Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Cheese. Wait… Ocarina of Happiness? Or was it Time? Anyways, I do not own anything else I do not own. Such as stuff from other fics that I don't own.
Cherry-sama: Hi! This is the chapter before the wedding so this will be really fun!
Navi: Fun for you, painful for us…
Link: Shut up, Navi!
Cherry-sama: This part of the story is where we messed up.
Navi: How much more messed can Totally Messed get?
Link: Shush!
Cherry-sama: So I'd like to say that I hope you enjoy these priceless moments!
Saria: And somehow we've managed to recover… Please read…
Chapter One: So the Great Deku Tree isn't all that Great after all…
"Navi. Navi. Where art thou? Come hither. Oh Navi the fairy, listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree. Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon th—HACK! COUGH! COUGH! Ahem. Sorry, could I try that again?" the Great Deku Tree asked, not sounding old-English-like.
"…Dude… I never heard you speak anything but old English…" Cherry-sama paused.
"But can I try again? Please?" the Great Deku tree asked.
"We have to. Could you stop talking modern? It's scaring me…" Cherry-sama asked.
"Okay!" the Great Deku Tree exclaimed like a little kid. "But do you know how hard to is to speak old English? Like come on! It totally—"
"O.o CUT!" Cherry-sama called out.
Chapter One: Navi's big screw up…
(Navi flies off, under Mido's legs, passes by the Kokiri on the shop roof, flies almost to exit of forest, Navi hits the fence and DIES!)
"…Navi?" Link asked as he looked out the window of his tree house to see if his fellow actor was okay.
"Link… Looks like you won't get a guardian fairy for a while yet…" Saria paused, looking at the dying disco lamp.
"CUT! Get the medical team in here!" Cherry-sama called out over the set.
Chapter Two: Villain dies before the cue
(Link uses slingshot to knock the jewel off Ganondorf's head… Ummm…whoops… Instead of the Deku seed knocking the jewel off, the seed somehow found its way through the jewel and got wedged somewhere in Ganondorf's brain…)
"…Ganondorf?" Zelda asked while looking through the window at the bloody corpse.
"I told you not to get this job as an actor… but noooooo…" Navi started rambling while flying down to the dead man and hovering above his head.
"Shut up Navi!" Link told Navi.
"Zelda… Did you do this?" the King asked, looking at the thief that was alive a few seconds ago.
"Ummm… No daddy?" Zelda asked, not sure if that was the right reply.
"Oh yes you did! That's it! No 'Super Mario Sunshine' for a week!" the King barked.
"WHAT!" Zelda yelled in protest. "Are you grounding me?"
"Oh dear… What shall you do now?" SoC asked, looking at the corpse of Ganondorf.
"I'll send the medical team in here. They can do anything." Cherry-sama told SoC.
"How so?" SoC asked.
"They have repaired stuff I could never even think they could…" Cherry-sama told SoC.
"Maybe I should tell the King that I killed Ganondorf…" Link pondered.
"Naw." Navi told Link.
Chapter Three: Link's bald spot, revealed!
(All of a sudden five Deku Scrubs appeared on the ledge that led to the entrance of the forest temple. They all had spiky-leafed yellow Mohawks and they each wore two eye patches, one on each eye. A hundred or so more Deku scrubs appeared on the edge of the cliff and looked down on the stage. Others crowded around Link, Saria, her bashed up camper van, and her bonfire. One of the Deku Scrubs caught on fire and set fire to several more and accidentally caught LINK on fire! Link wasn't hurt—however his hat burned up and all the Deku Scrubs paused for a few moments while looking at Link's bald spot.)
"…What?" Link asked with a grumble.
(All of a sudden the Deku Scrubs started to crack up in synchronized laughter! Even Saria and Ivan were laughing! Link was about to ask Navi for help when he found out that Navi was laughing with the Deku Scrubs!)
"What are you laughing about? You knew for quite a while now!" Link asked evilly but Navi wasn't affected by the evil waves that radiated off Link.
"Thing is (snigger) that it somehow (snigger, snigger) got bigger!" Navi told Link before peeling off into more laughter.
