AK: I'm sorry for my reviewers that wanted me to update yesterday.

Sasuke: ...

AK: I went to my uncle's house and I tried to update there but his computer was acting stupid and wouldn't let me copy and paste the lyrics of the songs I used in this chapter. Oh and I want to thank my reviewer,Sae, for correcting me for spelling Deidara's name right.

Naruto, Sakura: WE WANNA KNOW WHO THE SURPRISE APPERENCE IS!

Gaara: Yeah, get on with it and stop listening to Imaginary by Evanecanse

AK: Then Gaara... SAY IT!

Gaara: FINE THEN! Akatsuki Keashi does not own Naruto.


"Okay, SOMEONE GO ALREADY!" Naruto and Kankuro shouted."SHUT UP YOU TWO!" Temari yelled on the top of her lungs. The door opens and they all see a 6-year-old girl walk in. "What the hell?" Sakura said as the girl walked over to Keashi."How come you were so long?" The girl Akatsuki member asked."Sorry Nii-san,(A/N: Please correct me if I'm wrong.)I ran into some rain nins on my way here." The little girl said looking up into Keashi's eyes."It's okay Kai, the good thing is that your safe." Keashi told the little blue haired girl."Ah, I see your sister made it." Itachi said as he finally saw her."Hey, Nii-san can I go sing?" Kai asked."Sure, go ahead." Kai's sister replyed.The little girl walked up to the stage and took the mike. I Don't Need A Man by The Pussycat Dolls played.

I see you looking at me
Like I got something for you
And the way that you stare
Don't you dare
'Cause I'm not about to
Just give it on up to you
'Cause there are some things I won't do
And I'm not afraid to tell you
I don't ever want to leave you confused

The more you try
The less I bite
And I don't have to think it through
You know if I'm into you

I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
I don't need a man to make me feel good
I get off doing my thing
I don't need a ring around my finger
To make me feel complete
So let me break it down
I can get off when you ain't around
Oh!

You know I got my own life
And I bought everything that's in it
So if you want to be with me
It ain't all about the bling you bringing
I want a love that's for real
And without that then no deal
And baby I don't need a hand
If it only wants to grab one thing

The more you try
The less I bite
And I don't have to think it through
You know if I'm feeling you

I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
I don't need a man to make me feel good
I get off doing my thing
I don't need a ring around my finger
To make me feel complete
So let me break it down
I can get off when you ain't around

Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Repeat 4X

I don't need a
I don't need a man, I don't
I don't need a man
I'll get me through
'Cause I know I'm fine
I feel brand new

I don't need a
I don't need a man, I don't
I don't need a man
I'll make it through
'Cause I know I'm fine
Without you!

I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
I don't need a man to make me feel good
I get off doing my thing
I don't need a ring around my finger
To make me feel complete
So let me break it down
I can get off when you ain't around
Oh!

I don't need a man (I'm over you)
I don't need a man (I'm over you)
I don't need a man
(I'm without you)
(I'm over you)

I don't need a man
I don't need a man
I don't need a man

"That was great Kai!" Keashi shouted and cheered for her sister. "I don't need a man just yet Nii-san." Kai told Keashi. "Oh, Sasuke I have the perfect song for you to sing." Naruto whispered the song to Sasuke. "Fine." The younger Uchiha got up and walked to the stage and took the mike. The song Perfect by Simple Plan(1.) started.

Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that
I'm alright
And you can't change me

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

"Okay..." Itachi randomly said. Sasuke walks off the stage, wiping tears coming out of his eyes. "OH MY FUCKING GOD, IS THE GREAT SASUKE UCHIHA CRYING!" Neji, Naruto, and Lee yelled. "Nevermind..." Sasuke continued to wipe away the tear falling down his face. You could hear all the Akatsuki members that were there laughig their asses off. " Oh... God... I... can't breathe!" Keashi and Kai said clutching their stoumchs(sp?). "Wow... I didn't know Sasuke still cried..." Itachi said looking up at the ceiling.


(1.) Yes, I love this song and I wanted Sasugay to sing it because it fit his and his fathers relationship.(Like they had one)

AK: Yay! Another chapter done!

Sasuke: Why did you make me sing Perfect?

AK: CAN YOU READ!

Sasuke: Oh, nevermind, now I need to go be emo...

Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Naruto, Gaara, Sakura, AK: ... O.o

AK: Hey! Itachi, Deidara, Sasori! You guys need to go watch The Real Akatsuki on Deidara, Sasori: OMFG! NOOO!

AK: LMFAO! Why don't you guys like it?

Itachi, Deidara, Sasori: BECAUSE THEY 1.) MADE DEIDARA LOOK LIKE A BITCH, 2.) MADE SASORI SAY, 'Quit your bitching' TO DEIDARA ALL THE FUCKING TIME, 3.) MADE KISAME SAY THAT ITACHI LOVES RESPECTS HIM, AND 4.) MADE ITACHI DO A LOT OF PORNO STUFF!

Naruto, Ssakura, Sasuke, Gaara: ... EWWWW

AK: ... Yeah! I know! THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY!

Gaara: Please readers, R&R, or else Keashi will kill Bikiru and I