AK: hello people, yes I'm new. but please be easy on me.
Sasuke: shut up. Yea Keashi is a real bitch.
AK: HEY WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!?!?
Sasuke: I let myself in...
AK: Get... The... Fuck.. OUT! GET OUT SASUGAY!
Sasuke: ...
AK: Yes, I just love to bash Sasugay, I do not own Naruto or any of the songs in here.
The rookie 9, Gai's team, and the Sand sibs were going to a kareoke(sp?) bar. "Okay,were here." Naruto said as he opened the door. They all sat down at tables or booths, "Who's gonna go first?" Sakura Said looking around the room."Stop whining... I'll go." Sasuke walked up to the stage. The music to Cold by Crossfade started.
Looking back at me I see
That I never really got it right
I never stopped to think of you
I'm always wrapped up in
Things I cannot win
You are the antidote that gets me by
Something strong
Like a drug that gets me high
Chorus x2:
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am
I never meant to be so cold
To you I'm sorry about all the lies
Maybe in a different light
You could see me stand on my own again
Cause now i can see
You were the antidote that got me by
Something strong like a drug that got me high
Chorus x2
I never meant to be so cold
I never really wanted you to see
The screwed up side of me that I keep
Locked inside of me so deep
It always seems to get to me
I never really wanted you to go
So many things you should have known
I guess for me theres just no hope
I never meant to be so cold
Chorus x2
"..." Everyone was amazed. Out of nowhere the Akatsuki gang walks in.(A/N: YOU MUST READ MY PROFILE TO FIND OUT ABOUT ONE OR TWO OF THESE OC'S!)" Itachi..." Sasuke looked pissed. "Damn this is messed up." Keashi(A/N: sorry but Keashi is one of my OC's) said as she looked around."This will be intresting..." Itachi smirked. "DIE ITACHI!!!!!" Sasuke charged at Itachi." Now, now children stop with the playing around and sit down." Sasori looked at the scene before him." What did you say?" Itachi looked at the red head will murderous eyes. "Nothing." Was his reply. " Fuck this is pissin' me off, I'm gonna go sing." Keashi said as she walked up to the stage. "Oh and Sasuke, listen to this song." She said into the mike. The music to Me, Myself and I by Beyonce started.
All the ladies if you feel me, help me sing it out...
I can't believe i believed
Everything we had would last
So young and naive for me to think
She was from your past
Silly of me to dream of
One day having your kids
Love is so blind
It feels right when it's wrong
I can't believe i fell for your schemes
I'm smarter than that
So young and naive to believe that with me
You're a changed man
Foolish of me to compete
When you cheat with loose women
It took me some time but now i moved on
Cuz i realized i got
Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
So controlling , you said that you love me
But you don't
Your family told me one day
I would see it on my own
Next thing i know i'm dealing
With your three kids in my home
Love is so blind
It feels right when it's wrong
Now that it's over
Stop calling me
Come pick up your clothes
Ain't no need to front like you're still with me
All your homies know
Even your very best friend
Tried to warn me on the low
It took me some time
But now i am strong
Because i realized i got
Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Me myself and i
I know that i will never disappoint myself
I must have cried a thousand times
All the ladies if you feel me
Help me sing it now
I can't regret all the times spent with you
Ya, you hurt me
But i learned a lot along the way
After all the rain
You'll see the sun come out again
I know that i will never disappoint myself
"Wow..." Sasuke, Naruto, Lee, Neji, Kiba, Shino,Shikamaru, Choji, Kankuro, and even Gaara said." I thought I had me, myself and I but now I don't." Keashi said as she walked of the stage and back to the booth."That was great Keashi." Sasori said. "Thank you Sasori." She blushed a little." Yeah, Keashi-chan that was a great song, yeah" Diedara said." Okay, who's next?" Temari wondered."I'll go, plus I really want Sasuke to hear this song." Sakura got up and said something into the mike."Hey, Sasuke listen up to this song." The pink haired kinoichi said. The music to Enough Cryin' by Mary J. Blige was heard.
