary blade… The Master Sword!" Navi exclaimed.

(Link walked over to the sword.)

"This will be an excellent drawing subject!" Link exclaimed as sat down and took out his sketchpad. "Especially with the light shining onto the sword like that!"

"LINK! You were the one that wanted to go here! If you are going to waste my time then I might as well go shopping!" Navi complained.

"Fine… Be that way…" Link muttered to Navi, while standing up.

(Link lifts Master sword and Ganondorf randomly appears behind you.)

"Geh heh heh! Excellent work! As I thought, you held the keys to the Door of Time! You have led me to the gates of the Sacred Realm… Yes I owe it all to you, kid!" Ganondorf chuckled as he watched Link.

(Ganondorf laughs cheesily/evilly)

Cherry-sama: Chapter 6!

Saria: The authoress can't think of anything amusing to say. Please review.