(This was true in the fact that the fire on his hat got on his hair and made a BIGGER bald spot than there was before!)
"Hahahahaha!" Saria laughed.
"Hohohohohoho!" Navi sniggered.
"Hyuck hyuck hyuck!" Ivan laughed stupidly.
"…Did you guys know that 'slaughter' is 'laughter' with a 's' on the front? (This idea is from 'The randomest day in 4000 years', hence I do not own it.)" Link asked in a dangerous voice.
(Everyone, including the Deku Scrubs, became still…)
Chapter Four: Link has back problems…
(All of a sudden. The camera goes upside down. Camera gets stuck in its current position and Link/everything-in-the-world fell to the ceiling. Link just happened to land on his back and there was a loud crack…)
"AIEEEEEEEE! ZIT! ZIT! ZIT! ZIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT! OWWWWWWWWW!" Link screamed and feebly added. "I think I broke something…"
"Yes, Link. I think we might have noticed by now." Navi told Link as she flew over to the boy with the broken spine.
"Ummm… Would this help?" Darunia asked as he handed Link the bracelet.
"NO! I CURRENTLY CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS! LET ALONE MOVE THEM!" Link screamed.
"WE COULD USE THE MEDICAL TEAM OVER HERE!" Cherry-sama called.
Chapter Five: Navi finds out a way to scare Link! All is lost…
"Not always, if you want to see a regular Zora, then go to your left and talk to that tall thing. If you want to see Princess Ruto then you must go to Lake Hylia and retrieve the sunken bottle, show it to the king Zora, get a fish, show it to Lord Jabu Jabu, get eaten by Lord Jabu Jabu, go through the dungeon part way and there she is." Navi told Link.
"O.O How do you know that?" Link asked.
"I took 'Knowing-what-to-do-next 30' in High School! That subject allows me to see the future and tell you what to do next! You have to take that course if you decide to do 'Guardian Fairy' for a career." Navi explained, while creeping the heck out of Link.
"O . O WHATTTTTTT!" Link yelled with such force that it knocked King Zora off his so-called throne and landing face flat onto the platform. Giving him a bleeding nose.
Chapter Six: Wrong way Ganondorf…
"Now… You must have seen the white horse gallop past just now… Which way did it go!" Ganondorf asked.
"That way!" Link exclaimed, pointing in fact the opposite way Zelda went.
"Thank you!" Ganondorf thanked Link as he galloped the wrong way, which just happened to be the way he had come from.
(Ganondorf came back a few moments later with a tomato in the center of his face.)
"Heh heh heh… Very funny kiddo." Ganondorf chuckled.
"What happened?" Navi asked.
"The villagers of Hyrule Castle Town threw stuff at me for overthrowing their government." Ganondorf explained.
"O.o Dude…" Link paused, looking at the King of Evil.
"CUT!" Cherry-sama called out.
Chapter Six: Ganondorf's doesn't say one line right…
"Waaahhhhhh…. I mean…Pathetic little fool! Do you realize who you're dealing with!" Ganondorf asked.
"That was a quick change…" Navi muttered to Link.
"I am dealing with Ganondorf, the balding monkey." Link told Ganondorf.
"I am Ganondorf! And I am a balding monkey!" Ganondorf yelled but before he could continue, Link interrupted.
"O.o Did you just say that you were a balding monkey?" Link asked, starting to chuckle.
"I mean I am not! NOT!" Ganondorf yelled, but he was too late for Link and Navi were rolling on the ground, laughing.
"You called yourself a balding monkey!" Navi laughed while dying from the lack of oxygen that was getting into her lungs, as a result of laughing so hard.
"I MEAN NOT!" Ganondorf yelled but he wasn't heard over the laughing of the two put together.
"Man! I thought you of all people would disagree! I must be very good at convincing people!" Link laughed.
"Look! The life of acting is very hard! Do you expect me to know every line by heart that well? You of all people should know that!" Ganondorf told Link, but he wasn't heard because they just kept laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and…
"CUT!" Cherry-sama called out, but she too was laughing very hard.
Chapter Seven: Evil Sound Technician…
"Hey, could you turn your backs for a moment?" Sheik asked.
