A/N: We hope you guys enjoy the third chapter!
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Meanwhile, Endora had found Samantha, who hadn't gone anywhere big like Paris or Rome...but had simply decided to wander around with Tabitha in the area where she and Darrin had first met.
"Oh, Samantha, darling, of all the places...such a dreary place, Manhattan...if you wanted to get away from Ding-Dong, you should have gone somewhere far away---and not to mention luxurious!" Endora cried, pulling Tabitha into her arms and talking in a high-pitched voice to her.
"Mother..." Samantha said, "I don't want luxury right now. I want to be happy with Darrin...but I can't...he was cheating on me with another woman!"
Endora turned her attention away from Tabitha for a brief moment. "Not to stick up for Durweed or anything, but how do you know that exactly, Samantha?"
Samantha blinked. "Um...well...I..."
Endora smiled. "Exactly."
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"Hiya Poopsie." Darrin opened his eyes to find the last person he wanted to see standing above him
"Serena. I wouldn't get to close if I were you. I may just have to carry out one of the many threats I've given you throughout the years."
"oh Dreary..what's the matter?" Serena looked truly interested and so Darrin let her have it. "well Serena..my wife..you remember her right?" he didn't wait for an answer. "when she came home from shopping the door was locked and i was distracted and so she came to the window to find me...and she found me alright. she found me and she found a blonde. now she assumes that blonde is my lover but...she's wrong.."
"REALLY?" Serena's eyes were wide in shock. "you have a blonde lover? I never pictured you as the type to have one of those..gee Dingdong. you're in trouble now!"
"Serena..the lover was YOU."
"ME! have you flipped? I don't swing with that whole "in the family" jazz. you're Sammy's mortal..I don't want you!"
Darrin sighed. "I know that Serena..but Sam doesn't. she saw you and didn't know it was you and she thinks I cheated on her."
"What a mess." Serena breathed.
"I know. so unless you know of a way to fix it...get on your broom and get out of here."
"no need to get huffy. i'm gone." and she was. Darrin closed his eyes and wished for sleep he knew wouldn't come.
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"Mother, do you think Darrin still loves me?" Samantha stared off into the distance absentmindedly, bouncing Tabitha up and down lightly in her arms. Endora rolled her eyes and replied, "I'm sure Durweed didn't mean to make whatever stupid mistake he made this time. He's just a walking mortal mess. But you stayed with him. Like I always say, Mother knows best..."
"I want to know who that blonde was!" Samantha cried. "If she was playing games with Darrin...ooh, she'll wish she never met my husband once I turn her into a---"
"Now, now, Samantha dear," Endora interrupted, "Not in front of Tabitha."
Tabitha just clapped her hands excitedly for no apparent reason.
"Maybe I should have let him say what happened..." Samantha contemplated.
Endora shrugged. "It's Dumb Bell's problem. Let him fix it."
Suddenly, Serena popped up. "Dear cousin, I've been looking all over for you!"
"...Serena? Why were you looking for me? I thought you'd be out partying somewhere..." Samantha muttered.
"Well, dear," Serena coughed. "There's a teeny-tiny-itsy-bitsy problem that I need to talk to you about..."
But Samantha had popped out already.