Totally Messed: Epilogue
Disclaimer: As I have said many times before, I do not own Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Didn't I say that already?
Cherry-sama: As promised, here's the Epilogue.
Link: Here is what happens after my adventures with the Ocarina are over.
Navi: You mean mine. I'm the Hero of Time remember?
Link: I want to get a restraining order against you sometimes…
Saria: Soon now, Cherry-sama will describe what happened to the characters. Some things relate to the Wedding, but most of it doesn't. In the wedding there are a few epilogues but they will also be mentioned here. Other people will be mentioned here and, unless you haven't read certain parts of the story, you would not get them, but you should.
Link: T.T Stop saying so much!
Saria: Please read what happens to us.
Link, wanting to be living a REAL life and very upset about not being the Hero of Time, went to the Castle to live a normal servant life. Zelda was happy with that until one day, Ruto came. They had a fight for Link and in the end Link got banned from Hyrule. Link hid around in the Lost Woods until he got robbed by a… You know what happens! Right? …Right? …It'll be in Totally Whacked.
Zelda somehow had all the jewelry in Hyrule. She (in the past) got Link to work in the castle as a servant. But one day she got mad, Link and banned him from Hyrule due to a silly argument with Ruto.
Navi stayed floating above Link's head, but once ditched him to get something from the old hag's Potion Shop. It was the medication to help fight her ONAs! This was good because one: it helped the old lady in the potion shop get rich and two: Navi would someday stop spouting out obvious nonsense. Navi then came back to Link with the medication and stayed by his side, including in Totally Whacked.
The Cucco lady also went to the old hag in the Potion Shop and got some medication for her Cucco goose bumps. She then became cured. She had no relation with Termina at all.
The random Skull kid that was making Medicine (mentioned in chapter eight) then gave the saw to the bald carpenter, who gave the Skull kid a broken sword. Then he took the broken sword to the Big Goron on top of Death Mountain, who gave the Skull kid Eye Drops Prescription. Then the Skull kid took the Prescription to the King Zora, who gave him a Frog Eyeball. Then Skull kid took the Eyeball to the goat man at Lake Hylia, who jumping in joy and tried to eat the Eyeball (for he was outbid on eBay). Skull kid protested and told the Goat man that the Eyeball was for making Eye drops. The Goat man sulked as he made the Eye Drops. Then the Skull kid took the Eye Drops and gave them to the Big Goron, who gave him a slab of rock with a carving of a sword. Skull kid was upset (because he got a rock for all his hard work) and was about to throw the rock slab at the Big Goron when Skull kid noticed that it was for getting a cool sword. A few days later the Skull kid gave the Big Goron the picture of the sword and the Skull kid got Biggoron's Sword! Then the Skull kid started on a quest to kill all the Great Fairies/Sluts/Witches. Unfortunately, the Great sluts only shattered into a million pieces (that I call Swirlies) when the Skull kid poked them with his sword. Skull kid grumbled and asked for a refund. The Big Goron said that he didn't give refunds. Skull kid grumbled as he went back to the woods to see if he could try it with the pink fairies. Then, somehow, the Skull kid found Termina and met some really big Mr. Potato Heads with the longest limbs ever seen. The Skull kid said that they could become friends! But then the Mr. Potato Heads ditched him after a while saying something about protecting some areas of stupid land. Then Skull kid moped in a hollow tree. Then two fairies found him. The fairies suggested that Skull kid should use his sword to steal stuff from other people. The Skull kid did just that and guess what he found! The Happy Mask Sales Man! Then he threatened the sales man and stole Majora's mask. And we all know the story from there. Right? If you actually read all of this than…dude…
Ariel (no, not the Mermaid) became the best thief because of her Cucco pal. Then, Ariel became forth in command of her tribe (that are not Mermaids). The Cucco became fifth. In short, they lived thieving-ly ever after, until the events of my other Zelda fanfic called 'The Fourth Piece of the Triforce'. Everyone blamed Impa for this result, for Impa allowed Ariel to keep the Cucco, except the authoress for she could continue writing OoT fanfics.