"Okay!" Navi exclaimed as Link and Navi turned around.
(When Link and Navi both turned back to face the person, 'It's a Small World' was played in the background.)
"…What the heck?" Link asked, looking up at the ceiling with a face that said 'dude…this is it messed up' hence the name Totally Messed Bloopers.
"Where's that song coming from?" Navi asked.
'There is just one moon and a golden sun… And a smile brings friendship to everyone…' the song played in the background.
"GEORGE! CHANGE THAT MUSIC RIGHT NOW!" Sheik yelled.
'Mwahahaha! Never!' was auditable over the music.
"THAT'S IT! YOU CAN FORGET OUR DATE THIS FRIDAY!" Sheik yelled.
'Ohh…' the sound technician (named George) grumbled.
"O.o Are you a girl?" Link and Navi asked, for Sheik wasn't the kind of person that they thought would be gay.
"Crap…" Zelda muttered under her disguise.
"Man! That make-up crew is good! You look just like a guy!" Navi told Sheik/Zelda. "Considering that you are wearing a jumpsuit and you don't even have a womanly figure!"
"If only I knew from the beginning! Then I would have cornered you and started flirting! DARN IT!" Link yelled while bonking his head on the wall.
'It's a small world after all… It's a small world after all…' the music in the background played.
"…CUT!" Cherry-sama called out, for she was scared beyond belief from Link's last comments.
Chapter Eight: Navi killed Link!
"Is that the only reason you follow me?" Link asked, still curious.
(Navi swung sword so the tip was at Link's neck, threatening to slit his throat. Then Navi accidentally moved the sword too close to his neck and actually did slit his throat!)
"Whoops. Sorry." Navi told Link, sounding as if what she didn't alarm her.
"Navi! Great! Now Link will bleed to death!" Cherry-sama nagged. "MEDIC!"
"AHH! BLOOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! GET IT OFF ME!" Link screamed because Link was scared of the sight to blood.
"You've been killing things for seven years! You think you wouldn't be scared of the stuff!" Navi told Link, setting the Master sword down.
"When something gets hurt, it glows red! When it dies it vanishes! No blood involved!" Link told Navi as the medical team got in and carried Link on a stretcher.
"Ohh… By the way… CUT!" Cherry-sama called out.
Chapter Nine: Where was ye olde Fairy?
(Sheik then disappears via Deku Nut, again. Fire melts away. Link became blinded once again and fell into lava. Good thing he had a seven-year-old fairy on him! Wait… The fairy was out of the bottle… And talking to Navi for that fact…)
"So… What was your name again?" Navi asked.
"Knip." The pink fairy replied.
"Why are you named 'Knip'?" Navi asked.
"Because 'Knip' is 'Pink' spelled backwards!" Knip, the pink fairy, exclaimed.
"O.o Um… Guys?" Cherry-sama paused. "What about Link?"
"So? What about Link? All that has happened is that he died in the lava and needs Knip to revive him." Navi told Cherry-sama, acting calm and cool.
"Why don't you help him?" Cherry-sama asked Knip.
"Too much effort." Knip replied.
"I'll revive him!" Ruto exclaimed, bending over to Link's charred corpse and was about to kiss it, when…
"AHHH! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Link screamed in terror as he came back to life.
"See? My kiss does wonders!" Ruto exclaimed while pointing to Link, who was trying to get as far away from Ruto as he could.
"But you didn't kiss him." Navi pointed out.
"Oh. Whoops. That can be fixed!" Ruto exclaimed.
"AHHH! NO! WAIT! HELP MEEEEEEEEE!" Link screamed as Ruto cornered him in a corner and got closer to his lips ever so slowly.
(Knip and Navi were popping popcorn.)
"Don't worry Link." Cherry-sama told Link. "I won't let that kiss get on tape."
"Nuts!" Knip and Navi snapped for they could never watch this scene over and over again, or even use it for blackmail!
"What? You're not going to stop her?" Link asked in horror.
"Nope. Cause I am a supporter of the couple (oddly enough). But I don't mind flames on that couple." Cherry-sama told Link as Ruto's lips almost hit his.
"Wait! I'll do anything! STOOOOOPPPP!" Link screamed.
