Chapter 9 (Yay! Another chapter!) :D
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Legend of Zelda: OoT, but I still own the evil sour milk! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (pours milk on Ganondorf and Ganondorf dies) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome back to Totally Messed!
Navi: How long are the chapters at the beginning (before editing)?
Cherry-sama: This chapter, when I got the script format of it (from SoC) with no Link and Navi dialogue; it was 3 pages long.
Link: O.O Now it's 17 pages!
Cherry-sama: Correct. And I also have to convert it to non-script format, add in Link and Navi parts, and make it humorous so in the end, it's very long. It's takes me quite a few hours anyways.
Saria: And you end up with this final product. (sarcastic) Very interesting. Please read the story…
What if beating the boss for the Fire Temple was a Video Game? No, not for us, but for Link!
Wonder no more! I will find EFoT soon! You'll see how the authoress can kill one evil Furby so very painfully!
(Link goes to Death Mountain and into Goron City for really random reasons unknown to all the readers.)
"Link… do you see that?" Navi asked Link, who was currently trying to think of a way to wash his clothes.
"See what?" Link asked looking down at a smallish Goron who was rolling as if the sun was going to explode in his face like the GDS did to Link. "That?"
(Link points to object.)
"No! Not that! That!" Navi exclaimed while pointing at a billboard that said 'Eggs and Bacon, Half Price at Goron restaurant'.
"O.o You are thinking about food at a time like this?" Link asked in shock.
"Unlike you, some creatures need food to live! You haven't eaten in seven years! Or your whole life for that matter!" Navi told Link. "Don't you Kokiris eat at all?"
"No… And in case you've forgotten, I'm a Hylian, not a Kokiri!" Link retorted.
"Then you should be more desperate to eat than me!" Navi exclaimed.
"Fine… Fine… We'll get a bite to eat and then continue on our adventure." Link told Navi.
"I hardly think of this worthless parody of us as an adventure…" Navi muttered under her breath.
"Did you say something?" Link asked.
"Nothing!" Navi told Link.
(Then Link and Navi went to the Goron restaurant, but a Goron door sealed it.)
"Dang." Navi muttered under her breath.
"Maybe we should ask for help from that Goron that's rolling as if the sun will go and explode in his face like the GDS did to me…" Link muttered, watching the dirt fly up into the air (from little Goron Jr. up there).
"Link…" Navi mumbled as she slapped her forehead. "Did you know that 'doom' is 'mood' spelled backwards…"
"O.o What does that have to do with asking that Goron for help?" Link asked.
"I'm not sure…" Navi muttered.
(Anyways, Link and Navi walked up and ran into the Goron.)
"'Scuse me!" Link yelled to the Goron.
"You're excused." Navi muttered to Link.
"That was lame Navi… Anyways, do you know how to—wha?" Link asked the Goron, but the Goron was rolling the opposite direction.
"Maybe he's scared of your face…" Navi suggested with an evil smirk on her face.
"Shut up! And hey! Come back!" Link called out to the Goron.
"Some manners! That guy should learn a lesson!" Navi exclaimed while taking one of Link's bombs.
"Navi… I don't think that's such a good idea…" Link told Navi.
(Navi ignored Link and lit the fuse. Navi threw it at the Goron and hit him on the head. The Goron exploded and, to Link's horror, the Goron stopped moving all together. Navi, in the meantime, was having fun-fun! She enjoyed beating people up before she helped Link with his adventure(maybe that's why she beat up the Poe sisters so easily).)
"O.O Is it dead?" Link asked, tremble in his voice.
"Hopefully! n.n" Navi exclaimed while whistling.
"…I'm scared of you Navi… Are you okay?" Linktold Naviandasked theGoron.
"How could you do this to me?" the Goron asked, trembling.
"Easily…" Navi told the trembling Goron.
"Oh good, he's alive." Link muttered as he wiped his brow.
"You, you're Ganondorf's servant!" the Goron told Navi.
"I wish…" Navi grumbled while hiding a smirk.
"…You are officially disturbing…" Link told Navi.
"Hear my name and tremble! I am Link! Hero of the Gorons!" the Goron (named Link) told Navi.
"I'm not trembling!" Navi told the Link.
