Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Playful violence, cussing, and shonen/shoujo-ai. Character bashing as well. If you like Kairi, don't read.
Disclaimer: Sora, Riku, Kairi, and anything else Kingdom Hearts related is not mine. Don't sue, because I don't claim to own the game. Hoofamon is also not mine. He belongs to Ryoko-Pegasus. Use him without permission and Ryoko will sue.
Claimer: Ongereol, Ryushiimon, Yukimon, Kebekol, Nanashi, Nameless, Zander, and Solange all belong to me. They are my characters, and if you use them without permission, I will sue.
Summary: The three main characters of Kingdom Hearts suddenly find themselves in our world. Meanwhile, Solange (er, the authoress's character...) is playing matchmaker with Riku and Sora. Yesh, shonen-ai, whee!
A/N: Character Guide:
Ongereol and Ryushiimon are twins. They're both half Digimon.
Yukimon is half-Digimon.
Kebekol is half dragon demon.
Nanashi, Nameless, and Zander are my muses.
Solange is, well, me.
Chapter One - Nice of You to Drop In
"Solange, get up," came Rina's voice.
"Mmph."
"Come on, Solange."
"Hnnmmmm..."
"Now."
A sigh. "...Okay..." The blonde-haired girl sat up, rubbing sleep from her eyes. She stumbled into the bathroom and did what she had to, then flushed the toilet and got up. Walking back into her room, she rummaged through her clothes and put on jean capris, a T-shirt, and a fleece pullover over that. Then, putting socks and shoes on, she headed to the bathroom again. When her contacts were in and her hair was put up, she walked out to find her younger sister on the big chair near the couch and her mother on the computer.
"Morning," Solange said, hugging her mother.
"Good morning, honey," her mom said, and Solange winced just slightly at the nickname before going to load her backpack and get an orange. When she turned around to go the counter to cut it up, she lurched slightly in surprise, as there was a seventeen-year-old girl hovering above it.
Scowling, her arms crossed and her legs Indian-style, the half-Digimon creature eyed the younger blonde with critical eyes. Yukimon, or Yukiko, was wearing short, dark blue denim shorts with dark gold thread and a black belt woven through the belt loops. Her feet were bare. She had on a yellow tank top that set off the golden teardrop shapes underneath her amber eyes, which had white crescent-moon shaped pupils. She raised one sky-blue eyebrow and shook her head, making her earrings clink gently and sway as her long white hair moved.
"Do you ever wear anything else? Has it ever occurred to you to not wear a jacket?"
"No," Solange answered flatly, picking up a knife and slicing the orange. She wasn't in the mood for her friend's sass this morning. Yukimon was mean and sarcastic, and liked pushing Solange's buttons. Just then, a teenage boy walked in, yawning and ruffling his still-damp hair.
"Why the hell do you make me get up at this ungodly hour of the morning?" he griped irritably, reaching in and gulping down some milk straight out of its jug.
"Because we have to go to school. And stop it, Ongereol, that's rude," Solange answered, yanking it out of his hands and wiping the opening of the jug before putting it back in the refrigerator.
"Yes, and whoever drinks out of it next might suffocate from the fumes of his breath," Nanashi, Solange's muse, butted in as she strode into the room.
Ongereol made a face at Solange and flipped her muse off before sitting down at the kitchen table, his moist black hair shining in the lamplight. His fairly lanky body folded over, and his tall and toned frame lay still. It was obvious he was on the track team. His hair was neck-length and spiked up in the front but laid flat everywhere else. His closed eyes, when open, were glittering jade green and his skin showed his Native American heritage. It had reddish tints sometimes, and sported a long scar on his left leg. Standing up again and going to get something, and a slight limp showed.
Yukimon rolled her eyes. "I can't believe that someone who runs track would go and get his ankle hurt," she said, "but it being Ongereol, somehow I'm not surprised." Solange shook her head, but smiled a little as she grabbed some candy to take with her to school. Her younger sister had gotten a bunch at her Valentine's Day party last week, but oddly enough, she didn't like candy, so it was left for her family. Ongereol, who was also part Digimon, came back with his green trenchcoat on.
