Disclaimer: I don't own Jay and Silent Bob.

Ew. I pulled my feet up from the sticky movie theater floor and sighed. I don't even know why we come here anymore, considering there's a much better theater just a few miles away. But I guess its tradition.

We were watching a Jay and Silent Bob movie. It was really funny, in a weird way. The guys consisted of Brodie, Ryan, Axel, and Tyler. They never went to stupid movies unless the whole crew could come. Occasionally, they brought a girlfriend with them, but never a guy friend that wasn't a BRAT (the first letters of each of their names spell BRAT, and they think that's the coolest thing ever).

"So, are you and Brodie together?" Ryan asked. He was the ladies' man of the BRATs. He usually had a girl with him, but tonight he didn't.

"Nah," I said.

"You totally should be. He's crushed on you forever," he said. Brodie was on the other side of me. I checked to see if he could hear, but he was talking with Axel and Tyler.

I considered telling him about Brodie and me, but if I did, word would get around to Jake and I'd be mortified forever. I just got some popcorn out of his bucket and ate some. He threw a small handful at me. Brodie turned around and saw our little popcorn war. I stopped as soon as I saw him.

"I'm gonna get some more gummy bears. Anybody want anything?" he said just loud enough for all of us to hear. Ryan and I shook our heads no; Axel and Tyler practically made out a shopping list for him. Ryan and I let Brodie out. When he was out of earshot, Tyler and Axel moved over to us.

"You should totally get with Brodie," Axel said. He was always the blunt one. He was really nice and cool though. He plays alto sax in band.

"You know he likes you. You should stop going out with Jake," Tyler said.

"Why isn't Hannah here?" I asked, trying to get the guys off topic.

"She doesn't like Jay and Silent Bob. I think they're genius," he explained.

"Dude, they're beyond genius," Axel said. I was immediately relieved. They started talking about how great Jay and Silent Bob are. Brodie came back with his arms full of snacks. I helped him unload them.

"Thanks," he said. I noticed he spilled a little bit of soda on his shirt when he was carrying them.

"Come here, let's get that off your shirt. You don't want to be all sticky, do you?" I said. I took his hand and took him out of the auditorium. I went into the bathroom and came back out with a wet paper towel.

"Hey, that's gonna make my shirt wetter," he said, but he let me clean up the mess anyway. I tossed the towel into a trashcan and started to go back into the auditorium.

"Why do you care so much about me?" he asked. I stopped and turned back to him.

"I just like you so much," I responded.

"You're not embarrassed by me, are you?" he asked. He looked worried.

I went up to him and hugged him around the neck. He hesitated for a second, then put his hands around my waist.

"I could never be embarrassed by someone I love so much, Brodie," I said. I wasn't even worried that he would stop liking me since I said I loved him. He's not like that.

"Darcy, I've never said this to anyone, and I know I mean it. I love you, Darcy."

I was surprised. At that exact moment, I realized it was true for me too.

"I love you too, Brodie," I said. We kissed, then heard applause. A few people were watching us. I hadn't noticed, and I didn't plan to stop just because people saw us.

Jake. Why do I have to ruin perfect moments by thinking about him?

I pulled away shyly. He looked at me, confused.

"I have to take care of some things before we go any further. I'm so sorry. I really do love you, Brodie." The movie ended and the few people that were in there came out. Brodie and I were still in that hug.

"I KNEW YOU TWO WERE TOGETHER!" Ryan shouted. His expression was filled with happiness.

"Don't get too excited, honey," a woman with an expensive-looking bag commented as she entered the auditorium. In the back of my mind, I was agreeing with her.

The ending isn't too good, sorry. Review pleeeeease!