"Hey! My name's Link!" Link original exclaimed.
(The Goron Link uncurls from the ground.)
"What?" Goron Link (GL) asked.
"What what?" Link asked.
"What what what?" Navi asked.
"Your name is also Link?" GL asked.
"Yeah…" Link muttered as he looked at GL.
"Then you must be the legendary Dodongo Buster and Hero, Link!" GL exclaimed.
"Well, it wasn't easy since the gravity was screwed up by Darunia…" Link muttered.
"Really? My dad never said anything about that…" GL told Link.
"Ohh?" Link asked.
"Wait… Something just occurred to me…" Navi muttered. "Who's your dad, kid?"
"My dad is Darunia… Do you remember him?" GL asked.
"Oh yeah…" Navi muttered while remembering harsh memories.
"Dad named me Link after you, because you're so brave! It's a cool name! I really like it!" GL exclaimed.
"Well…. Thanks!" Link exclaimed grinning.
"Link, you are the hero to us Gorons! I'm so glad to meet you!" GL exclaimed.
"Awww… Really?" Link asked GL.
"Link… This reminds me of what people did when they found out you were working for Zelda…" Navi muttered into Link's ear.
(The only word Link's simple little mind could process was the word 'Zelda'. And you know how Link is with girls…)
"What? Where?" Link asked, looking around frantically looking for the princess. "Hey, you! Does my hair look messed up?"
(GL paused.)
"Not really…" GL told Link after a few seconds.
"Well… Maybe I should fix it up anyways…" Link pondered.
"Okay! I'll do your hair Goron style!" GL exclaimed.
(Link looked at GL's hairdo. GL was almost bald…)
"No thanks…" Link told GL.
"Link…" Navi mumbled as she slapped her forehead. "Zelda's not here…"
"Dang!" Link exclaimed as he snapped his fingers in disbelief.
"Anyways… Please give me your autograph! Sign it: 'To my friend, Link of the Gorons.'" GL exclaimed, pulling out an autograph book from his pocket (O.o What pocket?).
"Okay!" Link exclaimed, for he was oddly enjoying this (O.o).
"Ummmm…" Navi paused. "Where are the other Gorons?"
"Oh… I guess it's not a good time to ask for this… Please help everyone!" GL pleaded with new puppy-dog eyes. "My dad, Darunia, went to the Fire Temple. A dragon is inside! If we don't hurry up, even my dad will be eaten by the dragon!"
(GL started to cry.)
"Ohhh dear…" Navi muttered, for she wasn't good with crying little kids, she was better at beating them up.
"B-b-b-boooo hooooo!"
"What should I do?" Link asked out of the corner of his mouth to Navi.
"You'd better try and calm him down if you can… Maybe he will calm down if you talk to him? What do you want to ask him?" Navi asked Link.
"Let's see…About the Dragon…What's his name?" Link asked.
"A long time ago there was an evil dragon named Volvogia living in this mountain. That dragon was very scary!" GL sniffed.
"Ohhh? How so?" Navi asked.
"He ate Gorons!" GL explained.
"O.O I like this guy!" Navi exclaimed, but GL didn't hear.
"Ummm… How did the bad dragon die?" Link asked.
"By using a large hammer, the hero of the Gorons…BOOOM! He got the high score on the game 'Whack-a-Volvogia'! This is a myth from long ago, but it's true! I know, because my dad is a descendant of the hero! He inherited his whacking muscles!" GL explained as he oddly started to cry again.
(GL starts to cry again.)
"B-b-b-boooo hooooo!"
"You'd better try and calm him down if you can… Maybe he will calm down if you talk to him? What do you want to ask him?" Navi asked.
"You just said that…" Link pointed out.
"Sorry… The authoress is still making me spit out obvious nonsense, as usual…" Navi told Link.
"Never mind… About the Gorons… What happened to them?" Link asked GL.
"Everyone was taken to the Fire Temple…While my dad was out…Ganondorf's followers came and took them all away!" GL exclaimed.
"I suddenly like Ganondorf a lot more…" Navi muttered, but this time, GL heard her.
(GL grabbed Navi and threw her onto the bottom level of the city as if she was a baseball.)