Sachiko looked at him. "You know, you look like Senpai with that on," she told him.
"Senpai?"
"Robert," she clarified.
"Oh, I know him," Yukimon butted in. "The hot one, right? The one with the Vash glasses?" Smiling a bit, shrugging, Solange nodded.
"That's the guy," she said, and left the kitchen. She entered her room, which was a mess, and grabbed her book before leaving again. Wondering where Ryushiimon was, she shrugged and went for the door.
"Mom, I'm leaving," she called, and Rina smiled.
"Okay. Have a good day," she told her daughter, hugging her.
"I will!" Solange promised with a smile, hugging her mom back before leaving. Yukimon and Ongereol would follow her shortly. As she walked, she took a detour to the other side of the road, the one without a sidewalk. It wasn't that she was stingy and didn't want to walk with the other people in her neighborhood, she was just shy and she liked walking through the dew-laden grass and wet dirt. It felt good, somehow, in the morning. Just then, another boy, but a seventeen-year-old, approached Solange from behind. She turned around, smiling, and waved.
"Hey Kebekol!" she called, waving, and the half-dragon demon smiled softly in return as he stopped running and started walking.
"Hi, Solange," he said shyly, adjusting his backpack so it didn't tangle with his shoulder-length hair. In human form, he wore a school uniform like Yugi Motou's, except it was dark green instead of blue. His flaming green-gold hair hung free as usual, combed and parted in the middle. His bronze-tinged bangs were hanging in his eyes, and one thick strand of hair was braided. He wore one necklace made of rope and had a ruby charm with the Japanese kanji symbol for 'hope' hanging on it. He had amber earrings in both ears, long, dangly ones that resembled Kunzite's in Sailor Moon. He stood at 5'9" tall and was lean but muscular, much like Malik is in Yu-Gi-Oh!. His swirly pupilless eyes were gray and his skin fair. One thick steel ring on his right middle finger gleamed dully and he walked with his head down, in a submissive pose. "You ready to run track this afternoon?"
The girl groaned. "Oh good Bob no," she said, adjusting her backpack, and snorted. "Stupid spawn of evilness. It should die!" She struck an angry/evil pose, her hanyou friend laughing as another person joined them.
"Solange!!! Kebekol!!! Guess what I did?!"
"Don't tell me; you found Mippit again?" Solange asked with a grin, not noticing Ongereol coming up behind her.
"No, silly, Ryushiimon-chan's already done that. She blew up the Empire State Building!" she pronounced, cackling and squealing as she leaped up and down.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Ongereol screeched, making Solange jump about five feet in the air and Kebekol nearly wet his pants. He ran up to his twin sister and shook her by the collar, and she turned blue as he knocked her to the ground.
"Let her go, dipshit, she didn't do anything," Yukimon said, calmly approaching the group of people, her eyes derisive.
"And how do you know that, Sherlock?!" Ongereol demanded, his head flinging up and glaring at the Digimon girl, Ryushiimon's collar still in his fists.
"One: I was with her, I would've known if she did. Two: we're in Florida. The Empire State Building is in New York." Ongereol sweatdropped and facefaulted as he slowly let his sister go, brushing himself off and laughing nervously. Solange rolled her eyes once and reached the bus stop, sitting down and pulling out her Gravitation manga, burying her face in it once again.
I wish they were real, she thought. It'd be better with them here. Glancing up, she then laughed inwardly as she thought, But I already live in an anime anyway... Nameless and Zander, her other two muses, had arrived and were watching Ryushiimon read her book on the history of sporks sideways. Meanwhile, Nanashi and Yukimon had gotten into a glaring spat, and Ongereol had Kebekol in a headlock for some reason. Just as Yukimon and Nanashi were beginning to spit insults at each other, which were bound to lead to a bloody fight, the bus decided to arrive.
