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"I'm hungry," Sarabeth whined.

Carline rolled her eyes, "So make some food and quit complaining."

Sarabeth shifted onto her stomach and groaned, "I don't want to, that means I'd have to move!"

Now thoroughly irritated with her friend Carline kicked the phone toward her friend's head, "So order a pizza!"

"You are a genius."

"I know."

"What's pizza?" Eizabeth asked.

"Uh, only the best food in the history of ever," Sarabeth answered as she dialed the number of the pizza place from memory.

"I want cheese," Carline called.

"You'll get it," Sarabeth snapped as she went into the next room to order the pizza.

Jack looked at the bottle in his hand, "It's almost empty."

"You keep drinking and we'll keep ignoring you ," Carline said as she put a disk of Gilmore Girls into the DVD player. "It's a good plan, don't mess it up."

Will looked at the girl and frowned, "Is everyone in this dimension this sarcastic?"

"No, some people are much worse."

"Pizza's on it's way," Sarabeth announced as she came back into the room.

"I'm almost out of rum," Jack pointed out trying to make someone listen to him.

"Well I don't have anymore here," Sarabeth snapped then smiled slightly. "But if you want to come with me we can go get something better."

"Better than rum," Jack asked eyes sparkling.

Sarabeth's grin now had a slightly crazed look to it. "Much better," she promised.

Jack jumped to his feet ready to go and Sarabeth reached for her shoes.

Carline looked back and forth between the two trying to figure out what was happening. "So who's going to pay for the pizza?"

"There's 25$ on the table in the hall," Sarabeth announced as she pulled her jacket on and headed out the door.

Carline nodded then smiled, "Hey don't get dead."

"Got it!"

Forty five minutes later Elizabeth, Will, and Carline were sitting on the floor looking at the pizza boxes and waiting for Sarabeth and Jack.

"What was she going after," Will grumbled, "wine from Paris?"

"With her it's quite possible," Carline sighed. "Once we went out for a loaf of bread and wound up three states over with a flat tire."

"I'm certain they'll be back soon," Elizabeth said obviously not all that confident.

However a few moments later, despite all probability, Jack and Sarabeth walked through the door with a brown paper bag.

"What did you get," Carline asked half curious half dreading the answer.

Sarabeth smiled and began naming off items as she pulled them out of the bag. "Tea for Elizabeth, a Pepsi for Will, and for the only person in the world willing to put up with me one huge mocha Frapucinno."

Carline took the bottle and looked at her friend, "You are forgiven, and for you and Jack?"

Sarabeth's grin widened scarily as she pulled out two large black cans from the bag.

"What are those?" Will asked.

"Energy drinks," Carline whispered faintly.

"So they give you extra energy," Elizabeth questioned.

Carline ignored the query and glared at Sarabeth, "You want to give Jack of all people an energy drink!?!?!?!?!"

Sarabeth pretended to think for a moment. "Yes, I figure it'll be easier to explain someone who's hyped up on caffeine than someone who's drunk if my mom suddenly decides to give a crap."

Carline blinked, "Energy drinks," she repeated in the same tone of voice.

"Don't worry," Sarabeth assured her, "I've got a master plan in case he gets out of hand."

"I'm glad to hear it."

Sarabeth smiled and opened her drink, "Let's eat!"

Carline opened one of the pizza boxes and looked inside, "This isn't cheese."

"Then this one is," Sarabeth said shoving the second pizza box at her friend and pulling the first one toward herself.

Jack reached into the box in front of Sarabeth and helped himself to a slice of pepperoni pizza. Will and Elizabeth both took a slice of cheese.

Jack tried a bite of the pizza and turned to the girls, "You two always know what's good." He opened the can and took a drink, "this is really good."

Carline glared at Sarabeth who only insisted, "Master plan."

"I must admit that the food here is is quite different from ours," Elizabeth said as she daintily wiped her mouth.

"Not bad just different," Will observed as he took a slice of pepperoni for his second piece. "I almost think I could learn to live here."

Carline smiled, "I'm glad to hear it but we are going to try and get you home."

Sarabeth turned to Carline, "Says who? I kind of like them here, Jack what do you think?"

Jack jerked his head around, "I don't know I feel like something's missing." Carline noted with worry that Jack was only halfway done and Jack already seemed twitchier than usual.

Elizabeth looked at Jack and frowned, "Don't you like it here?"

"Of course he doesn't," Sarabeth answered, "If we're going to be completely honest I don't particularly like him being here."

"A moment ago you didn't want us to leave," Will pointed out.

"I lied," Sarabeth answered smoothly, "I lied, I lie a lot, I'm going to hell."

Jack was now three-quarters of the way through his drink and starting to tap his fingers against his leg and his eyes were starting to dart rapidly around the room.

Elizabeth was shocked, "How can you say those sorts of things?"

"Well mostly because they're true," Sarabeth replied.

Will frowned at the girl, "And you know this how?"

"Our friend told her," Carline said, "he's god."

"You're friends with god," Will repeated.

Sarabeth smiled, "If you stick around you might be able to meet him."

Elizabeth frowned, "I thought you didn't want us here?"

"Yet another reason to not listen to a single thing I say," Sarabeth said.

"Freedom," Jack yelled jumping to his feet and startling everyone, "freedom is what's missing, I've got to get out of here I'm going insane!!!!"

"Going," Sarabeth repeated sarcastically.

Carline looked frantically at her friend, "Master Plan!"

"Wait for it, I kind of want to see how this plays out," the girl mumbled as she watched with interest while Jack began to dart around the room. However a kick in the side convinced her to set the plan in motion.

"Do you need help?" Will asked as the girl advanced toward Jack.

"Nope I've got it." Sarabeth grabbed Jack by the back of the neck then roughly threw him into a closet. She then spun round and sat in front of the door to keep it closed.

Carline glared at her friend, "THAT was the maser plan?"

"No," Sarabeth answered trying to ignore the banging and yelps of pain coming from the closet. "Go get me a string, a ladle, and my pet ferret."

Jack started to slam his fists against the door, "let me out I don't want to know what she's going to do with those!"

"You have a pet ferret?" asked Elizabeth, intrigued by the thought.

"Yeah," Carline said, "she named it Destructor."

Will turned to Sarabeth, "that's an odd name for a ferret."

"I've always been under the impression that 'Will' was an odd name for a person," Sarabeth answered, "but really, who listens to me."

"Oh she got you," Jack called.

"Shut up or we add a banana into the mix," Carline yelled back.

"Hey," Sarabeth snapped, "this is my master plan."

"Adopt, adapt, and improve," Carline quipped.

"I'm ready to get out now," Jack announced.

"I'll make that decision," Carline called.

"I just want to back to the Pearl," Jack said.

Sarabeth checked her watch and glanced at Carline. "The library closes in two hours," she observed, "do we want to try?"

"Do you honestly think we can find anything in two hours," Carline demanded.

"We can start."

"Okay."

Elizabeth looked at the girls, "So we're going home."

"Indirectly," Carline answered getting her tennis shoes on.

Will looked at Sarabeth, "So do you want us here or not."

AN: almost done! I shold have the final chapter up befor the week is over. Sorry it took so long to get this one done, had some problems...