"Anyways…All of them will be eaten by Volvogia!" GL cried as if he had not been interrupted.
"…Navi?" Link asked while looking, trying to find what had remained of his fairy friend.
"I'M OKAY!" Navi yelled from the bottom level as if she knew this was going to happen.
"Dad said that Ganondorf has revived Volvogia… As a warning to those who might appose him, Ganondorf is going to feed them all to Volvogia!" GL continued as if Link didn't say anything.
"So… Where is Darunia now?" Link asked.
"Dad went to the Fire Temple all by himself to try and save everyone… Please help, Link!" GL pleaded.
"I'm not so sure…" Link paused, looking at Navi the fairy, who was slowly flying back over to Link's head.
"I'll give this heat-resistant tunic!" GL told Link, trying to bribe Link.
"I'll take it!" Link exclaimed, for this was the answer to his washing clothes problem.
(Link then receives the Goron Tunic that is an ugly red. GL rolls off the stairs to open the door to Darunia's room and to the restaurant for our starving hero.)
"What's with this? Why is it so ugly?" Link asked, looking at the tunic with disgust.
"Maybe the authoress felt sorry for you and decided to help you with your washing clothes problem!" Navi suggested. "So that's why she gave you that rag!"
"Or maybe she thinks I'm flirting with girls too much and wants me to look more ugly in hopes of making them avoid me…" Link pondered. "But my hottness will radiate from within these rags! That plan will never work!"
"Dang..." the authoress muttered as she randomly continued the story.
(The doors to Darunia's Throne Room and the restaurant opens.)
"…How'd that kid do that?" Navi asked.
"SIMPLE!" GL yelled up from the bottom floor. "I HAVE THE KEYS!"
"Well, that explains it…" Link muttered.
(GL randomly rolls back up to where Link and Navi were.)
"Dad told me not to let anybody follow him to the Temple, but…only you, Link, can save everyone!" GL told Link.
"I don't think Link could even tie his own shoes… Don't leave the fate of the Gorons on this goon!" Navi told GL.
"Navi…"
"Yes, Link?"
"How do you tie shoes?" Link asked, for this was in an era where shoelaces didn't exist.
"I'm not sure…" Navi replied.
"I'm sure that the restaurant owner, who is hiding somewhere right now, will also help you! Now, I'll tell you about the secret passage to the Fire Temple! Try and move the statue inside dad's room!" GL told Link.
"Thanks!" Link exclaimed, walking to the restaurant for his first meal in 19 years.
(After Link's sturdy meal, he went to Lake Hylia to wash his clothes. After that, he walked (while forgetting about Epona) all the way back to Darunia's Throne room, pulled the Statue away from the walland saw the entrance to the Crater. Link then entered the Crater of Death Mountain. Then used the dull-hooked Hookshot to Hookshot across the fallen bridge and Sheik (who seems to have replaced the Random Owl in the task of stalking) appeared, scaring the socks out of Link, who was wearing the ugly red tunic.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Link screamed while jumping backwards, almost into the lava.
(Sheik went wide-eyed.)
"BE CAREFUL OR ELSE I'LL RIP YOU IN HALF!" Sheik threatened in a very un-Sheik like manner.
(Link and Navi froze, in terror. I wouldn't blame them because Sheik was acting very scary today… Maybe it's the stress of being a ninja…)
"That's better! Ahem." Sheik started, while preparing for his long and boring speech.
"Ohhh… Joy…" Navi muttered to Link.
"It's something that grows over time…a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time… The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power." Sheik explained.
"Like 'Din's Fire'?" Link asked, hoping that he would get another thing like that.
"No… Not like 'Din's Fire'…" Sheik asked.
"Ohhh…" Link mumbled as he moped into the corner.
"Ignore him, Sheik…" Navi told Sheik.
"Thing is, I can't! He's the one I'm suppost to be talking to!" Sheik explained.
"Ohhh, I can fix him for you." Navi told Sheik.
"Please…" Sheik begged.
(Navi took a breath.)
"LINK! SNAP OUT OF IT! NOW!" Navi yelled, louder than Sheik and even scarier.
(Link and Sheik became wide-eyed.)
"O.O Wow… Talk about lung power…" Sheik muttered.