Thank Bob, Solange sighed, and stood up. "People, come on, our bus finally decided to show itself." At her words, Nanashi, Nameless, and Zander boarded the bus (Nanashi knocking Zander to the ground in order to get on first), and the other four half-humans prepared to transform into their true forms and travel to school that way.
Just then, a droning sound pounded on all their ears. The ground began to shake, the four Digimon receding in alarm as Solange's neck hairs bristled.
"What the fu—"
Yukimon's rather vulgar question was cut off, and Ryushiimon gazed up in awe at the blinding light that had appeared in the sky.
"Shiny..."
Riku, Sora, and Kairi sat together on the beach, the last two on the branch of a tree, Riku leaning against the trunk, his muscular arms folded. The younger two chattered away as the fifteen-year-old glanced up at them, feeling an odd sensation in his chest at seeing Sora smiling – at Kairi. Looking back down at the ground, kicking slightly at a stone near his foot, the icy-haired teenager straightened and walked toward the ocean without a word to either of his companions.
"Riku? Where're you going?" a certain spiky-haired brunette asked, sitting up, watching his friend.
The other boy was quiet for a moment, and then he spoke at last. "I don't see the intelligence of just sitting here, talking, when our world is still in danger."
"But, Riku, we deserve a break once in a while," Kairi said in the normally perky voice that grated on Riku's ears like no other.
I didn't ask your opinion, he snarled silently in his mind. When I want it, I'll ask, neither of which is likely.
"She's right, you know, we have earned ourselves a nice vacation," Sora grinned, hopping down from the tree branch and approaching his friend, a smile still lingering on his face. Riku's jealous anger at Sora agreeing with the whelp struggled with his secret joy at feeling Sora approach him – smiling. At him. For him. The happiness quickly won, however, and stood quietly as his younger friend stopped beside him.
Kairi watching, the two boys stood quietly. Sora watched the sky, Riku kept his gaze focused on the sand and water beneath his feet as the girl slid off the tree limb and approached the males. As she stood behind them, Sora shielded his eyes and looked at the sun.
"What's that?" Riku and Kairi glanced up in unison; the latter looking at the same spot Sora was as Riku watched the brunette boy beside him.
A spot of brightness was separating itself from the orb of light hanging in the sky, and traveling towards the trio. As Sora, Kairi, and Riku watched the sunspot, two failed to notice that the ground was quaking somewhat under their feet. Riku, however, tensed in alarm and glanced at the earth, his eyes narrowed. Sora looked at him, concerned.
"Riku, what—"
A whining sound interrupted the Key Wielder, and the spot of light formed a beam. As it surrounded them, Sora immediately grabbed both his friends' arms and crouched down, Riku and Kairi forced to follow suit.
'Solange. It is your job to bring these two boys together.'
Solange frowned. What...? Turning to her four friends who hadn't boarded the bus, she asked, "Did you hear that?" As they all stared at her, the bus driver honked his horn, signaling Solange to hurry up and board before he left. As the startled girl turned and ran for the bus, a loud noise and many yelps distracted her.
Whipping around, her eyes widened to the size of saucers as she saw what was happening.
Ongereol was on the ground, pinned by two strangely dressed boys, one brown-haired and blue-eyed, the other silvery-locked and green-orbed. A girl was on top of the whole pile, dressed in a short skirt and tank top, and looked completely nonplussed.
The half-Digimon groaned. "Dammit, Hoofamon, if you gave me your luck—"
"Sora? Riku? Kairi?"
The three humans looked up at Solange, startled.
What was going on?
A/N: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! FEAR MY CLIFFHANGERS!!! FEAR THEM I SAY!!! HAHAHA!!! D
Zander: ...?
Nameless: oO
Nanashi: snort
Solange: XD I plan to get Chapter Two up soon! Stay tuned!
P.S. By the way, Hoofamon is my friend Ryoko-Pegasus's character. Read her story "Country Living" on this very site to figure out what Ongereol means by getting Hoofamon's luck. XD