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Hiya! Last time Jason and John defended their titles against three teams in succession and came out with the win only for Christian and Tyson Tomko to show up and make a challenge for Armageddon, we rejoin the action just two days before the event. Will the Cena's gain a measure of revenge? What other tricks does Captain Charisma have in store for them? Let's find out!
Here We Go!
Brotherly Hate-Chapter Forty Three-AbandonedChristian stood behind the curtain waiting for his music to hit, his mind was still on the beat down he and Tomko had given the Cena brothers the week before, he laughed, that plan couldn't have gone any better, who would have thought that the same night he and Tomko made the challenge, the Cena's would go through three teams? It was as though they wanted to make it easy for him! His music hit and he strutted through the curtain and out into the arena, the Minneapolis crowd was giving him a very unflattering reception but he shrugged it off, in two days time he would be in his hometown, and the reception he'd receive from all his 'peeps' there would be totally reversed. He entered the ring and grabbed a mic.
"Greetings to all my peeps in Minneapolis!" Small cheers, but a lot of boo's. "Now, since me and Tomko made the challenge to the Cena's, I've been getting a lot of trash talking from their fans, 'You can't beat them! They're on a roll!' That's true, since they got those titles they have been on a roll, BUT, looking at their records, I've discovered one thing, as a team they have only ever lost one match, and that one match was against the team of Orlando Jordan, and Captain Charisma himself! And who was the one who got the pin on the Cena's? It was ME! I pinned the then WWE champion John Cena! And a few weeks later I pinned Jason Cena in a singles match!"
He paused for a moment as the endings of the matches played on the screen before continuing.
"Anyway, you may bring up the fact that John Cena then defeated me twice in less than a week, fine, that's true, but one of those matches was no DQ, and in the other he had his brother, the weak link, come out and help him! But let's face it, I beat the Cena's when they first teamed up, I was the first person to defeat Jason Cena one-on-one, hell, Jason Cena has NEVER defeated me! I've heard people make a big deal of the kid just cause he got to the final of the 'Deadly Games' tournament, but if he'd faced me, he wouldn't have got past the first round! I would have wiped the mat with…"
Jason's music hit and the teen came out with Mara and stood on the aisleway, Christian smiled.
"Oh, the man himself! I'm glad you came kid cause I wanted to talk to you, come on down".
Jason stayed at the top of the aisleway, fearing another sneak attack by Tomko; Christian seemed to read his mind.
"Oh, I get it, you think that if you come down here then Tomko is gonna take you out right? Don't worry, you have my word, for what it's worth, that Tomko is not gonna come out and attack you alright? I swear".
Jason cautiously came down to the ring, Christian even grabbed another mic and handed it to him before continuing.
"Anyway as I was saying, I'm glad you've come out here, do you remember No Mercy? When we had that little conversation outside the trainer's room? I said that I hoped that I would be the one who has the pleasure of taking that title from you, and in two days time, I'm gonna do just that, face it kid, you cannot beat me! You have never beat me, and you never will beat me, in two days time Tyson Tomko and Captain Charisma take the WWE tag titles home to Canada! Becau…"
"Whoa! Hang on there CLB!" Interrupted Jason. "It's true, I've never beaten you, but when titles are involved, all bets are off, and this Sunday there's gonna be no JBL to interfere in our matches, so I don't care if every Canadian in that building is screaming for my blood! Because this Sunday, me and John are gonna run through you, run through Tomko, hell, we'll even run through the entire damn population of Toronto! This Sunday you're gonna get what you got coming to you courtesy of Jason Cena, and, to borrow a phrase from my good friend Shawn Michaels, if you ain't down with that, then I got two words for ya!"
"There you go again! Ripping off DX to get yourself over, now we can talk about Armageddon all we want, but as far as tonight goes, both of us, we're gonna have ourselves some warm up matches, me and Tomko are facing Miz and Spanky, once we're done killing those two jobbers, we're gonna sit back and watch you and John take on a team of our choosing, but don't worry, you're not gonna have to wait long, now, you're opponents for later on tonight, The Gymini!"
