Fore Note: Here is the mind-numbing, vomit-inducing, HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE chapter two. Enjoy having your IQ decimated! D

Also, I'M SORRY CHOBITS!

It Came from Nowhere

Chapter Two- The Hideousness Escalates

Letting out a yell, the ninja threw himself forward and slashed across the tree. A few seconds later the trunk split into several pieces. Chipp leant in and ran a finger over the smooth split, then swore as a splinter lodged itself in his skin, "Shit!" He muttered, stepping back and sucking his finger, "… I'm off." He sighed irritably and crossed his arms across his chest.

"Oh my gosh, are you okay?"

Chipp spun round, tensing. There was a girl standing in the trees looking concerned. "What do you want?"

She pouted, "I was just asking you were okay!" She cooed, coming over, "Let me have a look!"

"It's only a splinter, get lost."

"No, let me have a look!" She grabbed his hand.

"Get off of me!" He snatched it back, looking slightly more than aggravated now, "Get lost for God's sake!"

She giggled, rocking back on her heels, then squealing as a breeze caught her skirt and blew it up, "Whoopsy!"

Chipp rolled his eyes and turned away, "Get. Lost. How many times do I have to say it?" He snarled, making his way out of the clearing.

"You were trained by Tsuyoshi-sensei!"

"What?!" He froze, slowly turning round again, "What did you just say?!"

"Tsuyoshi-sensei trained me too!" She leant against a tree, folding her arms in a way that somehow managed to make her cleavage look bigger, "He said I was his BESTEST EVER student!"

Chipp snorted, "Whatever. He'd never train anyone as brainless as you!"

"I am not brainless!" Another gust of wind blew her skirt up and she giggled, trying to push it down.

"Please! You don't even dress properly! Stupid bint!"

She pouted again and stood up, "Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't fight!" She yelled, "That's so mean! And sexist!" She clenched her fists and drew her sword, "Me and the Chi-ken can beat you!"

"Oh yeah?" He eyed the giant sword, wondering if she could even swing it, "Bring it on!"

Sakura stood up straight and raised both her arms (while Chipp staggered at the continuity error and wondered where her sword had gone) and spun round, shimmering hair flowing out. Suddenly the Chi-ken appeared, but covered in purple ribbons and she snatched it, "Prepare yourself!" She said, all giggling now gone and though she was being serious she managed to look pretty. "I'm not going to hold back!" She twirled the Chi-ken and it turned into a katana. "I like to use my native weapon! Because I'm a ninja and Japanese!"

Chipp frowned, "Ninjas don't use katanas, stupid. They only do that in films and cartoons."

She glared back, "Yes they do! I saw it on The Last Samurai!"

"Those are samurais, genius, not ninjas!"

"Yeah well they do!" She huffed, "You just wait!" She ran at him with the katana, poised to strike. The ninja, however, didn't bother moving and his confidence was proved to be well-founded when she tripped up in her high heels. Struggling to her feet she flinched, "You're more powerful than I thought!"

He rolled his eyes in response, starting to walk away, "No shit, Sherlock." He answered, picking up the small bag he had hooked on a branch as he left.

"Hey! Where're you going?! I'll have to use my ultimate attack! HIKARI SEXY NO JUTSU RYUU POWWWWEEER!" Wings sprouted from her back, white and beautiful. They were so beautiful and elegant that they would have made any normal person's eyes bleed with joy.

"Hikari sexy no jutsu ryuu- what? What kind of shit is- oh."

The forest exploded.

Once the debris had settled, she looked up, eyes wide, "Omigosh I'm so sorry! I can't control my powers!" She cried out, falling to her knees, "Why am I cursed with such amazing beauty and power? Hey, where are you? Oh no I must have killed him!" She broke out into fresh sobs.

"You missed." Chipp materialized in front of her, expression a mixture of annoyed and disbelief and shook his head slowly, "Weirdo." He muttered, backing away, then teleported again.

Sakura sniffed again but seemed happier, staring at the space where Chipp had been standing a few moments earlier, "He's almost good enough at covering up his true feelings to fool me! Almost! He's so in love with me! I wonder…" Her eyes widened, "Omigosh… He must be… the one I was told about! The one just for me!"