"Ok—okay… I'll snap out of it…" Link mumbled like a scared little boy.
"Good. Now Sheik, continue." Navi told Sheik.
"Okay. Ahem. Through it, you will know which way to go… This song is dedicated to the power of the heart…Listen to the 'Bolero of Fire'…" Sheik explained as he took his harp out of his pocket/butt.
"Say… Sheik? Can I ask you something?" Link asked.
"Shoot." Sheik told Link, holding the harp, waiting to play.
"Where do you get that harp? It looks like you pulled it out of your butt…" Link told Sheik.
"…I hid it in my back pocket…" Sheik explained.
"I don't think so… Thing is, you are wearing a tight jumpsuit, right? If it was in your back pocket, then wouldn't we be able to see it?" Link asked.
"………Link… I'll see you again…" Sheik told Link.
(Sheik uses Deku Nut to disappear.)
"I wonder where you'll warp to if you play the song 'Bolero of Fire'…" Navi pondered.
"Say… Sheik never taught us that song!" Link exclaimed; feeling ripped off.
(Sheik fell from the sky again and played the song. Link repeated. Link's Ocarina got glittery again.)
"Link…I'll see you again…" Sheik told Link as he backed away.
"Wait! Who are you?" Link asked, walking towards Sheik.
(Link started to approach Sheik, but fire suddenly appeared between them.)
"Crap!" Navi exclaimed.
(Sheik then disappears via Deku Nut, again. Fire melted (O.o melting fire?) away. Link became blinded once again and fell into lava. Good thing he had a seven-year-old fairy on him.)
"Dang…" Link muttered, walking forwards, after coming back to life, wishing he had taken a look at Sheik's face.
(Link entered the Fire Temple, when in room with the three statues; Link took the door up the stairs and to the left. In the next room Link ran into Darunia.)
"Who's there?" Darunia asked. "Is that you, Link…?"
"Yep! And it's the tooth fairy too! I will make all your tooth wishes come true!" Navi exclaimed, with lots of sarcasm.
"Oh, it really is Link! You've grown so big since I last saw you!" Darunia exclaimed, showing his hand to a certain height to show how short Link was.
"Was I really that short?" Link asked.
"Sadly, yes." Navi told Link.
"Hey, Darunia, looks like you got a wife! We met your son! Who's the lucky lady?" Link asked.
"Ohhh… Him…" Darunia mumbled, looking at the ground. "Well… He was sort of an accident…"
"O.o Accident?" Navi asked.
"What's he talking about?" Link asked.
"You are so naïve…" Navi mumbled.
"Well… Um… The easiest way to describe this is …" Darunia paused, trying to describe without saying the word.
"Yes?" Link asked.
"Darunia… Link just got amnesia so he doesn't remember what he did over the last seven years… He forgot about learning that…" Navi explained.
"Ohhh… In that case, I want to have a man-to-man talk with you about the birds and the bees, but now is not the time." Darunia explained.
"Ohh? How come?" Link asked.
"Because Ganondorf is causing trouble on Death Mountain again! He has revived the evil, ancient dragon Volvogia! On top of that, he is going to feed my people to that evil dragon as a warning to the other races that might resist him… If that fire-breathing dragon escapes from the mountain, all of Hyrule will become a burning wasteland!" Darunia explained.
"O.O YIPPEE!" Navi exclaimed, for she was acting like a pyro this chapter…
"Shush!" Link told Navi.
"I will go on ahead and try to seal up the evil dragon…I'm concerned, though, because I don't have a whacking hammer…" Darunia mumbled.
"Whacking hammer?" Link asked.
"But I have no choice." Darunia continued as if he didn't hear Link. "Link…I'm asking you to do this as my Sworn Brother…While I'm trying to deal with dragon, please save my people!"
"Okay, where are they?" Link asked.
"The prisoner's cells are in the opposite direction. I'm counting on you, Link!" Darunia instructed.
(Link watched Darunia go through the boss's room without a key. Odd. Link then looked around until…)
"Link! Look!" Navi exclaimed.
"At what?" Link asked.
"That sign." Navi exclaimed while pointing at the sign/banner over the boss's room.
(Link looked up and saw the banner.)
