Disclaimer: I dont own Pirates
After almost an hour and a half after arriving at the library Jack was getting fed up.
"Why aren't I back yet," he demanded.
"Because we haven't figured out how to send you back yet," snapped Carline.
Sarabeth smiled sweetly at him, "And believe me it's not through lack of effort on our part."
Jack glared at the girl, "Right lass the sarcasm is getting old."
"I'm being sardonic," Sarabeth pointed out.
Elizabeth looked up, "It's true."
"I think this entire conversation is a little pointless," Carline observed lifting her head from the book she had been looking at and throwing it onto a pile next to her.
Will looked at the pile and frowned, "how many books are there that might have what we're looking for?"
"You see all these books," Carline asked as she gestured at the books stacked on the table, "to find what we're looking for we have to search through all of these, plus a couple thousand that we haven't pulled off the shelves yet."
Jack turned to Sarabeth, "Can you read any faster?"
She slammed the book she had been working on shut, "Oh my god Jack can you read at ALL! We've been working for an hour and a half and all you can do is sit there. I'm sorry but I can't just snap my fingers and…"
When Sarabeth had snapped her fingers for emphasis a vortex had appeared. She snapped a few more times and the vortex appeared and disappeared with each snap.
"Can we leave now?" Elizabeth asked.
"I guess so," Carline answered. "Well it's been nice knowing you but this is it."
"What are you talking about," Sarabeth laughed. "We're going with them we need to make sure they get there alright. Plus I want the pants Jack is wearing, I wouldn't have bought them if I didn't think I was going to get them when he left."
Carline rolled her eyes, "Fine." She glanced at the vortex with worry, "You're sure it can only go to the Caribbean?"
Sarabeth smiled reassuringly, "It's a vortex, how many places can it go?"
Will looked around the strange street the vortex had deposited them in, "I've got a feeling this isn't the Carribean."
"Well thanks for that," Carline shot. "Now if we're not in the Caribbean where are we?"
"Italy," Sarabeth whispered her eyes glued across the street.
Carline looked and saw the man Sarabeth was staring at and mumbled, "oh shit."
Who are you looking at?" Jack asked, a little louder than necisry.
Carline grabbed Will and Elizabeth by the arms and began to drag them toward an alley, "Keep your heads down, don't look. Sarabeth get Jack and come on."
When they reached the side street Elizabeth turned to the girls, "Who was that?"
"Hannibal Lecter," Carline explained, "a serial killer escaped from custody."
Sarabeth looked over her sholder, "I want to meet him."
"NO," Carline snapped.
"Still not the Caribbean luvs," Jack pointed out looking around.
"So where are we this time?" Sarabeth asked.
"The Paris opera house," Carline whispered "I'd know it anywhere."
Sarabeth stopped, "Wait a minute, if this is the opera house then that means that the opera ghost must be close by."
"Opera Ghost," repeated Elizabeth with worry.
"Oh it's ok," Carline told her. "He's perfectly safe."
"Tell that to the people he's killed," Sarabeth mumbled.
"Killed," demanded Will.
"It was one person," Carline insisted.
"So when I want to talk to the sociopath its bad, but when you want to it's fine?" Sarabeth asked.
"Uhh yeah!"
"So where are we now," Elizabeth asked.
The girls were to busy wandering around the defense against the dark arts class room at Hogwarts to answer.
Carline looked into one of the displays and giggled, "This is so cool."
"This is so weird," Sarabeth observed looking at the skeleton hanging over their heads.
"Can I help you," asked Profesor Lupin.
Carline smiled, "No, we're just trying to get to the Caribbean."
"We're obviously having some trouble with our goal," Sarabeth told him.
"I'm sorry to hear that," Lupin observed.
"Oh so are we," Carline answered.
The group looked down at the people who were gathered around the table they had just appeared on. Will, Elizabeth, and Jack were confused but the girls knew exactly what to do, they started singing…
Emotion, Devotion,
To causeing a commotion,
Creation, Vacation…
They spun round and pointed to a blonde boy wearing glasses who announced in a very factual manner
Mucho masturbation
The girls jumped off the table and helped the pirates down before rushing out a back door into a snowy alley.
"What was that," Will asked irritation evident in his voice.
"La Vie Boheme," Carline answered, "This time everyone think about the Caribbean."
"The Pearl," Jack announced.
"We're home," Elizabeth said
"Thank god," Will mumbled.
Carline glared at Sarabeth, "Why didn't you think of that earlier?"
"Why didn't you," Sarabeth demanded.
The crew stared at the group in shock. They were unsure of wether to be relived that their captan was back or disturbed at the manner of his return.
"'Sup," Sarabeth said.
"Hiya," Carline bubbled.
"Don't listen to them they're quite mad," Jack told the crew.
Will looked around at the group, "Well I guess this is good bye."
"I guess so," Carline answered.
"We'll miss you," Elizabeth told them.
"We'll miss you too," Sarabeth sighed.
Jack looked at the girls for a moment then got an idea, "Why don't you stay here with us?"
"Stay?" Carline whispered
"Here?" Sarabeth asked.
The two girls stared at each other for a moment, then together they broke into identical smiles.
AN: OMG I FINALLY FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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