NO FREAKIN' WAY!
Chapter 4
THIS TIME ON NO FREAKIN' WAY! OUR HEROES HAVE JUST GOTTEN INTO THE GETAWAY CAR.
ME: I hope my use of the ability to bend reality doesn't have any unforeseen consequences...
Bam
CLAIRE: what was that!?
Sora: I think it is the 13 big black SUV's with the license plates that say IMMAFIA shooting at us with mechanically improved AK-47s. Loaded with a new type of bullet that has a 1/8-inch thick coating of a steel alloy to contain the minor qualities of Caesium, an alkali metal that as you know explodes on contact with water. So due to the high levels of humidity on destiny islands will result with an explosion when the outer shell is crushed by contact.
Claire: Huh?
ME: Think of it as very tiny explosives...
Claire: No I get that what I don't get is how Sora knew all that.
ME: It was probably a side effect of messing with the normal fabric of reality, along with how the Mafia is now trying to kill us, and how you suddenly can drive a whole lot better than The Transporter...
Claire: you've seen The Transporter?
ME: Yes!
SORA: NOT TO BURST your bubble but we need weapons to get out of here alive.
ME: OH, can't you just cast firaga on them?
Sora: I would need the Keyblade to do that.
ME: here you go; I think I will just start bending reality.
Claire: how do you do that?
ME: By writing.
SORA: One down...
Claire: UM, Me how come their is a giant butterfly flying over the city.
Me: That is Mothra, and it is here do to side effects.
POP
Sora: woah, a gun has just appeared in my hand.
ME: Yeah, start shooting already.
Bang
Claire: Sora, you idiot!!!!! You shot ME!!!!!
SORA: ME, ME, Don't die I Am sorry.
Me: I am fine except for the pain.
Claire: But, how?
ME: I Altered REALITY SO WE CANNOT DIE.
OH MY GOD OUR HEROES OUR IMMORTAL. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON----&(&$& GIVE INTO THE CORRUPTION!