NO FREAKIN' WAY!
Chapter 7Sora: cough, cough where are we and where did all of this smoke come from?
Weird Hippie: you are in my totally psychedelic opium den little dudes and dudette. And all the smoke comes from that mind-boggling substance.
Claire: maybe if I got Sora high enough he would mistake me as a boy...
ME: Ugh I can't stand this smoke. Hey Claire, remember when I was writing in the car well I sort of gave you the power to control earth and air to some extent. Do you think you can clear out some of this smoke.
Claire: I will try...
ME: wrong element, try again, but first... get these rocks off of ME!!!!!
Claire: Oops, I guess I am going to get Sora on to some serious drugs. and there is nothing you can do about it.
Mysterious Voice: Is that you Claire? what are you doing here?
Claire: Asher? I could ask you the same.
Me: I sort of teleported Sora, Claire, and myself here, by accident.
Asher: Sora?
ME: Yeah, you see I thought that the adventure would be more interesting if he was along...
Sora: I AM GOING TO KILL ALL THE HEARTLESS AND THEN I WILL MAKE RIKU LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: I guess he had a bit to many drugs...
Hippie: and beer dudes.
Sora: LET US SEE ROXAS BEER I MEAN BEAT THA- hic...
ME: DON'T finish the sentence...
SORA: THAT.
POOF
SORA: well now I know I have had way to many hallucinogens cause I now have Roxas's body.
ME: I guess I should Have told him that I gave him shape shifting powers...
Asher: Oh my God, Roxas is so SEXY!!!
ROXAS: Oh my God, Asher is so SEXY!!!
ME: Okay, we are SO leaving.
Hippie: Not without paying. (pulls out gun.)
ME: hang on a second.
(AND OUR HEROES WERE SUCKED INTO A VORTEX AND TELEPORTED SOMEWHERE SAFER)