WARNING: This chapter contains a cat in commercials that kills there-DON"T TELL THEM-AND also contains Sephiroth and his whole creepy act about looking at himself in a mirror. Also Xemnas is acting very creeping and we all know that your brain has SURELY exploded by now so there's no need for the 'MY BRAIN HURTS' thing…

FOUR: OMG! MR. WHISKERS IS ON MEOW MIX!

Demyx was watching TV as everyone partied, well now Riku was beating the heck out of rabid squirrels and Mr. Whiskers was prancing off into a dark portal. He sighed and yawned, nothing interesting. Demyx turned the channel and suddenly sat up, staring wide eyed at the television. THE HORROR!

Me: See! It's straight forward! YAY!

Lawyer: I should sue you…

Riku and Me: SHUT UP!

Lawyer: Ahhh…

Demyx saw that Xemnas was break dancing on a weird show that Demyx didn't know the name of. What was worse, was that Xemnas was wearing a BALARINA SUIT! Demyx suddenly started screaming, "EVERYONE GET OVER HERE! XEMNAS IS ON TV BREAK DANCING IN A BALARINA SUIT WITH RABID POPCORN!"

Everyone turned to look at Demyx-including the rabid squirrels/popcorn-and rushed over to the TV. Riku put a recording tape in saying, "Wait till this reaches the internet!"

Riku54: AND THIS CHAPTER TELLS YOU THAT THERE IS GOING TO BE A FOURTH BOOK CALLED…I'm not entirely sure yet. Tell ya get a name!

Riku: YAY! I'm responsible for this! YAY! turns to readers now ye shall all bow down and thank me!

Readers: BOOO!

Rikufangirls: YAY! MY RIKU!

Me: HISS GO AWAY!

Sephiroth: GEOSTIGMA SHALL KILL YE ALL!

Me: Where did that come from?

Sephiroth (FFVII) leapt away from his enemies, taking out a mirror and looking at himself, "Look at how much sexier I look that that other Sephiroth!"

Me: Ohhh…LAWYER!

Lawyer: What?

Me: WERE YOUR EADING 'CLOUD HUNTING SEASON' AGAIN?

Lawyer: Mmmmaaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeee

Me: I love that fanfic it's funny but Sephiroth get s A LITTLE over dramatic about the whole 'I'm sexier than you' thing! LOL

Riku: No dur!

Sephiroth (KH2) blinked and snapped, "BUT WE LOOK ALIKE YOU BOZO!"

Sephiroth (FFVII) "That may be so but I am still MUCH sexier than you!"

Cloud groaned and yelled, "WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!"

Sephiroth and Sephiroth turned to look at him and then suddenly got into a fist fight. Kadaj came up beside Cloud blinking, "Who would have thought my brothers are idiots?"

Cloud gave him a what-are-you-stupid? look and replied, "If you haven't figured that out yet, I feel sorry for you."

"Yeah…I'd feel sorry for me to-HEY! Wait a second!" Kadaj growled, holding up his Souba. (Souba is his two-bladed sword for those who do not know).

Me: Okay, too MUCH thinking! MUST PUT ULTIMATE RANDOMNESS IN THIS FANFIC!

Riku and Everyone: NOOO!

Readers: YAY!

Me: grabs keyboard and begin typing, tying up Lawyer and Arkath while Riku watches over my shoulder BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Axel walked around the city, snapping out of his trance, he goes up to Monica and asked, "Hey Monica, will you go out with me if I gave you a picture of Sephiroth and put on a mask that looked like Sephiroth?"

Monica looked at him and did not reply for a moment. Then Axel noticed that she had a-uh-on-an anvil in her hands! She lifted it up and cracked it over Axel's head and Axel fell down, saying, "I love you! You lov-"

Monica continuously beat Axel with the anvil until he died. Oh well.

Roxas was surrounded by indian squirrels and was trying to fly away like a little birdy, but he couldn't flap his wings-er-arms fast enough. "I MUST FLY LIKE A BIRDY!"

Me: Idiot

Riku: Yep, he's a git!

Ansem: DARKNESS!

Mr. Whiskers sat in front of a camera and posed, singing, "I got da power!"

"RIGHT ON DISCO KITTY!"

"Meow meow meow meow moew moew meoew moew meow!"

Riku: You spelled 'meow' wrong.

Me: So what? HE'S SINGIN THE MEOW MIX SONG!

Demyx stared at the commercails as it showed a Meow Mix comercail. Mr. Whiskers was there singing the Meow Mix song but then he started doing the disco singing, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Everyone died luaghing and exploded. The end.

Riku: NOOOOOO! erases what Riku54 typed I AM NOT DEAD!

Me: Course you're not! You're right here! gives Riku a hug

Riku: Mutters something about stupid fangirls always hugging him

Me: glares at Riku, growling What was that?

Riku: holds up hands, shaking them NOTHING!

Me: Good. Begins typing again

Axel was eating a bowl of Lucky Charms, his head perfectly normal after Ansem had inflated it with a car-tire pump. Suddenly Ansem grabbed his Lucky Charms and shoved them in the microwave. "HEY!"

Me & readers who have read the thing about 'Kingdom Hearts at the Theme Park': OH NO! NOT AGAIN!

Suddenly the microwave exploded, roasting Axel and Ansem. Axel was squealing with joy at being caught on fire while Ansem was yelling, "DARKNESS! NO! HELP ME DARKNESS! DARKNESS! DARKY WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!"

Well I guess that's the end of this chapter! Too bad for you! Oh well…I have to go type some more of 'Random Adventures of Riku, Sephiroth, Ansem etc.'! THEY'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND!