I don't own ANYTHING. But one day…notices stares of copyright editors Umm, nevermind…;;
"Oh my," Violet said, reading the large, blue & white FBI warning that came at the beginning of each film. "That sure is a lot for just copying a video. Klaus…what's a 'copyright infringement'?
"Well, Violet," Klaus replied, getting settled in his seat. "It can be a very complicated matter," The Baudelaires' remote mountain cave was remote, but well-equipped. There were couches, air conditioning and wall-to-wall carpeting. Even with the filtered air, Klaus paused for a moment to wipe his glasses on his shirt. In a cave with so many appliances, this seemed quite primitive. Once finished, he placed them carefully upon his nose and cleared his throat. I get bored just writing it.
"Violet," Klaus began, but Violet held up a finger and Sunny bared her teeth at Klaus and said "Shut up!" which must have meant 'Not now dear brother, the movie is about to begin.'
Sunny was right; as Klaus's pre-lecture activities had taken the better part of the warning, English and French versions, and was now well in to the previews.
"Pirates…of the Caribbean," Violet said, staring intently at a preview.
"Ah, yes," Klaus said, happy to have something else to lecture about. "The Caribbean Islands are quite popular with pirates. A particularly exceptional pirate captain was—"
"Klaus!" Violet snapped. "That's Johnny Depp!"
"Huh? Wah?" Klaus said, confused. Noticing the long-haired pirate on the screen he recoiled. "Him? But-but Violet! What about Duncan? Or Quigley?"
Violet rolled her eyes and shared an exasperated look with Sunny. Smart as he was, Klaus would never understand.
"Orly hot!" Sunny cried, pointing at the screen when Orlando Bloom came on. For the rest of the preview, the girls stared, starry-eyed while Klaus sat with a puckered expression on his face. Girls. For the life of him, he'd never understand them.
Wow! A whole three hundred words and all they did was watch the previews…x-X. A tad bit short this chapter, but never fear! The Baudelaires shall watch The Ring…eventually. Remussweetie, Ariana the musical genius and ChibiJoeyChan, thanks for the reviews!