srry i haven't updated in such a long while-well chappie six is the last chapter then its on to the sequel!
FIVE: SEPHIROTH WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!
Me: Why is this chapter called this again?
Lawyer: I dunno
Me: THEN PERISH BY MY ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS POWERS!
Riku: grabs flame-thrower from Riku54 and chunks it out the window Quit that!
Me: BUT ITS FFFFUUUUNNNNN!
Lawyer: THANK YOU RIKU! gives Riku a hug
Riku: freaked out look OKAY YOU CAN FLAMETHROWER HIM!
Me: YAY! grabs another flamethrower and torches the lawyer until he is little bits of crisp on the floor! YAY!
Readers :NOW WHO'S GOING TO WRITE THE STORY?
Me: Riku is!
Riku: gasps WHAT!
Me: Yep, I want to see if you're random or not!
Riku: blinks Okay…I'll try…how random do ya want it?
Me & Readers: VERY RANDOM!
Riku: Okay!
Sephiroth (Kh2) glared at Sephiroth (FFVII) (we'll call him Sephy) and looked back down at his mirror, muttering, "I look better than you! SEE?"
Sephy blinked but did not tear his eyes away from the mirror in front of him. There were some fan girls staring at HIS-not Sephiroth's mirror. HE felt so loved! Cloud and Kadaj were rolling their eyes, while playing go-fish.
Meanwhile, Demyx had been beat senseless into the ground by this gaint thing that had blue hair that was long and had these vein-like things covering his face. He looked evil, yet royal as he lunged at the TV, muttering something about destroying something called Spira. (guessed who it was yet? IT'S SEYMOUR!)
Seymour was getting hit over the head by Tidus who was growling, "Grr! Die! You made Yuna marry you! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"
Somewhere on a distant planet, there were these aliens who lived in-
Me: RIKU! NOT THAT RANDOM!
Riku: Shut up and let me type! You'll see in a moment
Kristen: GRR! Make me divorce Saix right now!
Riku: Okay!
Me: What? No!
Kristen stood beside Saix at the alter and suddenly she threw her flowers at him, yelling, "Disgraceful idiot!" and ran off towards the party where everyone was watching TV.
Meanwhile, on the planet there were these aliens who lived in craters of cheese. They squeaked and hissed. Venom dripped from their dull, nearly harmless teeth.
Me: Okay enough of that-BACK TO ROXAS AND AXEL!
Sephys: NO!
Sephiroth (FFVII) stared at himself in the mirror, not even looking at everyone else as he spoke, "I am sooo much hotter than you guys!"
Sephiroth (AC) "You wish, I'm much more sexier than you, ya jackass! I'm the more graphical, most-real out of all of you!"
Sephiroth (CC) turned away from his fully-body mirror and glanced at every Seph. in the er…little area… "Well EVERYONE loves an Anime Sephy!"
Suddenly they heard someone counting.
Kadaj: 1…2…
Cloud: 3! RELEASE THE FAN GIRLS!
Kadaj: okay,
All Sephys: Oh shit…
Kadaj & Cloud: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All the Sephys' eyes widened in horror as they saw the mop of rabid fan girls coming their way. "RUN!" Sephiroth (FFVII) yelled at the top of his lung. It didn't take them two seconds to run half way across the world and hide in the place where Organization XIII was staying. Sephiroth (LO) hide right behind Riku, Sephiroth (BC) tried to get Saix to hide him, but Saix only slung him out a window and continued to beat him senseless for intruppting him watching TV. Riku stabbed his Dark Keyblade in Sephiroth (FFVII&CC&AC) in the heart and they all stood there, dumb looks on their faces before suddenly brightening and becoming all flowery like causing Cloud to come over and beat the rap out of the Sephiroth's because they reminded him of Aeris, who they had all killed.
Anyway, the Rabid Squirrel Planet was very boring so all of the rabid squirrels decided to run down to the World That Never Was and take over it while Organization XIII wasn't there.
"The court is now in session," LRS4 began, tapping her big stick-thingy on a piece of wood. All of the little, stupid Rabid Squirrels looked up at their 4th leader and bowed down before straightening up. "Bring out the prisinor!" LRS4 demanded, her squeaky voice sounded like she was hissing.
Suddenly the court room doors open to reveal the Rabid Squirrels carrying a tied up, and gagged Roxas like someone would carry someone if they were in an angry mob. "What is his sentence?" one rabid squirrel asked.
"Hmm…Death."
Roxas: WHAT! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!
Riku54: laughs No! No! LRS4 would never do that! She's Riku's pet squirrel!
Roxas: Pet Squirrel? Riku has a pet SQUIRREL? THAT'S RABID?
Riku54: Yes.
Riku: And I'm proud of it!
Riku54: And guess what guys! It's time to bring in a special guest-and also my bodyguard-Vincent Valentine!
Vincent: walks over to Riku54 Why must I be everyone's bodyguard?
Riku54: smirks Because I told you too.
Vincent: glares ….what if I don't want to?
Riku5: You have no choice
Vincent: There's always a choice…I didn't save Lucrecia…my Lucrecia…
Riku54: glares and then yells, beating Vincent with a baseball bat NEVER MENTION THAT NAME AROUND ME!
Vincent: backs away Okay! Okay!
Riku54: Good, cuase I'm a fangirl of Riku, Cloud, and you!
Vincent: eyes widen WHAT! NOOO!
Riku54: Heh-Heh
Roxas: Um…what are you going to do to me?
Riku54: I dunno. Shoot you I guess.
Roxas: WHAT!