Srry it took me so long to update. I've been working on 'Ansem's Daughter' so yeah. PLEASE REVIEW! This chappie is funny!

DON'T KILL ME KRISTEN!
WARNING: This next chapter contains dancing rabid popcorn. If you read this and suddenly find yourself going crazy then you need to sit down and go read a serious fanfic that isn't random or stupid because you may catch the I'm-Crazy-And-Work-For-Rabid-Dancing-Popcorn sickness.

TWO: Playing Baseball While Breaking Windows!

"STRIKE OUT YOU'RE OUT!" Axel shouted as he caught the baseball. He then threw it back to Larexen where it busted her nose. She clutched her face screaming, "NOOO! MY GOOD LOOKS ARE RUINED!"

"Oh poor you! Good thing I got Saix!" Kristen yelled from across the baseball field.

"Good grief why the hell is Kristen in this fan fiction anyway?" Axel yelled at the sky.

Me: because I'm mad at her

"Oh okay, well…"

Demyx swung the bat as Larexen threw the ball, aiming for Axel and the bat made a loud CRACK and the ball flew through the air and crashed into Xemnas's window. "AWESOME! EVERYONE GET THE ROPES AND THE CANNON!" Axel shouted.

Everyone swarmed around Demyx, evil looks in their eyes as they tied him up and shoved him into a cannon. "FIRE!" Axel roared, igniting the fuse. Demyx screamed in terror as he sailed through the air. The Organization had been aiming for the hole in the window but poor Demyx crashed through the glass just beside the hole. They watched as glass shards fell to the concrete, smashing into microscopic pieces.

"Oh well!" Everyone shouted and then a cake appeared out of no where. There were wedding bells in the distance and Saix and Kristen-

Me: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWWW! RIKU HELP ME! SHE'S MURDERING ME!

Kristen: DIE YOU EVIL BEST FRIEND! DIE! 8continues to beat Riku54 senseless

Riku: glances at them You deserve it.

Me: BUT IT'S NOT ME WHOSE TYPING!

Riku & Kristen: Then who is it?

Me: IT'S THE VOICE!

Voice: um… I had nothing to do with this.

Me: WHO ARE YOU?

Voice: Someone you know

Me: NO DUH! WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS?

Voice: BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO!

Me: HEY! NOW YOU'RE TALKING IN CAPS!

Voice: Yeah well-

Kristen: SHUT UP AND FORGET THE STUPID WEDDING BELLS EVER HAPPENED!

Riku & Riku54: cowers down in fear for their lives okay…

Kristen: GOOD!

Kristen stood beside Saix in a wedding dress looking crestfallen. "Okay, Kristen and Saix you can get married if you want to." Axel said.

Kristen and Saix looked at each other and grabbed someone that could make them get married. "Saix do you take Kristen to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Saix nodded, "I do."

"And do you Kristen take Saix to be your legally wedded husband?"

"I do."

"You may kiss the bride."

"EWWWW!" Roxas and Axel yelled, covering theirs.

Roxas heard Axel sigh:"If only that me and Monica."

Monica glares at Axel and slaps him in the face.

Kristen: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

Everyone: Quickly rushes to find keyboard and deletes what just happened above.

Meanwhile…

Mr. Whiskers was prancing around the castle, looking for something to eat when-

BOOM! AHHHH! CRASH!

Mr. Whiskers jumped five feet in the air and quickly ran to hide only to find himself standing in front of his old master who was clutching his eyes yelling, "HELP ME MOMMY! HE'S GOING TO EAT ME!"

"Awww! Are you afraid!" Mr. Whiskers asked Xemnas, unsheathing his claws.

Everyone: O.o

Xemnas suddenly removed his hands and looked down at his cat, crying like a sissy. (he's a girl? LOL) "Mistor Whiskors!" Xemnas said as if he were just learning to talk. He picked up his kitty. "Aww! Disgusting Yet so Fuzzy and Cute! I knew you woved me! Now we can take over de world!"

"AHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Mr. Whiskers screeched but Xemnas held on, saying, "No, no kitty, you might just get urt out there in dis big ol' world of ours!"

Suddenly there was another BANG and Xemnas turned around to see L.R.S 3 racing down the staircase, yelling, "I SHATH RULE YE ALL!"

"RABID SQUIRRELS SHALL EAT YE ALL ALIVE!" S. I. C. yelled. (second in command)

Me: Hey! That's my screen saver!

Riku: What?

Me: Rabid Squirrels Shall Eat Ye All Alive!

Riku: O.o Okayyy

Me: Yeah, I had it as something but I changed it.

Riku: That's strange

Me: I know

Riku: You know that you can be VERY random sometimes despite the fact with some of the serious fan fics you've wrote that have little humor in them

Me: Yeah, I'm writing one for Final Fantasy VII and it's called 'Sephiroth Murder' and I was reading it today when I discovered that it sounds rather f-

Voice: Are you gonna sit here and chat or let me continue to type?

Me & Riku: Oh go ahead!

Axel: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!

Everyone: blinks Is Axel okay?

Riku: has Way to Dawn in his hands and slams it into the back of Axel's head Not anymore

Everyone found themselves surrounded by man-eating rabid blood-thirty deranged, stupid, dumb, idiotic, rabid, chaoctic, cow-killer-man-horse-shoed-footed squirreles.

Readers: What the heck? TO MANY ADJECTIVES! MY BRAIN I SMELTING!

Cast of 'Kill Xemnas' and Me and Riku: I think you mean 'melting'

Readers: uh…yeah…maybe the randomness is getting to us

WARNING: If you happen to somehow have survived the first part of this fanfic, well I'm afraid your brain-if you have one-is going to melt or self destruct if you read the oncoming text of 'Kill Xemnas'

Squirrels

WARNING: This is your final warning!

Were at a

WANRING: DON"T READ IT PLEASE!

EVERYONE: SHUT UP WITH THE WARNINGS!

Voice: okay….

Squirrels were at a tea party, jumping around very hyperly while sipping boiling hot tea, foam filling their mouths and they growled at Axel and Roxas who were tied up and about to be pushed into a boiling pot of water.

"This is the end good buddy!" Axel yelled over the squirrels loud squeaks and squeals.

"Axel, if you must know, I told Monica that you were dating Kadaj and she thinks your gay!" Roxas confessed.

"WHAT!"

"Well I figured this was the time to tell you since were going to die and all."

"YOU TOLD HER WHAT?" Axel snarled, standings up and throwing Roxas into the boiling pot of water. L.R.S 3 comes up to him and shakes Axel's hand, "Congrats, amego, you just win your prize now, please stare at dis television and all your dreams will comes true!"

Axel blinked. This squirrel sounded funny but he held up a television and Axel immideanty began staring in it and as he did this, he began to drool.

"Now go and find Mr. Whiskers, our king and bring him to us!" ordered L.R.S. 3

"Yes master…"

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