NO FREAKIN' WAY!
Chapter 6Me: Whoa we are in a reality vortex.
Claire: what does that mean Mr. brains?
ME: It means that reality isn't guaranteed to stay still...
Sora: MR BUTTERFLY! WHY? WHY? I LOVED YOU MR BUTTERFLY I WOULD HAVE KILLED FOR YOU FOR ME THAN YOU... EXEPT FOR UNICORNS AND GAY M---
ME: OK, I think we need to put Sora some psychiatri—
Claire: Oh no MY SORA is... is... GAY!!
ME: I am so sorry Claire, I know how much you wanted him...
Claire: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ONLY REASON I CHOSE TO NOT COMMIT SUICIDE IS THAT I THOUGHT THAT I HAD A CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH SORA!
ME: wha...?
Sora: I want men and Butterflies!!!
Claire: TURN ME INTO A MAN, ME!!!!!
ME: Oh, Look we are coming out of the vortex.