well here goes nothing since nobody reviewed at least as I was putting it up
I still don't own anything
Chapter Two
The conference was being called to order. Yoda sat in his small chair, and other Jedi masters gathered around to sit. Mace Windu was there, and Obi-Wan Kenobi was too. Even Anakin Skywalker came in as Obi-Wans' fourth year padawan. It was an impressive gathering.
"Felt a massive disturbance in the force I have" said Yoda.
"We have all felt the same thing" said Mace.
"Master Yoda, we have all felt the same things, but my Jedi insight shows me nothing about the cause. Could it be some trick of the Sith?" questioned Obi-Wan. Other Jedi promptly echoed that question.
Just as Yoda was about to address this question, a hologram started to appear in the center of their conference. It swirled around for several seconds until it started to take shape. It revealed itself to be an elderly man with his head cloaked in a cape. It spoke in a deep, gravelly voice.
"I am Lord Sidious! I am THE Sith lord who has dedicated himself to your downfall. Unfortunately, at this time, we both have a major problem. I know that you do not trust me, and I, of course, do not trust you. But you have all felt the massive chaos surging through the force. For a time, I thought it was you playing a trick on me, but I realized it was far beyond your puny powers to do this. I attempted to investigate and sent my latest apprentice, Darth Howeron to the source of the disturbance, but she has not returned from her trip, and it is getting so expensive to train new apprentices nowadays. I therefore thought that you stinking Jedi masters could do something useful for a change. Believe me or not, send a strong one to coordinates 0,0,0 and do SOMETHING useful."
With that, the image faded until there was nothing left. In the confusion following this, the Jedi were talking amongst themselves until Yoda started to speak.
"Trust not this new dark lord I do" said Yoda. "Know not how he could send a signal here I do, the most strongly held area of ours it is. not inclined to trust him I am".
"But master, even if you are right not to trust him, there is the disturbance in the force that is so strong that it threatens to tear all that we have worked for apart. We must do something!" said Obi-Wan.
"Master Yoda, my master Obi-Wan is right. We have to find out what is going on, even if this Sidious is lying, which he must be. How can he say that the problem is at coordinates 0,0,0, which is right here on Coruscant! I have felt nothing on this planet other than us. But where can we go?" said Anakin.
At that time, the hologram came back. Again swirling and blurred until it became an image of the same dark lord.
"You fools, don't you even think behind your petty expectations! I have been listening to your pitiful arguing, and the only one among you with a brain appears to be this padawan! Stretch your minds, you arrogant creatures. Did I say that the coordinates were here? Search you brains! They are not here on Coruscant, they are in another galaxy! Open your feeble little brains and think. Even you, Yoda, should have thought that out. Now help yourselves, and help me too" said Sidious.
As the last bit of cloud from the hologram disappeared, Yoda was forced to take action.
"Increase the energy to the mind shields we must! Increase all barriers and deflectors around the temple we must also. Have here much security again we must" said Yoda. "Right, unfortunately this dark lord IS. Been too insulated here we have. Not our minds stretched enough we have. Investigate we must." With that, the meeting was adjourned.