Ordinary

Theme: #3- Jolt!

AN: Okay, I was struggling this time around. I really need to get these written more often otherwise this challenge is gonna take for freaking ever! Candyland practically fed me suggestions until I remembered I had this idea ages ago...

No, it's not the Kohaku one. That one is moving very slowly.

Disclaimer: With as well as I'm doing at getting these done, do you really want me to own Inuyasha? XD

It was just another normal day in the Feudal Era. The sun was shining, the wind was gently blowing, and Inuyasha and his companions were traveling around looking for jewel shards as usual. The hanyou was in the front, as he tended to be, followed closely by Kagome with Shippo perched on her shoulder. Miroku and Sango were a few feet behind, which was not out of the ordinary, and Kirara walked along next to her. On the whole, it was a very typical day.

Of course, being the typical day that it was, Miroku began having a typical feeling in his typical hand to feel a typical portion of Sango's anatomy. And, normally being one to not stop himself from such antics, he reached over and rubbed her bottom. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Miroku shut his eyes, both to enjoy the moment and to prepare for the inevitable slap that was about to befall his face. After a few moments, though, he opened an eye and looked at the girl walking next to him in confusion. She didn't seem to notice anything. She was still walking as though there was nothing touching her in a generally private area. He checked to make he had gotten to the right spot.

Yes, his hand was definitely on her buttock. Yet there was no movement from her hands, no kiss of pain on his cheek. Sango was staring straight forward, not even batting an eye in his direction.

Miroku stopped where he was, hand still outstretched, and watched as she continued to walk forward. His expression was one of shock and horror. This wasn't what normally happened! Sango was not one to miss punishing him when she was able to, and the fact that she hadn't even sent him a glare was giving him a very awful feeling.

"W-what?" he thought, still watching as his friends kept walking into the distance, the object of his affection still not paying him any attention. "Doesn't she love me anymore!"

A few yards ahead, Sango grinned. Sometimes it was fun to mess with the normal routine and see what happened because of it.