"Cut!" Cherry-sama yelled so the kiss wouldn't go on tape.
Chapter Ten: Must Love Trying on New Shoes!
(Link was doing something very un-male like. Link was trying on new shoes. They were an ugly pair at that for they weren't very different from his Kokiri boots, just that they had an ugly metal on the bottom.)
"What in Farore's name are you doing?" Navi asked Link.
"I'm trying on new shoes!" Link exclaimed with a certain look of pride on his face.
"Link... That is something I'd expect a girl to do…" Navi told Link.
"But I found them in the chest I got for accidentally killing Wigijigiland…" Link told Navi.
"Please put those away before someone sees you!" Navi snapped for she was very embarrassed right now.
"Who is going to come right now?" Link asked.
Link…You? Trying on new shoes? Things can't get worse for Navi…
(Sheik fell from the roof.)
But then again… They can.
"We meet again, Link... And what are you doing?" Sheik asked, noticing the boots on Link's feet.
"Trying on new shoes! Wanna join me?" Link asked for there was more dress up items in the chest.
"Sure! I haven't done stuff like this ever since I was 13!" Sheik/Zelda exclaimed while remembering the good old days.
"Can I do your hair? It looks like a boy's hairdo right now!" Link asked Sheik/Zelda.
"Sure!" Zelda exclaimed, pulling off her hat thing to show long pretty-ful hair that Link could do all kinds of hairdos with!
"OOOOO! Shiny! What do you want me to do?" Link asked.
"I want to you to just do something! It feels nice when you put your fingers through it!" Zelda exclaimed.
"Pardon?" Link asked, for he currently had no emotions towards the jewelry obsessed Princess.
"When somebody puts their fingers through it!" Zelda corrected, for that, for her, was a close call.
Guys! Link's suppost to be hiding his shoes! Not doing Zelda's hair!
"So?" the two odd balls asked.
"Hey!" Koume exclaimed from off-set. "How come we are not allowed to partake in this makeover?"
"Yeah!" Kotake exclaimed. "Our contract says we get to do all the makeovers!"
"…Cut!" SoC yelled, for she was director while Cherry-sama was on-set/being-narrator.
Chapter Eleven: Link Woke up Before Cue
(Sheik/Zelda was standing over Link—wait… No he wasn't! He was…um…crouched over Link and their lips were…YOU GET THE POINT!)
"O O" Link looked as he realized what was happening.
(Link and Sheik's lips broke contact.)
"What do you think your doing?" Link asked with a scary look of disgust on his face.
"Ummm…" Sheik/Zelda paused.
"Welcome to the grossed out club." Navi told Link.
"I was just trying to revive you!" Sheik/Zelda blushed.
"Link. Just to let you know, Sheik is really Zelda." Cherry-sama told Link.
"He knew that!" Navi yelled. "He figured it out once he did Zelda's hair!"
"I did?" Link asked.
"…You are so clueless…" Navi sighed.
"I'll try to remember…" Link told Navi.
"CUT!" Cherry-sama called out.
Chapter Eleven: Sheik knows what to reply!
"Link! Impa is one of the six sages." Sheik told Link.
"So?" Link asked.
"So, you've got to rescue her, then rescue Nabooru then rescue me!" Sheik exclaimed.
"O.o Since when do you need rescuing?" Navi asked, but she's never heard.
"But—" Link protested.
"I'll give you a kiss if you do." Sheik/Zelda told Link.
"Deal!" Link exclaimed.
"Link! Sheik's a guy!" Navi told Link.
"No she isn't. She's Zelda!" Link exclaimed. "I still remember!"
"-.- Cut!" Cherry-sama called out.
Chapter Eleven: Ouch
(The fairy teacher turned red with rage. Link pulled out his shield. The teacher lunged, knowing that she could break through that shield with a head bash. The teacher hit Link, and then there was a loud crack. Link was still wearing black tunic.)
"…Owww…" Link whimpered, for his rib cage was now broken.
"LINK! You forgot to take the black tunic off!" Cherry-sama nagged. "MEDIC!"
"That's what you get for messing with me!" Ms. Sp chuckled.
