Proluge
It was seventh year for Hermione, Ron, and Harry. In an attempt to save their education Hermione persuaded them to go back to Hogwarts. And (here's the surprise) it worked! Few things had changed over the summer. Some for the good, most for the worst. The good were:
1. Harry and Ginny reunited
2. The Order had let some new recruits join (Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Ginny, Luna, Neville, Hermione, and a man that only Harry could know; he refuses to tell)
And the bad:
1. Ron and Hermione got together
2. Then broke up
3. Then got together (must I continue)
4. Then broke up
5. Then got together
6. Then broke up (Now I refuse to continue)
7. Then got together
8. Then broke up (If you don't get it now go get a cat scan)
9. Hermione cried
10. Ron got hit in the head with a rock (don't ask)
Draco's summer, well …let me start again. Draco's summer……OK there is no avoiding the fact. Draco's summer was the worst, no it was the worst of worst summer's. It was so bad that death looked like an enormous barrel of sunshine. That is saying something. I mean Draco has had some terrible summer (every summer) but this topped every single summer put together topped with nut, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, sprinkles, and the whole shabang. Let start from begining:
1. beating
a) 3 times a day
b) cruico 1 time a day
c) pain 24/7
2. meals
a) never
b) never in a million years
c) (I mean it) NEVER EVER
3. death
a) only in his dreams
4. suicide
a) always on his mind
5. murder
a) already committed
6. escape
a) currently working on it
b) still in need of the following:
aa) spoon
bb) fork
cc) knife
dd) turkey
ee) (oh yeah, for the escape) nothing
I guess I should cut to the chase. Draco escaped, with only his wit (I know unbelievable, but true).
Every thing went brandy dandy as the trio, and newly added Ginny, entered the train, the carriages, school, safely on the rainest night most will every see. Just until
the speech where our story begins.