NO FREAKIN' WAY!

Chapter 8

Asher: Sora, please get off of me. Just because I said you were sexy does not mean I will go gay for you.

Sora: No, I won't let go of my fufflescufums.

Claire: Um, ME why are there two small holes in the teleportation vortex?

ME: Oh, Those? that is just the natural degrading of a reused teleportation vortex.

Claire: YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU LEFT THE VORTEX TO ROT AWAY ENOUGH THAT AN IDIOT LIKE SORA COULD JUST FALL OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!!!! I AM GOING TO FUCKING TAKE YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS AND RAPE IT UNTIL YOU FUKING SCREAM.

SORA: Um, Claire is you all right?

Claire: NO!

ME: It might be a weird effect on reality like how Asher is now three inches taller, well muscled, tanned, has a Chinese type outfit on, and now has two jeweled daggers as weapons...

Asher: HA! TAKE THAT SORA, YOU WILL NEVER TRY TO RAPE ME AGAIN!! ME: Yeah, I'm going to bend reality now.

DROPS PENCIL IT FALLS THROUGH ONE OF THE HOLES IN THE VORTEX

ME: NO! MY PENCIL, I DON'T HAVE A SPARE ONE! I NEED A PENCIL TO BEND REALITY!! Claire: LOOK THERE IS THE FUCKING END OF THE VORTEX!

ME: I WON"T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MY PENCIL! WHERE ARE WE LANDING?

EVERYONE: NO FREAKIN' WAY!!