"CUT!"
Chapter Twelve: Stars on Bras
"Anything else?" Ganondorf sneered.
"We also ordered the Deku Scrub Liver by mail. But the Deku King (he seemed to be from another world, parallel to Hyrule) wasn't very impressed by these actions…" Koume paused.
"Then he sued us." Kotake told Ganondorf, with this statement he looked concerned for he knew that they used his money for paying, and I already described about some men being penny pitchers last chapter. "But it wasn't a big deal. Gerudo rupees are on a ratio of 1:100000000000000000000000000 to Deku rupees."
"There are no such thing as Deku and Gerudo rupees! All creatures use the same rupees! How much did you spend?" Ganondorf asked evilly.
"100 000 rupees…" the witches whimpered.
"O.O OH MY DIN! YOU SPENT—" Ganondorf yelled.
"Din? Don't you worship the Sand Goddess, Amariadana, any more, Grandson?" Koume asked, cutting Ganondorf off.
"No, she was merely a figure head, she is no longer of significant importantance to the Gerudo culture anymore. And besides, she has stars on her bra! Who on Hyrule has stars on their bra?" Ganondorf exclaimed.
"We do!" Kotake exclaimed with a certain look of pride on her face.
"It was the fashion of when we were young! And we still wear bras with stars on them!" Koume exclaimed.
"…" paused the very scared Ganondorf.
"Like come on!" Kotake exclaimed.
"Don't you wear stars on your bra?" Koume asked Ganondorf.
"First off, I don't wear bras! Second off—" Ganondorf yelled.
"Tut tut tut!" Kotake scolded.
"You should be ashamed of yourself!" Koume told Ganondorf.
"But—" Ganondorf tried to protest that he was a guy and that there was a difference of…body parts.
"All the Gerudo your age wear bras! And they all probably have stars on them!" Kotake told Ganondorf. "I bet Nabooru wears bras with stars on them!"
"O.o I DO NOT!" Nabooru protested off set. "I RESENT THAT THEORY!"
"O.O" Ganondorf looked for one; he was a guy, listening to this; two, Nabooru just sounded like Rauru; and three, his Grandmothers were going senile.
"CUT!" Cherry-sama called out, but then she went back to laughing her head off, along with all the other people off set.
Chapter Twelve: Wrong Way Kotake
"Ummm… Kotake?" Koume told her sister, as Koume lowered her broom to Kotake's level. "We have a problem."
"What?" Kotake asked Koume.
(Koume flew over to Link and pointed at his bald spot! Now I bring it up! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. Is it just me or is everything in this chapter really long? Anyways, she pointed to his bald spot, which was a big gap in the middle of Link's hair of blue spikes.)
"Hmmmm…" Kotake paused, then got an idea. "I know what to do!"
(Kotake made a large icicle and put it on top of his hair, point pointing downwards. Link (but he couldn't for his mouth was frozen over) got a violent urge to scream, for he was stabbed on the head.)
"Stupid sister!" Koume yelled at Kotake as blood oozed out. "You put the icicle upside down!"
"Whoops…" Kotake paused.
"O.O MEDIC!" Cherry-sama yelled. "And cut."
"…Link?" Navi asked.
'What's happening over there?' Saria asked calmly, even though it was the time to panic.
Chapter Thirteen: Dampé's Triforce Piece
"Who holds them?" Link asked.
"The one who holds the Triforce of Courage is…" Sheik started. "You, Link!"
"O.O YIPPEE!" Link yelled, at the top of his lungs.
(Link jumped in joy, at the top of his lungs, thus resulting in an earthquake. Thus resulting that the rumbling sounds came too early and Link got hit on the head with a rock, thus resulting in his instant death.)
"O.o" Sheik looked.
"…I wonder…" Navi muttered, loud enough for Sheik to hear.
"What?" asked Sheik.
"What happens to the Triforce, once it's holder dies?" Navi asked.
(Meanwhile… In a grave at Kakariko…)
"I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty!" Dampé exclaimed, doing a few twirls in the air, then landing on the ground on one foot.
(Dampé felt a warm fuzzy feeling on the back of his hand. He looked. There, in great surprise, was the Triforce of Courage.)
