A/N:You guys wanted more so here it is, sad to say this will probably be it for this year, as I probably won't have time before the big day to think up, type and post another song. But don't worry, I'll start preparations for next Christmas!
Warning: this song's alittle more gory than the last one, but heck, I had fun writing it! It deals with all the major villians in the Current 2003 series, and if I by some miracle forgot someone or you'd like to have a specific lesser-bad-guy added, lemme know. Ideas from you guys would be greatly appreciated too! Or better yet, write and post you own, but be sure to tell me, I love these things and totally would love to see what you come up with!
A/N: last thing, you've probably heard the first verse before only using Barney or another characters...but c'mon! It's classic! and I can' t imagine anyone owns it...it's not exactly platinum record material, but if anyone has a problem I have more ideas on how to kill these guys off so I can take it down and refigure it (evil grin)
Disclaimer: I do not own the TMNT or the villians, but I'd love to have the chance to bash the following around a bit! However this song is the closest I think I'm ever gonna get...
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Joy To the World
Joy
to the world, Shredder's dead.
We
barbequed his head!
Don't
worry about the body
We
flushed it down the potty.
And
round and round it goes
...and
round and round it goes
...and
round and round and round it goes!
Joy
to the world Hun is gone
We
dropped on him, a bomb!
It
took only seconds
to
blast him into segments.
He
was blown to smithereens
...Was
blown to smithereens
...Was
blown, was blown to smith-er-ines.
Joy
to the world Karai collapsed
She
tried on Shredder's pants!
They
were still in the potty
all
foul, reeking and rotting.
She
had a heart-attack
...She
had a heart-attack
...She
had, she had a heart-attack.
Joy
to the world Stockman died
his
circuits, they are fried!
He
went to take a shower
The
water ran for hours
He
got sucked down the drain.
...He
got sucked down the drain
...He
got, He got sucked down the drain.
Joy
to the world Bishop's no more
E.T.
came knocking on his door!
the
dude was rather ticked off
Bishop
had had them picked off.
Now
they will dissect him
...Now
they will dissect him
...Now
they will, they will dissect him!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS! ;-D