Ruto rotted in her grave. If you do not understand what is going on, then read the Wedding. If it is not posted yet, blame SoC for not allowing me to update this until I get more reviews.
Dark Link went on an epic quest for SoC, trying to kill her. After 2 years, he found out some way to earth and is now terrorizing any parts that might have SoC in it. But SoC is okay. Dark Link kept looking in the wrong places!
Cherria went back to earth with the reviewers, sent them home, and eventually joined her sister. She got very creeped out because she once she saw Dark Link, with his sword, in public. So she wasn't quite sure when Dark Link would find SoC. SoC on the other hand didn't know that Dark Link found his way to earth so she was living a jolly good life.
The bunny hood guy ran and ran… Until he died from heat stroke and lack of water. That's why it's good to drink water. The people of Hyrule (though Lon Lon Ranch protested) buried the bunny hood guy in the center of the ranch/Hyrule field. His twin brother, who somehow got to Termina, remembered to drink water, not to run all the time, and to wear a hat. The Mayor made him the postman after seeing his skill. And then he became obsessed with schedules… Odd.
Dampé refused to leave his grave. So he practiced and practiced. The occasional Poe would fall through the grave and into the chamber where Dampé was, but that was rare. Little did Bongo Bongo and Link know, but Dampé was the one who was destined to dance with Bongo Bongo.
Mido went to the afterlife.
Ivan ditched dead Mido and joined Saria again. Then he ditched her to go to university. Ivan then finished university he stalked Saria again. But after she turned into a stubby tree stump thing (Koroks, but me and SoC still call them Kokiris) Ivan ditched Saria and hid inside the mouth of the King of Red Lions (connecting to Totally Bizarre).
Saria got her marshmallows (as mentioned in chapter thirteen) back from Ivan and they camped. Until one day she saw Link walk by saying that he was banned from Hyrule. Then Saria ran after Link telling him that he had a fee to pay. Link told Saria to pay her own fine. After that Saria had no interest in Link anymore. Saria one day (like all the Kokiri) became a little tree stump thing (Koroks, but me and SoC still call them Kokiris) and Ivan ditched her. I wonder why…
Daisy (chapter twelve) got re-married to her husband after that event…
The Great Deku Tree, Afatufivomany, and Wigijigiland lived happily ever after in the heavens. While…
Koume and Kotake did their hair while Ms. Shadowpunkle cursed Link for killing Bongo Bongo.
The Gerudos mourned for the loss of their King, but they got over it…in an hour…
Ganondorf sat around in the Realm (that is no long Sacred) while plotting something. Maybe his plot was to change his looks, wait until Link and Zelda's descendants to turn into living bobble heads to get out of the Realm, release havoc on flooded Hyrule, kick the pirates (from Termina that were somehow in charge of Forsaken Fortress, but Desert Coleuses (website) resents that) out of the wreckage of a boat, make pig things (moblins), give the pig things jewelry (making Zelda mad), letting the bobble heads get their way and letting himself be beaten by the bobble heads. But that's probably not it…
In short, the world of Hyrule remained at peace, until their Hero of Time's partner was kicked out of Hyrule, thus the Hero followed her assistant and then all was chaotic. Until…
"Hoo hoo hoo hoot!" the random owl exclaimed, making all the chaos freeze in terror. "I am the random owl! Fear me!"
Then the new hero of Hyrule arose (Aurora, Maria's fairy, Aurora ditched Maria after a while, because she went insane) and killed the random owl. She became the Hero of the Random Owl. So it is all a happy ending.
Saria: There you go!
Cherry-sama: Wait! We have to give random facts about this fic!
Link: Do we have to?
Cherry-sama: Yes. I promised the readers that I would.