"…Who drew on the back of my hand with florescent sharpies?" Dampé asked. "Wait a minute... The Triforce...? YIPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"MEDIC! GET LINK BACK ON HIS FEET!" Cherry-sama called out. "And we need to get the Triforce out of Dampé…"
(Navi whipped out the sour milk, for reasons unknown to the authoress at this point. Dampé saw the milk and screamed like a little girl. The Triforce, thinking it made the wrong choice, flew into the air and onto Navi's hand.)
"Oh. Now all we have to do is get Link back to life and kill Navi." Cherry-sama paused.
(Navi grabbed Link's sketch pad and drew a picture of Link's Sword (that was so good, it looked like it was made by…by…by some-random-artist-that-is-very-famous-that-I-can't-name-right-now). Navi then grabbed the handle of the picture and pulled the sword out of the sketch book.)
"Oh no! You aren't killing me that easily!" Navi hissed, ready to take the entire studio on single handedly.
"…On second thought…" Cherry-sama paused. "Maybe we should leave it in Navi… Since this is Totally Messed!"
"That's better!" Navi hissed.
"…Crap! I forgot to call out 'cut'! CUT!" Cherry-sama called out.
Chapter Thirteen: Pikachu
"I really don't need this…" Navi told Zelda. "I have sour milk."
"Well… You never know if the Hero of Time is ready!" Zelda exclaimed.
"Did someone say Hero of Time?" Link asked.
"Yes." Zelda told Link.
"She's referring to me!" a random Pikachu told Link as he ran by.
"O.o" Link and Navi looked.
"You were too useless to be the Hero of Time, and besides! How many Heroes of Time do you see with high voltage lines for cheeks?" Zelda told Link.
"But still…" Link paused.
"CUT!" Cherry-sama called out, before the killer mouse electrocuted someone.
Chapter Thirteen: JOHHNNY DEPP!
(At the top of that set of stairs there should be a door, but there wasn't.)
"O.o" Navi paused.
(Ivan then hit the wall and the wall fell apart. Behind the wall there was (you guessed it) JOHNNY DEPP!)
" 'ello there, mate." Johnny Depp greeted, for the authoress always imagined him in 'Pirates of The Caribbean' form.
"ô.o" looked all the sages.
"Savvy?" asked Johnny Depp in Captain Jack Sparrow form.
"Savvy what?" Impa asked for I recently learned what that meant!
"Why has Johnny Depp appeared in the last few chapters?" asked Darunia.
Mwahahaha. One, he has an awesome first name. Two, his character is cool.
(Everyone blinked.)
"CUT!" SoC called out.
BONUS BLOOPER
Wedding: Whoops, wrong person
Ruto was running, at the speed of a rabbit—
"RABBIT!" the bunny-hood guy yelled as he jumped 50 feet above the crowd.
Yes. Rabbit. Anyways, Ruto was running at the speed of a rabbit with Malon and Cremia dragging behind her.
"RABBIT!" the bunny-hood guy yelled once again, interrupting the narrator once again.
Ahem… Could I finish?
"Yes."
Good. Now, at rabbit speed—
"RABBIT!" the bunny-hood guy yelled once more, resulting in the narrator calling security and to have him restrained in a straight jacket…wait…I think they grabbed the wrong person…
"HEY! If you don't mind!" Nabooru yelled.
"Whoops… Sorry lady…" paused a guy who was holding Nabooru's arm so she couldn't get away.
By this time, the bunny-hood guy had vanished into the crowd.
"BUNNY!" the bunny-hood guy yelled, jumping 50 feet over the crowd, making the straight jacket guys able to spot him and catch him.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!" Nabooru yelled, hopping around (for the men had pushed her to the ground to get the bunny-hood guy) in the straight jacket.
"O.o Cut!" yelled Cherry-sama's friend Neverender.
Cherry-sama: That's the end of the bloopers!
Saria: Cherry-sama got the idea for 'Wrong Way Ganondorf' from one of her reviews. But she doesn't remember who it is, considering her small brain.
Cherry-sama: Hey! I remember! It was ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat!
Navi: -.- Please review.