NO FREAKIN WAY!
Chapter 2
This week on NO FREAKIN' WA-
Claire: It hasn't been a week since the last episode.
ME: How long has it bean?
Sora: Bean? Have you lost your IQ points?
ME: Shut up or your name will be spelled wrong.
Saro: like how would yo... Saro?? What the hell! Isn't that a weapon?
Clairu: That's arrow.
Saaru: Isn't that a bird?
Snare: That's sparrow.
SAURRAE: Isn't that syrup?
Cilare: That's Caro
Sawruaqua: I thought that was a series of islands?
ClAre: Those are the Caribbean
Sahara: I thou-
ME: ENOUGH already, we are running out of time and we still haven't gotten close to the relevent plot!!!
Syaoran: what does "Reil-ea-vant plua-it" Mean?
Calorie: STOP MESSING WITH OUR NAMES OR I WILL TAKE THE SHIT YOU ARE SPEWING AND SHOVE IT BACK UP YOUR ASS!!
ME: LANGUAGE Claire there are young people in the audience.
Claire: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
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THIS SHOW HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF AIR FOR INAPROPRIATE CONTENT
Claire: But us back on air NOW!
O.K.
NO FREAKIN' WAY! WHAT WAS WAITING BACK AT THE SHOW WHEN WE WERE BUT BACK ON AIR? WILL WE EVER SEE A PLOT AGAIN? AND WILL THE QUESTIONS I ASKED LAST EPISODE EVER COME TO LIGHT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON... NO FREAKIN WAY!