A Job At Hand
Disclaimer:
I do NOT own MapleStory…yet…
El Nath:
Kyle: Wow, this town is made of snow and ice!
Dailina: Yes it says so here in the Maple History Book. El Nath was once formed by a huge avalanche. The rocks crumbled and the first people to come here just merely dug holes in the snow. Now though, they replace the snow with wood as the snow starts to melt. The yetis and the pepes, the original inhabitors of this land have grown more hostile towards humans, mainly due to mass hunting.
Ryker: (Snores)
Dailina walks over and slaps Ryker.
Ryker: Huh? What? I didn't do it! It was him, HIM! Oh…what?
Dailina: You slept through my entire (boring) lecture about El Nath!
Sefrar: We'd better get moving, let's find this Alcaster person and go home.
Kyle: Hmm…could he be that really old and wise looking guy with the staff and the name tag saying "Hello, My Name is Alcaster".
Ryker: What makes you think that? Gets slapped again Ow…
Sefrar: Alcaster! Victoria needs your help! The monsters are revolting and our entire island is at stake!
Alcaster: Silence! I have known these things. But why should I help. What have you done for me? Prove you are worthy and then come back to me.
Sefrar: What should we do to prove our worth?
Alcaster: Go to the Dead Mines. The zombies are getting too many and spreading an undesirable odor around town. Kill them and bring me back 100,000 of their teeth as proof. Mutters to self That should keep them away long enough for me to have a nice long nap. yawns
The group walks away.
Ryker: 100,000 stupid rotten teeth! All to talk to some grumpy old man. How are we even gonna carry that much crap?
Author: Whistles and points at dump truck next to them
Kyle: Whoa…Who the hell are you and where the hell did that come from?
Author: Just get in the truck and let me continue ruining your lives.
10 mins later…
Ryker: W00T! This is fun!
Kyle is double over the edge of the truck leaving…ummm…wastes behind.
Sefrar is clutching his stomach wishing he hadn't eaten so much ungai.
Dailina is repeatedly whacking Ryker over the head with her Kage for almost killing them several times.
Ryker: Wheee!!!! OW! Wheee!!!
Sefrar: Move over, I'm going to drive this. runs over several zombies
Ryker: Hey! Look what I found back here! A bunch of hollow metal stick thingy's and a couple of spherical thingy's.
Author: Oh crap, he found the weapon's stash. Uh… Ryker? Don't pull the things on the spherical thingy's. They will go BOOM. And the metal sticks… Think of them as automatic star throwers. Just don't point the hole at you or your companions.
Ryker runs out of the truck looking like your standard GI-Joe. With bullets strapped across his chest and waving around two guns like a madman.
Half and hour later, they have all the teeth loaded up in the truck.
Author: Ok Ryker, I'm gonna have to take away all the…toys. I'll just poof everyone back to Nath and nothing happened. Ka-peesh?
Ryker: Ka-peesh!
Yea…I got kinda bored during that chapter. R & R Please.