'WHACK-A-VOLVOGIA!
Grand Prize:
A Shiny Medallion!'
the banner read.
"So if we win, we get a Medallion thing, again?" Link asked Navi.
"Guess so." Navi replied.
"Sweet!" Link exclaimed, sparkles fluttering behind him.
"You know Link, for a guy of 19, you act 12 or 13…" Navi pointed out.
"Well, duh. That's the age I left at." Link told Navi, while turning to face her.
"But you could act more adult like." Navi told Link.
"I like the way I act, thank you." Link told Navi, crossing his arms and turning away from her.
"But still…" Navi trailed off.
(Navi then turned and looked at the banner again. She saw something she hadn't seen before.)
"Hey, look at that." Navi told Link as Link turned to look.
(There was some fine print near the bottom of the banner.)
'P.S. Whacking hammer isn't provided. Volvogia ate the provided one.'
The sign read.
"Who's Volvogia?" Link asked (honestly, wasn't he listening at all?).
"I think he's the almighty whacked one." Navi explained; both Link and her were looking at the sign.
"Besides, how hard can it be to find a hammer?" Link asked. "There has to be one around here somewhere…"
"True…" Navi muttered.
(Link started to look for the hammer while slowly releasing the Gorons, one by one. After five hours…)
"Finally…back…" Link groaned, looking very beat up and holding on to his sword handle for dear life, and Navi was wearing a band-aid.
"We would've come back sooner if you didn't keep failing to open the hammer chest." Navi told Link, noting that Link kept messing up to open the chest with the hammer inside.
"It's not my fault the longer way is hard, and the short way is beside a lava pit." Link told Navi.
"But still…" Navi mumbled. "Anyways lets fight Volvogia…"
"I forgot about him." Link told Navi.
"You are sad Link…" Navi told Link.
"Geez… Thanks." Link told Navi, while getting off the ground.
(Link walked over to the boss's door, without the key, but he didn't need one!)
"Great… I forgot to get the key…" Link muttered, searching through his pockets.
"But we don't need one! There's a rupee slot beside the door! We can pay our way in!" Navi told Link, pointing at the very obvious rupee slot.
"So… How much do we pay to get in?" Link asked.
"Read." Navi told Link, pointing at some instructions on paying.
'Instructions on Paying:
1-1 min
5-5 min
10-10 min
100-100 min' the instructions guided.
"Ohhh…" Link nodded.
(Link put in 5 rupees, he only needed 5 min. Link entered to see an ugly thing that looked like it was a cross between a goat and a lava snake.)
"Creepy…" Navi shuddered.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I is Vol-vol-vol-vol-vol-volvogia!" Volvogia hissed in the oddest hiss the authoress ever heard.
"That voice is creepier…" Link pointed out, Navi nodded.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you is wasting your ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time! You only have 5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-50 seconds!" Volvogia hissed.
"Oh, well, let's hurry up and kill you!" Link exclaimed as he ran up to the beast, which then went into a different lava hole, making Link miss him. "DARN!"
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ha!" Volvogia laughed as he flew up to the ceiling, making rocks fall down and a rock accidentally hit him, making him hurt himself. "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow!"
"…" Link and Navi paused together.
(A loud beeping sound was heard and the next thing Link knew was that he ended up outside of the boss's room.)
'Rrrrrrr! Time ran out! Please insert rupees to play again.' the machine spoke.
"WHAT!" Link yelled. "Already?"
"Wait… Right here it says 'sec' not 'min'…" Navi told Link.
"O.o Really?" Link asked.
"Yep… This is blind robbery…" Navi mumbled as Link put another 5 rupees into the rupee slot.
(Link went in again to see the snake thing; Volvogia was smiling at him.)
"Fighting-ing-ing-ing me again-in-in-in?" Volvogia asked.
"Yep! Now I have an advantage! You are weaker now!" Link exclaimed, remembering the rock that fell on him.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wrong! Every time y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you play again, m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my health becomes reset back to full health!" Volvogia sneered.
"WHATTT!" Link yelled, for this was unfair.
"That's just plain cheap!" Navi exclaimed, bobbing up and down.