1st Verse:
Cause um
The sex was good
You had my mind
And I
I let you
Come back
Every time
You would
Violate
And cross
The line
And you
Knew that I
Would be
The type
To always
Wait so patiently
Thinkin'
You was comin'
Home to me
Well
Damn, I never heard
The keys
Or
Felt ya taps
Sayin' are
You sleep
Rewind that!
Cause um
The sex was good
You had my mind
And I
I let you
Come back
Every time
You would
Violate
And cross
The line
And you
Knew that I
Would be
The type
To always
Wait so patiently
Thinkin'
You was comin'
Home to me
Well
Damn, I never heard
The keys
Or
Felt ya taps
Sayin' are
You sleep
Chorus:
Don't wanna
Play house
No more
So dumb
To think
You gon'
Marry me
I got to be out
My mind
To think I
Need someone
To carry me
I've done enough
Cryin', cryin', cryin'
(Cryin', cryin', cryin')
It's time to say
Bye, bye, bye
It's time I
Do something
For me
2ND Verse:
It's time
I choose
My clothes
Choose my friends
Be with my family
They been asking
Girlfriend
Where you been?
We ain't seen
You in weeks
Been chasin'
This fool around
Thinkin' he gon'
Hold me down
I would
Follow his lead
Thinkin' I would
Be the one
He keep around
What I needed
Not ya finance
And all that
I needed
Real commitment
I really couldn't see it
Not the real man
You said you would be
In this relationship
So many men
Think all
A girl needs
Is to be sold
A dream
But I won't
Fall for it
Repeat Chorus 1x
Bridge:
Don't wanna
Play house no more
You treat me wrong
Tired of you
Playin' me
I been lookin'
At the front door
This ain't yours
So let me do me
Don't wanna
Play house no more
No more
Tired of you
Playin' me
I've done enough
Cryin', cryin', cryin'
It's time
I do
Something for Me
Brook's Rap:
You turned ya back
And back
I came runnin'
But the simple
Fact is
That you
Ain't want me
I done enough
Lyin' and cryin'
To myself
Nothin' left
To do but move
What else
Can I do but leave?
I believed that you would marry me
But now I gotta breeze
I be's with LT
When you come
To ya senses
But then
It's too late
That's always
How it be
Catch me
With the B's
On the wheels
Giuseppe on the heels
Shoulda Marc Jacob
Fe Fe bag me
When you had me
Next dude
Will gladly
Pick up
Where you left off
Ice me
Wife me
You ain't gon'
Have me
Mary
Cryin', cryin', cryin'
(Cryin', cryin', cryin')
It's time to say
Bye, bye, bye
It's time I
Do something
For me
Repeat Chorus 2x
"Wow, not as good as Keashi's though." Sasuke looked up at Sakura as she sat down next to Naruto." Sasuke... I really have done enough cryin', you come back to Konoha and try to get me with you, I don't think so, your the fool I've been chasin' around, but no anymore" Sakura said, glaring at Sasuke.
AK: GO SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: ... What the fuck was with that?
Sasuke: Hey, Keashi, QUIT FUCKIN' BASHIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!
AK: NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FUN TO BASH SASUGAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke & Sakura: ... Oo
Diedara: Don't mind them readers, yeah.
AK: DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW!!! I'M TRYIN' TO HELP KONOHA'S KAGE AND BEEP BLOW UP OUR SCHOOL!!!
Itachi: ... Okay...?
AK: Damn it, it didn't work, TT
Sasori: Oh well, oh and Keashi, stop listening to R&B.
AK: Why? I'm just listening to Goin' Crazy by Natalie.
Itachi: ...
Diedara: ...
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: ...
AK: ...
Gaara: Okay we get it stop.
Everyone except Gaara: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!
Gaara: Just a few minuties ago.
AK: ... Just to piss off Sasugay and Itachi, I'm gonna play Kiss The Girl by Ashley Tisdale.
Itachi: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: ... What's so wrong about that song?
AK: Someone on made an Incest AMV playing that song.
Sasuke: ... What is the incest? Sabakucest? Hyuugacest?
Gaara: That... Is... Sick...
AK: No. Uchihacest.
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AK: AND ITACHI WAS PLAYING THE ROLE AS THE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara, Sakura, Sasori, Diedara: ... Ew ... Oo
AK: Review, but please be easy on me not that many flames please, I burn easily.