Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda, or the Ocarina of Time. But I wish I did so I can eat cheese.
Cherry-sama: Hi! Here are the deleted scenes of the story! These are moments I either forgot to add or didn't add them all!
Navi: First one is from chapter nine, the scene is called: Link's Identity crisis.
Link: Oh joy…
Saria: Read them! Please?
Chapter Nine: Link's Identity Crisis
"Hear my name and tremble! I am Link! Hero of the Gorons!" the Goron (named Link) told Navi.
"I'm not trembling!" Navi told the Link.
"Hey! My name's Link!" Link original exclaimed. "And I'm the hero around here!"
"No! I am Link!" Goron Link (GL) yelled back to Link.
"No! I am Link!"
"No! I am!"
"Nuh-Uh!"
"Yah-huh!"
"It's me!"
"No! Me!"
"…Wait! Maybe you stole my identity!" Link exclaimed, as GL got off the floor.
"…Link?" Navi asked, but the stupid hero ignored her.
"I bet you stole my identity!" Link exclaimed pointing an accusing finger at GL.
"I did not! I'm the original!" GL shouted back.
"That's it! I'm calling my lawyer!" Link screamed, turning to walk away.
"Well, what if you're a clone?" GL shouted after him.
(Link paused.)
"AHHH! I'M A CLONE! I STOLE SOMEONE'S IDENTITY! I AM A SMALLER VERSION OF MY REAL ORIGINAL! I KILLED HIM! I ADMIT IT! I KILLED THE REAL ME!" Link yelled while running around in circles.
"O.o" GL looked after this confession.
"Link… You are you… You are not a clone…" Navi told Link. "Great, it just had to be now that Link had an identity crisis…"
"I BET THIS IS THE EVIL WORK OF SKULL KID!" Link exclaimed, doing a crossover from Majora's Mask.
"O.o Who's Skull kid?" Navi asked.
"If you hadn't ditched me then you would have gone with me on that adventure." Link sneered at Navi.
(Navi was confused and currently had in mind of Skull kid from chapter 8. But little did they know, those Skull kids were the same!)
"You two are scaring me…" GL paused.
Navi: Skull kid?
Cherry-sama: Have you ever had this thing in mind and when you type it up, it turns into something else?
Navi: No…
Cherry-sama: Maybe I shouldn't have asked a fairy about authoress things…
Navi: Next up is 'All Alone' from chapter ten.
Chapter Ten: All Alone
"Wait up Navi!" Link exclaimed as he ditched the random corner and the narrator.
Oh-no! You cannot ditch me that easily! Or can you? DANG IT! xC
Now I'm all alone.
I have a feeling you've noticed.
Thing is… I haven't noticed…
I am feeling random.
"Could you get on with the story please?" asked SoC, who just happened to be the director while Cherry-sama was narrating.
No…
"Why?" SoC asked.
Cuz I'm in a random/emo mood.
"I can stop you from doing this right now you know."
Prove it.
"I will." SoC told the narrator as she walked over to the intercom control room and—Wait! Don't pull that—!
'Click!'
(In the narrating room…far far away…)
"—cord…" Cherry-sama finished.
Cherry-sama: I didn't really like that one… It was worthless drabble…
Navi: No duh…
Cherry-sama: Pardon?
Navi: Nothing! Anyways… Next up is also chapter ten, 'Hiss Hiss' or 'Link's Quick Recovery'.
Chapter Ten: Hiss Hiss/Link's Quick Recovery
Hiss…
"Hiss?" Navi asked.
Yes, hiss.
"Why hiss?" Navi asked.
Cuz hiss is awesome! Don't make fun of hiss!
"Why do you have to hiss? Why can't it be like a bell ringing (the sound fairies make)?" Navi asked.
How can I make a bell ringing sound?
"Don't ask me! You're the authoress!" Navi told the narrator.
…You've got a point there…
"Told you…" Navi told the authoress.
Dude. What's with Link?
"What do you mean what's with—Link!" Navi exclaimed as she flew over to Link, who was sprawled out on the floor, with an empty bottle in his hand, for he had drunk the sour milk!
"Strong…flavor…cannot…cure…tongue…" Link whimpered as he stopped breathing altogether.
"Ahh! Link's not breathing! You! Give him mouth to mouth!" Navi told the narrator.
Wait… You want me, who is currently at the other end of the studio, to give mouth to mouth to Link?
"Yeah." Navi told the narrator.
How would I go about doing that?
"You could press the intercom to his face!" Navi exclaimed at the narrator.
(The narrator sweat dropped)
You could just call the medical team.
"They won't get here quick enough!" Navi told the authoress. "And I thought you were a Link fan girl!"
Wait… You're right! I'm coming Link!
(Cherry-sama rushed in a speed of light.)
"I'm here Link!" Cherry-sama exclaimed as she bent down, ready to start the procedure.
"Just hurry up…" Navi told Cherry-sama, who was just about to touch the lips when…
"AHHHHH! NO! GET AWAY RUTO WANNA-BE!" Link screamed as he woke up just in time, for him that is.
"He lives." Cherry-sama told Navi.
"We should add this to the bloopers…" Navi told Cherry-sama.
Navi: So why didn't you add that to the bloopers?
Cherry-sama: Because it was more of a deleted scene, at the beginning.
Navi: And why are they mostly from chapter ten?
Cherry-sama: I was writing that chapter when I started this.
Navi: Ahhh. Next is 'Loyalty' from chapter thirteen.
Chapter Thirteen: Loyalty
"Don't give the authoress more blackmail." Nabooru told Ruto.
"And besides? What happened to Dark Link?" Link asked.
"He's visiting his cousin named Blob." Ruto explained.
(Blob just happened to be in charge of the lighting on the studio.)
"Curse you Link…" Dark Link muttered while watching this.
Cherry-sama: Ruto was cheating on Dark Link!
Link: I'd love it if Ruto was cheating on me!
Navi: …Next up is 'Disgusting'. Cherry-sama is too stupid to find a place to put it in.
Cherry-sama: Hey!
Chapter Unknown: Disgusting
(Link saw the random emo person sitting under the tree. Link decided to talk to him.)
"Hi!" Link exclaimed, waving his hand.
"People are disgusting…" the Emo guy told Link.
"They are?" Link asked, for he was a Hylian and he didn't know what a person is.
"My own mother and father are disgusting…" the Emo guy continued.
"Your mother and father are people?" Link asked.
"Wait… If they are people…then you are too!" Navi exclaimed. "Meaning that you are disgusting!"
"I bet your disgusting too…" the Emo guy finished.
"WHAT!" Link screamed, waking up all the people in Kakariko up. "I'M NOT PEOPLE!"
Cherry-sama: That's it!
Navi: 'I'm not people'?
Link: What! It was in the script!
Saria: Please review…