"Do-do-do-do-do-do-don't blame me! Blame-me-me-me-me-me-me the game designers!" Volvogia exclaimed as Link got kicked out of the room, again.
(Link got up from the ground, really mad. He needed to kill this thing, and fast!)
'Rrrrrrr! Time ran out! Please insert rupees to play again.' the machine spoke.
"How can I kill that thing?" Link asked Navi.
"I dunno…" Navi muttered, while searching through her pockets (?).
(Navi felt something in her pockets and got an idea!)
"Hey! I got an idea!" Navi exclaimed.
"What is it?" Link asked, at this point he was even willing to listen to the random owl for help at this point.
"How about—never mind… Let's go back!" Navi exclaimed.
"But—" Link started.
"COME ON! PAY!" Navi yelled.
"Okay…" Link whimpered in a small voice.
(Link and Navi went back in, Volvogia, smirking, again.)
"Ready to b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-be beaten?" he asked.
"Not so fast! We have a plan!" Navi told the monster.
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh?"
"Yep! TAKE THIS!" Navi yelled as she threw the bottle of sour milk at the beast.
(The milk hit Volvogia right between the eyes and he instantly died. That is some evil milk:D)
"…Sad…" Link paused while looking at Volvogia's corpse.
(Meanwhile… outside…)(The wreath of flame around Death Mountain erupts and the sky becomes blue again.)
(Random… Back inside Link just entered theportal that Saria madeand ended up at the Chamber of the Sages. Darunia randomly appeared before Link.)
"Thank you, Brother! I really appreciate what you did. I thank you on the behalf of the entire Goron race!" Darunia exclaimed.
"Thanks!" Link exclaimed, even though it was Navi that did all the hard work.
"I think you are enjoying this…" Navi paused, looking at the so-called hero.
"You turned out to be a real man, just as I thought you would!" Darunia smirked.
"Him? A real man?" Navi asked, cracking up. "Pffft—HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Shut up!" Link told Navi, who was rolling on the floor, laughing hard.
"By the way, I, the wild Darunia, turned out to be the great Sage of Fire… Isn't that funny, Brother?" Darunia asked.
"No." Link replied.
"Well,this must be what they call destiny. Nothing has made me happier than helping you seal the evil here and break my ancestor's High score!" Darunia exclaimed.
"I broke the high score?" Link asked, shocked, as Navi got off the floor and flew above Link's head.
"Yep! You time was 10 sec! He was 13 sec!Hey, Brother, take this! This is a medallion that contains the power of the fire spirits—, my friendship and it's also the grand prize!" Darunia told Link while giving him the Medallion.
(Link got the Fire Medallion! Ouch! But it's hot! And—oh-no… it burned up his Deku shield! Dang!)
"Don't forget…now you and I are true Brothers!" said the voice (cough)Darunia(cough) on the wind.
(Link warped back to the entrance of the Fire Temple. Link poked around a bit, and found a Great Fairy's Fountain. Link played the usual Zelda's Lullaby to bring out the Fairy/slut.)
"Welcome Link! I am the Great Fairy of Wisdom and Ugliness! I am going to enhance your magic power. Receive it now!" the fairy of ugliness squealed.
(Link got double magic meter! Wait… This means more bottles needed to fill it up! Dang!)
"Your magic power has been enhanced! Now you have twice as much magic power! When battle has made you weary, please come back to see me." The slut told Link.
"NEVER!" Link yelled as she disappeared, cackling.
(Link then wandered around aimlessly when Navi had the obvious-nonsense-attacks (I am now calling it ONA)! Navi collapsed and Link looked to see what was wrong.)
"An artic wind is blowing from Zora's River… Do you feel it?" Navi asked, sounding as if she was dying.
"No." Link told Navi.
"Well, lets go there anyways!" Navi exclaimed, flying upwards again.
"Fine… We have nothing better to do." Link told Navi.
Cherry-sama: Chapter Nine!
Link: Are you satisfied with the chapter?
Cherry-sama: Nope! I didn't get to do this one thing! Maybe I'll add it to the Bloopers… Either that or the Deleted Scenes...
Navi: O.o Totally Messed has Bloopers?
Cherry-sama: Not yet! But I am planning on it!
Saria: Our world will never be sane… Please review for the sake of our sanity…