CHAPTER SIX: Stupidnessness

Roxas looked over at Axel, who had been caught again because he had failed to find Mr. Whiskers. "Well, buddy, you don't have to be mad anymore! I told Manica that you hadn't made out with Kadaj, or Marluxia, but Larexen! See, aren't I nice?"

Axel turned to look at Roxas, his eye twitching, "Repeat that."

Roxas did.

"YOU'RE SO DEAD!!!!" Axel roared, his green eyes flashing as he grabbed Roxas by the throat. Before Axel could have a chance to strangle Roxas, a whale fell out of the sky and landed on top of him.

Me: Hello!

Riku: Well, the reviewers DID say that wanted a whale! Anyway, back to the world of rabid squirrels!!

Me: NO! I'm typing Riku!

Lawyer: I forbid you both to continue this!

Vincent: grabs Death Penalty and shoots lawyer

Me: Thanks Vincent!

Vincent: …

Sephiroth (KH): Get back to me!!

Sephiroth (FFVII): No me! I'm MORE popular!!!

Voice: NO! I AM!!!!!

suddenly Sephiroth (anime) comes in.

Sephiroth (Crisis Core or CC): FEAR ME!!!

Me: Wow! That's a lot of Sephiroths!

All Sephys: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

All Sephys: NO I SHALL!

All Sephys: look at one another STOP COPYING ME!!!

Loz: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

Everybody: O.O

Meanwhile Xemnas was now tap dancing in a balarena suit, twirling around with the rabid popcorn, that had bitten him and taken control of his mind. Riku was recording the whole thing and was going to upload it on the computer. That would be so fun!!!

Meanwhile…

All Sephys: ALRIGHT! I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU DON'T STOP COPYING ME!!!!

A.S.s (all Sephys (duh)): That was odd….

A.s.s: HISS!!

Riku: Hey have you guys realized what All Sephys is? It spells ass!

Me: RIKU! SHUT THE HELL UP!

Riku: Why? That was funny!

Me: Okay then, you're a jackass so shut up!

Vincent: ….

Sephy (Crisis Core: Now I shall destroy the whole world!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sephy: (FFVII: NO! GIVE ME BACK MY BLACK MATERIA RIGHT NOW STRIFE!!!!!

Cloud (rabid squirrel form): Yes master…

Sephy (KH): Don't I get a say in this?

Sephy (FFVII0 Sephy (Crisis Core): NO!!!!!

Sephy (Kh): Ahh man! MOMMY JENOVA THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!

JENOVA: Why oh why are they my sons? Somebpody shoot me!

Vincent: Gladly. raises Death Penalty

JENOVA: I didn't mean that literally!

BANG

Everyone: Oh well!

All Sephys: NO!!! WHAAAAA MOTHER!!!!!

Kadaj: Mother?! Mother?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (awww! He's crying!! LOL)

Axel didn't know how he was supposed to get out of the whale. Well, tectnically, he wasn't inside of it, just squished like an ant. Ow! "Mommy! I miss you! Please give me my blanky!!!" Axel cried out into the air.

All at once he heard funeral music playing, and then Roxas speaking, "NO NO! WRONG SONG! Play 'Hallelujah He's Dead!'

"What's that song?"

"LET ME SEE THAT TRUMPET!!! Now, Leader Rabid Squirrel 4; it's your line now!"

Suddenly a loud squeak filled the air, "AND THE HEAVENS SING!"

Kristen: hey! What's the deal?! That is MY line!!!

Me: Grr! Get over it!

Kristen: glares

Meanwhile Xemnas had finished him tap dancing and was now break dancing, wearing make-up and was calling a sergeon to have plastic sugery done.

Me: HOLY HELL!

Riku: Riku54, hell is NOT holy!

Me: I KNOW THAT!

Riku: Then why did you say 'Holy Hell'?

Me: Cause I can! ALRIGHT WHOSE TYPING THIS DAMN FIC NOW?!

Lawyer: Ughh…walks around like a zombie

Vincent: We know it's not him.

We interrupt this investigatio to bring you to the Interviewing Station where we have Squall Leonhart in for questiong of the death of Rinoa

Squall: freaked out look DON'T EAT ME DOGGY! rabid dog glaring at him

Reporter: Did you kill your girlfriend Rinoa?

Squall: blinks Who the f& are you?! HELLO, she's my girlfirend, why would I kill her?!

Reporter: Trust me, peoples on Ear-th (as Pleaki says off of Lilo and Stitch)

Kill their girlfriends

Dr. Phill: HOW HORRIBLE!

Me: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FAN FIC!!!

Dr. Phill: But! But! Aw phoey!!

Squall: Well…um…if I killed her, where's the weapon?

Reporter: grabs Squall's Gunblade and puts it in the little stand next to the judge (hello where's this comin from?) You! Gunblade! You look pretty suspicious! WHERE WERE YOU JULY 2; 3 AM!!!!

Me: What?! She was killed on July 2?! I FEEL SO LOVED!!!

Riku: Why?

Me: glares WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? July 2 is my birthday you moron!

Riku: Grr! I've been here waiting for YOU to get off your lazy ass and start typing some more!

Me: Hiss!