Random Facts About Totally Messed:
-Out of all Cherry-sama's fanfics, this is the only one SoC likes
-SoC came up with a few of these ideas (Deaf Ingo, Trash Can music, Campervan, etc)
-Cherry-sama and SoC came up Saria's camper van while on vacation inside a camper van they were in for two people that their family of four had rented
-Cherry-sama got the name Afatufivomany by closing her eyes, typing random letters on her keyboard and adding in vowels in where needed (like Wigijigiland, but SoC altered it a bit)
-Due to this fic, whenever SoC sees Mido, she thinks he's dead/wondering why he's there
-Ivan is Navi spelled backwards
-The base of this story is the script SoC typed by hand
-EFoT is from another one of Cherry-sama's stories called Tales of Symphonia Colours
-All the fairies in the game are multi-coloured except Navi
-SoC and Cherry-sama always beat Iron Knuckles with Bombchus or Bombs
-The quickest battle SoC ever had with Iron Knuckles was when she climbed Ganondorf's Tower, the two Iron Knuckles standing by the door, she shot Bombchus at one and the explosion hit both the Iron Knuckles. Before they got to the other end of the room, the Iron Knuckles had both died
-Cherry-sama and SoC both like Navi, though she never shuts up
-This fan fiction was longer than another one Cherry-sama has that had more chapters at the time (Tales of Reversia, 14 chapters, Words: 35155; Totally Messed, 10 chapters, Words: 39693)
-SoC and Cherry-sama always get Epona as soon as they steps out of the Temple of Time
-Cherry-sama always goes to Gerudo Valley right after she gets Epona
-SoC hates getting a full wallet while on her adventures because she can't get more money
-Cherry-sama didn't know what to name Ms. Shadowpunkle, SoC came up with it
-If SoC gets some dogs, then she wants to name them Afatufivomany and Wigijigiland
-In the Shadow Temple, for Afatufivomany's and Wigijigiland's dialogue, Cherry-sama went Ctrl C on 'Afatufivomany Wigijigiland' and pasted all throughout the chapter
-Cherry-sama made some comics based on Totally Messed, but has no way of showing them to loyal fans (T.T)
-Part of the Fire Temple was based on the comics Cherry-sama drew
-SoC once saved the milk from the past and brought it to the future, then drank it. It healed her, not poisoned her…dude…
-The Witches makeover idea was created in a flower garden/park/public-area in New Zealand
-Ms. Shadowpunkle is a Miss because she is single (I wonder why)
-The song Ganondorf wanted to learn was the song Link plays while wearing the Bremen's Mask (from Majora's Mask)
-In chapter twelve (beginning, italics, asking about Koume and Kotake's makeover obsession, the question part) Cherry-sama had a hotdog with some milk
-The Sand Goddess has stars on her bra
-Kotame actually has stars on her bra, like the Sand Goddess
-Link still owes 15 rupees to the Happy Mask Sales Man, from chapter 4
-Zelda thought Ganondorf wanted her jewels when he only wanted to know a song to rule the world
-Link thought Ganondorf went after Zelda because he wanted his jewel back, but this was true, for a little while
-The wedding is the only chapter in this fic that Cherry-sama typed out completely
-Ariel is the star of 'The Fourth Piece of the Triforce'
-It was Cherry-sama's idea to have the window and have Navi become the Hero of Time
-In the game, you cannot get the Sand Tunic or Dark Tunic. If you could, life would be swell
-Chapter twelve was posted on one of Cherry-sama's friends' Birthday
-The idea for the random objects for the Iron Knuckle (chapter twelve) was SoC's up to the lamp stand, but Cherry-sama came up with the others
-This Epilogue was made before chapter eleven was posted
Each Chapter (on Word Document, before posting):
Chapter one-Pages: 2
Chapter two- Pages: 9
Chapter three- Pages: 10
Chapter four- Pages: 14
Chapter five- Pages: 19
Chapter six- Pages: 9
Chapter seven- Pages: 21
Chapter eight- Pages: 20
Chapter nine- Pages: 17
Chapter ten- Pages: 27
Chapter eleven- Pages: 28
Chapter twelve- Pages: 43
Chapter thirteen- Pages: 29
Epilogue- Pages: 6
Deleted Scenes- Pages: 7
BLOOPERS- Pages: 16
Dark Link and Ruto's Wedding- Pages: 24
Credits- Pages: 3
Cherry-sama: That's the Epilogue!
Saria: Next up are the Deleted Scenes, the Bloopers, the Wedding and then the Credits. Please tune in then. But for now, please review.