The Gymini's music hit and they came out to the ring with Simon Dean, Jason stared at Christian and turned to the aisleway to meet them, this allowed Christian to jump him and set him up for the Unprettier, Jason pushed him away and knocked him down, Simon Dean entered the ring and tried to nail Jason but the teen knocked him down as well, Jason turned to the Gymini but was met with a double clothesline, the Gymini stomped away at him and threw him to the corner, one of them hit a running splash, as did the second, Jason staggered out of the corner and one of them lifted him up and dropped him across his brother's knee, the two picked him up and hit the cross trainer, Christian laughed and shook hands with Simon Dean before taunting Jason some more.
"Well kid, I kept my word, Tyson Tomko didn't jump you, so enjoy the rest of the night, I know I will, Because That's… HOW I ROLL!"
He dropped the mic on Jason's body and got out of the ring.
Once Jason had managed to stagger backstage he sought out his brother.
"Where were you?" He yelled.
"Sorry bro', I was with Teddy, he told me about the match with the Gymini tonight".
Jason stared at him before he sat down, his hands went to his ribs and he gasped for air.
"Please don't tell me you've broke a rib".
"I haven't, I just had the air knocked out of me, that tends to happen when two three hundred pound guys splash you in a corner".
"Don't snap at me! It's not my fault you decided to go fight Christian instead of waiting to see who we had tonight".
Before Jason could reply Miz and Spanky came over to the two brothers.
"You alright Jason?" Asked Spanky. "That looked pretty brutal, and I should know, the amount of times I've had to face those guys".
"I'm alright man, what about you? Ready to take on CLB and Tomko".
"Oh yeah" said Miz. "Me and Spanky are gonna show those guys just who the jobbers round here are… Scotty and Funaki of course".
"I heard that!" Yelled Scotty from across the room, Miz shrugged and turned back to Jason.
"Anyway, good luck against those guys tonight, now we gotta go".
"Yeah, no problem, good luck to you guys as well".
Meanwhile Christian, Tomko, Simon Dean and the Gymini were talking in the corridor.
"Thanks again for getting the suspension on these guys lifted" said Dean.
"Well, I didn't really get it lifted, if you want your boys to come back, then they have to win tonight".
"I thought there was a reason why it was non-title".
"Forget about the non-title thing, just focus on beating the Cena's, besides, if you win, me and Tomko will give you first shot at us".
"We will?"
"Yes we will Tyson" said Christian through gritted teeth. "Now c'mon, let's go kill the jobbers".
Christian and Tomko were already in the ring when Spanky's music hit and he came out with Miz and their new manager Ashley, no sooner had they got in the ring then Tomko ran forward and blasted Miz with a big boot knocking him down and out, Ashley quickly ran to his side while Christian hammered away on Spanky, he whipped him and tried a clothesline but Spanky ducked and hit a flying forearm, Tomko came in and tried another big boot but he ducked and hit a dropkick, Tomko didn't go down so he hit another, Tomko still didn't go down so he tried a whip, it was countered but he came off the ropes with a flying headscissor, he quickly went for sliced bread number two but Tomko escaped, Spanky landed on his feet behind him but Christian came in and hit the Unprettier. He covered but pulled Spanky up at two, he tagged Tomko in and held Spanky up for the Problem Solver to hit another big boot, Tomko covered, and got the three.
Christian and Tomko started celebrating but the CLB saw Miz still down on the outside and told Tomko to go get him, Ashley tried to protect him but Tomko merely shoved her down and rolled Miz into the ring, Christian picked him up and quickly dropped him with another Unprettier, the two stood tall then Christian told Tomko to head backstage, while the Problem Solver left Christian went and joined Michael Cole and Tazz at the announce table, he shrugged off the verbal abuse he was getting from Cole and got himself comfortable, he was going to enjoy the next match.
The Gymini's music hit and Simon Dean led them out to the ring trying to pump them up for the match, not that he needed to, they knew what they had to do, they got in the ring and Dean grabbed a mic with the intention of shilling his 'Simon System' but John's music interrupted him before he could even open his mouth and the brothers came sprinting down to the ring! The Gymini were there to meet them and the two teams brawled to kick off the match, the Gymini overpowered the brothers and tried to whip them only for both Cena's to catch them with flying shoulders to knock them down, the Cena's then grabbed a Gymini each and threw them to the outside right in front of Christian, the referee grabbed John and tried to get him out of the ring while Dean came round to help his team up only for Jason to come flying over the top onto all three of them! He got back up to his feet and posed for the crowd before diving over the announce table and attacking Christian! He hammered away on the CLB to Michael Cole's delight but the Gymini grabbed him and slammed him into the ring apron, the referee was still distracted by John so Christian came over and gave Jason a cheap shot before returning to commentary while one of the Gymini rolled Jason into the ring.
