THREE: BEWARE OF THE RANDOMNESS!
Axel was walking like a zombie through town, drool dripping from his mouth as he walked yelling, "Mistor Whiskors! Where aarree yyyooouuu?"
Meanwhile Riku was partying with Cloud, Sephiroth (O.o), Ansem (O.o), Xehanort (O.o how the heck is he here?), Ansem the Wise (O.o), Mr. Whiskers? (O.o O.O what the heck?), Sora (O.o), Kairi (O.o), Namine (O.o),and (OMG!) Replica Riku, Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, Yuna (O.O HOW DID SHE GET HERE?), Auron (O.o) Jecht (HELLO!)
Readers: Somebody's been playing Final Fantasy X too much!
Me: I know! Grins
Jecht was throwing a beer bottle at Axel who was still fifty miles away and it clucked him on the head and Axel fell down on the concrete, drooling saying, "Durrrrrrrrrrrr"
Everyone: O.o
Me: THIS FAN FIC IS SO NOT STRAIGHT FORWARD!
Voice: I know! Alright! I'm typing now! shoves Arkath out of the way
Suddenly the party ended and everyone died. The end.
Me: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!
Voice: My typings
Cloud & Sephiroth & Kadaj & Yuna & Tidus & Wakka & Lulu & Kamarhi & Auron: Cuts voice in half yelling :IF YOU'RE GOING TO PUT US IN THIS THEN TYPE IT RIGHT!
Readers: But you're not in this Lulu or Kamarhi!
Riku: You know they have a point…
Axel: Hey! I just realized there isn't any dancing rabid popcorn!
Everyone: O.o but that's waaaayyyyyy to random!
All at once dancing rabid popcorn surrounded them and began to eat them all alive! Riku grabbed a can of rabid popcorn repellent and sprayed it on the popcorn.
Meanwhile Xemnas was running down the stairs, fleeing from L. R. S 3, yelling, "Stay away from me L.R.S 3!"
Suddenly every squirrel stopped and he heard L.R.S 3 squeal, "I am L. R. S. 4! BEWARE OF MY ALMIGHTY SQUIRRELLY SQUIRREL POWERS!"
"Oh, I'm sorry miss." Xemnas said before turning around and yelling like a sissy, "AHHHH! MOMMY THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!"
Mr. Whiskers rolled his eyes as he continued to strut down the hallway until he got bored and summoned a kitty dark portal and vanished to where the party was.
Mr. Whiskers put on a party hat and started doing the disco. Veryone including the dancing rabid popcorn turned to watch and Riku held up a sigh that said 10
Jecht: 8
Yuna: 10
Auron: HOW THE HECK IS THAT CAT DOING THE DISCO?
Readers: O.o
Cast: Getting rather random huh?
Cloud: I'll say! Oh and what happened to Cloud, Sephiroth, Sephiroth, and Kadaj?
All at once Sephiroth (kh2) came flying out of the sky and crashed into the crowd right beside Cloud. "Ugh…Cloud…I'll stop bugging you if you elp me!" Sephiroth said saying 'elp' instead of 'help'.
Cloud blinked, "What the heck did they do to you!"
"DIE!" came a cloud voice. From the sky Sephiroth (FFVII) came soaring down, his sword aimed right where Sephiroth's heart was. Sephiroth (KH2) vanished just in time as the blade slammed into the ground and sunk deep into it. Sephiroth (KH2) appeared again and was begging Cloud on his knees.
Cloud blinked and growled, "As long as I get to kill you after this."
"AGREED!"
"Not happin' he's dead!" Kadaj growled, coming out no where.
"Wait! You want to kill you brother?" Cloud (KH2) asked suddenly.
"Well…no but this one is Cloud's (KH2) darkside, not the Jenova project!"
"I AM THAT CLOUD AND THAT IS MY DARK SIDE!" Cloud droar, throwing sword through kadaj's he-
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We are sorry to say but this is too violent for people under the age of 97. Meanwhile you can listen to Larexen ramble on about things you can't-oh wait it's over!
Blood gushed from kadaj's head as Cloud's sword stabbed through it but Sephiroth (FFVII) yanked his sword out and was rushing towards Cloud to cut him in half-
Opps! No it's not over yet!
"ANYWAY! As I was saying, please come to my Dooms day show because if you come, you will get the best prize of all! You get to watch Axel get his head blown off and free tickets to my spa so you can go jump in the acid and I'll never have to deal with you again!" Larexen ramble on.
NOW IT'S DONE!
Cloud and Cloud killed Kadaj or so they thought until L.R.S 1 came up as popcorn and threw Axel's chakram at Cloud which he still had from when he had taken it from Axel in Organization XIII Castrophe. Cloud dodged and with Leon's help (O.o where'd he come from)
Meanwhile Axel stood up mumbling, "miss whisky!"
L.R.S. 3: I think we choose wrong thing
Raid Squirrels: Ya, let kill him!
L.R.S. 3: No, he come handy!
Me: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Readers: Why'd you laugh?
Me: Because I have now discovered who voice is and now I am typing straight forward from now on!
Readers: YAY! We think….who is it?
Me: Who do you think is evil to all of us? GET OVER HERE YOU DERANGED IDIOT! drags out a guy with a lawyer suit on
Riku: gasps
Everyone: gasps
Me: I KNEW IT WAS YOU! DUB LAWYER NOT LETTING US OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR FINAL FANTASY OR RIKU OR ANYONE ELSE!
Well that concludes this Chappie!
See the little purple button? It begs you to review! And now this lawyer says he'll sue you if he don't. holds knife to throat Whispers: Yeah tell them that!
Okay…DON"T EAT ME LAWYERS! 0.O
Alright, if I get a few reviews, not a specific number, I just want a few, I will update! Chapter Four is called
OMG! MR. WHISKERS IS ON MEOW MIX!