:D Second Chapter!
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"Oiii! Sakura-chan! Kakashi-sensei! We're back from our Taijutsu training! Fuzzy brows kicked my ass…" Naruto said, as he and Lee walked into the clearing. "Sakura-chan? What's up with teme? I just saw him running past me…did something happen?"
"S-Sasuke-kun…" Sakura murmured as her eyes fluttered and she fell to the ground.
"Uhhh…I think I should get going now, Tsunade is calling me for a mission..." Kakashi said, as he vanished.
"Hey! Sakura-chan! Sakura-chan, are you ok?! Oh crap, it must have been Sasuke! I bet it was him who knocked Sakura into her coma! What are we going to do?!" Naruto sobbed.
"….." Lee slapped Naruto. "Sakura-san is not in a coma, Naruto-kun…" Lee said. "She just fainted…"
"….I-I knew that, I was just making a joke there, Fuzzy brows, believe it!"
"………………."
Sasuke finished the last of his tomato and leaned back against a tree.
Damn. Why had he snapped like that? Why did he say that? He rolled over on his side. "Tch." She's just another girl, another obsessive fan girl to ignore and avoid…nobody special…
No she isn't, and you know it, stop trying to hide it! Sasuke's inner mind/conscience/voice spoke out.
Shut up. She's just another girl, nobody special…Dammit…
"Oiii! Teme! What's up?!" Naruto yelled out, bringing his face close to Sasuke's.
"Whoa! What the hell are you doing here, dobe?! Can't I have some privacy?!"
Naruto ignored Sasuke's request. "Sakura-chan fainted when Fuzzy Brows and I returned from our training mission! What the hell did you do to her?!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke. "Kakashi-sensei left before we could ask him about it!"
"Dobe, do…do you promise not to tell this to anyone? No, really, do you?" After Naruto nodded, Sasuke leaned forward and whispered into Naruto's ear. Naruto's eyes were opened wide with shock.
"Are you serious, man?! You like Saku-" Naruto started, but Sasuke covered his mouth before he could complete his sentence.
"You asshole! Do you want the whole world to know?!" Sasuke whispered harshly after smacking Naruto in the head.
"B-but, S-Sakura-chan is mine!! Why don't you go date Ino or something, besides, I thought you were gay!"
"I am NOT gay!! What the hell makes you think that?!" Sasuke fumed.
"Well teme, you never seemed to notice any girls, so I thought that you…"
"Shut up! I am not gay! I hate Ino, cause she's a freaking &$# and Sakura is mine, don't touch her you ramen freak!"
"……Teme, uh, are you ok? Chill, man, you're face is all red. And a vein is popping out!" Naruto pointed to Sasuke's throbbing forehead. "And I am not a ramen freak!"
"Ok, ok, sorry…I can't believe I blew it like that!"
"Huh? Blew it how? Besides, what happened to Sakura-chan? You sure scared the heck out of her!"
"First it was Lee, then it was Kakashi! All of them flirting with Sakura, and the words kinda slipped out. I just yelled that she was mine, to them and then I ran my ass off to get away from there."
"What the hell…Hey, I'm going to tell Kakashi about this…"
"HELL NO!" Sasuke yelled as he pinned the poor blond to the floor. "If you tell anybody…I swear I will kill you! Right after I kill Itachi!! That bastard!!"
Somewhere in the world…
ACHOO! Itachi sneezed. "Ugh. What the heck? I hope I haven't caught a cold…"
"That isn't possible Itachi-san, we're in the tropics…" Kisame said, to the Uchiha.
"Shut up…"
"Hey dobe…Can you set me up with Sakura?"
"WTF?! How am I supposed to do that? You can just ask her yourself, you know…"
"Can you just tell her to meet me at the bridge tomorrow night or something? Come on, man..."
"No way….Wait. What's in it for me?"
"I'll buy you ramen for a week."
"Deal! Dattebayo! Better not break your promise Teme!!" Naruto shouted as he ran back the way he came.
"Stop saying that, dobe…"