Jason quickly tried to crawl across the ring and tag John but one of the twins stopped him, he picked the teen up and whipped him before catching him with a powerslam for a two-count, he quickly got up and slammed Jason before hitting an elbow drop and tagging in his brother, they whipped Jason and hit a double spinebuster for a two-count, the Gymini in the ring then hit a running powerslam for another two. Jason tried to fight his way up but the Gymini member hit a one-handed spinebuster to end that, he picked Jason up over his head and backed towards the corner, his brother slapped his shoulder to tag himself in and he dropped Jason across his knee, the Gymini member then hit a legdrop for another two, he then gave John a cheap shot, the older Cena jumped in the ring unintentionally distracting the referee, this allowed the Gymini to beat Jason down behind his back and Dean hit a forearm from the middle-rope, a Gymini covered Jason for another two-count.
The Gymini tagged his brother in and the two whipped Jason into a corner, one of them tried a running splash but Jason moved! The second Gymini tried a splash but Jason moved again and he hit his brother! He backed out of the corner in shock and Jason hit a reverse DDT! Both Gymini were down and Jason began crawling to his corner, he was halfway there when Christian charged round the ring and pulled John down, he went for a right hand but John blocked and began hammering away on him up the aisle, however this left Jason with no one to tag, John continued to beat on Christian and knocked him through the curtain, Jason was using the ropes to pull himself up and called for John to come back, John stared at the ring, then at the curtain, then he took off after Christian! Jason was now left with no partner!
The teen pulled himself to his feet and began yelling for John to come back, Simon Dean looked like his birthdays had all come at once and the Gymini were looking at each other with evil grins on their faces, Jason slowly turned to face them, they charged him and he began wildly throwing punches but was quickly beat down. The Gymini whipped Jason and hit a double elbow, they then grabbed his arms and legs and threw him into the air before letting him crash to the mat, one of them covered for a two-count, he picked Jason up and tagged his brother in, they whipped Jason into a corner and both hit big splashes on the teen in the corner followed by a suplex, on of them hit a legdrop for a two-count. The two picked Jason up and whipped him, they went for a double elbow but the teen ducked and hit a flying clothesline, he lay on the mat for a moment then nipped up, he met both members of the Gymini with right hands, he gave one of them a neckbreaker then hit the other with a powerslam for a two-count, the Gymini pulled themselves up in opposite corners and Jason gave one a stinger splash! Then the other! He clotheslined the first one out of the ring then caught the second with a shining wizard for another two-count, the other Gymini came back but Jason gave him a superkick and hit his twin with the impaler! He didn't cover but went to the top-rope and went for a frog splash… and got it! He covered but the second Gymini tried to break it up but Jason moved and he ended up hitting a big splash on his brother!
Jason clotheslined one Gymini out of the ring and climbed to the top, he waited for the other one to stand and went for a cross-body but the Gymini caught him, he went for a slam but Jason slipped behind him and set him up for a reverse DDT, his brother came in and Jason set him up for a regular DDT and dropped both of them! He then hit the ropes, made the DX sign, and hit the Five-Knuckle-Shuffle; he prepared to give one of them the F-U but Simon Dean came in the ring, he charged Jason but the teen ducked and lifted him up before giving him the F-U over the top to the outside! He turned to the Gymini only to bet met with a kick to the stomach and the cross trainer! One of the Gymini covered… and got the three!
The two Gymini rolled to the outside to celebrate with Simon Dean, while they were doing so Tyson Tomko came down to the ring, he waited for Jason to stand, then ran through him with the big boot! He laughed and went to pick Jason up but John came charging down to the ring! Tomko bailed and ran up the aisle, Christian met him at the top and the two stared down John and the unconscious Jason.
End of ChapterSo there ya go! Coming up: Armageddon! What condition will Jason be in? Will Christian have more tricks up his sleeve? Who will leave as WWE tag team champions? Find out next time!
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