NO FREAKIN' WAY! Chapter 5

This time on NO FREAKIN' WAY! Our heroes have managed to take out one of 13 mafia issue big black SUV's. Will they survive long enough to escape...

Claire : Of course WE will YOU F(!#& idiot!! WE are immortal YOU aren't!

ME: ARGH!!! It takes Sora Ten Firaga spells just to take out one SUV. and my bullets are doing nothing!

Claire: hey, you can bend reality just poof them gone.

Me: If I could than I would have already.

CAR: Damage to force fields 94.24687

Sora: The Car can talk?

ME: And it has a food synthesizer, a weather control system and is armed with three bombs that have a fifteen-foot blast radius.

Claire: And you haven't used them because...

ME: If I used them we would be blown to smithereens.

Sora: Smithereens! Me eat Brains.

Claire: What the fuck Sora? What in the fucking blazes did you get that synthesizer to make you?

Sora: giggle Caffeine!

ME: there are only six left. maybe you can lose them down that alley.

Claire: got it... OH NO, it is a dead end.

ME: I'll Write. "And our heroes were sucked into a vortex and teleported somewhere safer" And our heroes were sucked into a vortex and teleported somewhere safer

Sora: NO Mr. Butterfly I won't leave you!

Sora tries to get to Mothra but gets sucked in anyway.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME ON NO FREAKIN' WAY!