Squall: pushes second screen out of picture Okay now, I don't think my Gunblade can talk and that I couldn't have killed Rinoa because-

Leon: YOU STEALEDED MY GUNBLADE SQUALL!

Squall: turns to look at Leon Are you MY clone?

Leon: NO! You're mine!

Squall: stealses Gunb;lade back NO WAY! YOU'RE MY CLONE BECAUSE um…ah…uh…

Leon: You sound like that 'guy'….

Squall: Who? OH hey! STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!!!!

Leon: Oh sorry Copy

Squall: What did you just call me…-SHAGRUG!

Leon: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII): THAT IS MY LINE SQUALL LEONHART!!!!!!!! I SAY THAT ON CLOUD HUNTING SEASON! YOU ARE THE SHAGRUG!!!!!

Me: Random and strange…okay well, time for something straightforward and not iterrupteded like

Riku: Can you speak right or something?

Me: Nope!

Riku: Then go to kindergarden and learn your speech again

Me: IS THAT AN INSULT?!!! hits Riku over the head with the whale

Riku: Twinkle twinkle little star!

Okay….here's the fic all together-maybe!

After Roxas had finished singing joyfully that his friend-or evil Monica obessed friend-he put the trumpet away and walked away from the Rabid Squirrels, making a peace treaty. Also, he told them he knew where MR.WHISKERS was. They told him to bring their KING MR.WHISKERS back to them.

Just as Roxas was heading back to Hollywood, he spotted Xemnas break dancing and talking on the phone in a-was that a balarena suit? Yes it was! Roxas screamed in horror and ran away from his FORMER boss TURNED RABID SQUIRREL PUPPET!!

As Roxas walked down Hollywood, he saw the MEOW MIX INC. and went inside, looking for his precious kitty-kitty MR.WHISKERS. He found MR.WHISKERS BREAK DANCING on the floor in front of a camera singing, "I got da power!"

Roxas blinked, holy shit what was up?! The ceiling a voice answered in his head. Roxas growled at the second voice in his head and grabbed MR.WHISKERS.

MEANWHILE….

Sephiroth (FFVII) glared at Sephiroth (KH) while Sephiroth (CC) glared at Sephiroth (BC(Before Crisis)) "HEY!" Sephy (CC) accused, "Where the hell did YOU come from?!"

Sephy(BC): From there

Sephiroth(FFVII) grabs his MASAMUNE and starts hacking at SEPHY(KH), hoping to cut off the two extra wings at the bottom and the one wing on his shoulder. To Sephy (FFVII) it ruined his looks….

Me: They're idiots!

Riku: No duh!

Vincent: Can I go trigger happy on them?!

Riku: YES!

Me: N!O You'll kill the entertainment!

Vincent: Aw Darn!

Kristen: HISS! That is MY LINE TOO!

Kaci: OH BURN!

Kristen: blinks What the hell?

Saix: OH KRISTEN!!!!

Kristen: I'M DEVORED REMEMBER SAIX?!

Saix: aww!!!! HEY LAREXEN!

Larexen: Sorry! I'm happily married to Girly Pink Scythe Man-I mean Marluxia!

Saix: Darn! XEMNAS!!!!

Xemnas: does acrobatic move and breaks Saix's neck

Everyone: YAY!!!!

Riku: Hey! Wait a sec! Isn't Xemnas supposed to be killed in here?! NOT SAIX!

Me: You'd prefer Saix alive?

Riku: Pass

Me: Good

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Sorry guys!!! Yeah yeah yeah! I DO NOT care if this is the last chappie of KILL XEMNAS. Um….did I just give that away? Opps….DON'T HIT ME!!!!

Oh and, Xemnas is on the Internet!!!

Is coming soon!! Also the random fan fic I am about to type called: Investigation: Squall Leonhart is coming too!!!!! That is everythign about what happens in that stupid Investigation/Court House place with Squall and Riku and Reporter and all-uh-everybody. Moomba!!! I SHALL PUT THEM IN THERE!!!!! Along with Leon(Squall) COPY; Laguna(for fun!);Ellone(I don't like her! She's annoying!); all Sephys; Me; Riku

Yeah! Look for it on my profile. If there was a quicker way to e-mail all you peeps for updates on these things, I WOULD do that IF I weren't so lazy…did I just admit that? Opps….

Um…Kristen can no longer kill me cause I killed her husband! BUT Kaci, my other friend has entered the continuing sieries of Organization XIII!

OH!!!!! Maybe, instead of Calling the next book Xemnas on the Internet; I should call it Organization XIII's Organs…or maybe not…BUT ORGANIZATION HAS THE WORD ORGAN IN IT!!!!! Amazing isn't it?! Nope…not really!

Well I have some other fan fics I'm working on too, so that's why I haven't updated in SUCH A LONG TIME!!!

Yeah…okay so I've only worked three of my fan fics:

Final Fantasy VII and VIII

Kill Xemnas

A Shadowed Heart

You can get over it! Heh-heh…Well I WILL work on the whoel INVESTIGATION SQUALL LEONHART. (It WILL be placed in Kingdom Hearts cause it has A LOT of KH characters in it along with Final Fantasy VIII, though I may place it in FFVIII, I dunno, I'll put which ever it is on my profile!!!!