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Hello again and welcome back to the Fanfic which pledges support to the 'Don't Fire Eric!' campaign. Last time we saw Jason and Shawn go at it one more time and Jason left with the win thanks to John, the teen was then drawn as number one in the rumble, number two was none other than 'The Game' Triple H, how will Jason fair? Let's find out!
Here We Go!
Brotherly Hate-Chapter Fifty-The RumbleJason stared down 'The Game' all the way to the ring; inside his heart was pounding, of all people Triple H? He really pissed off someone upstairs recently, Triple H entered the ring, the bell rang and Jason prepared to fight, H however, seemed content to talk.
"So you're Jason Cena huh? I've heard good things about you".
"Thanks… and who might you be?"
Triple H smirked. "A sense of humour too, or did Shawn kick out a couple of your brain cells?"
"A little from column A, a little from column B".
"Ha, I'll give you credit kid, anyone who beats the hell out of Shawn Michaels is alright with me".
"We gonna keep talking? Or get something done?"
"If you insist" replied 'The Game' before slapping Jason across the face, the teen reeled then turned back to him grinning.
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
Triple H slapped him again on the other side of the face, Jason laughed and went face-to-face with him, they stared each other down then began brawling. Jason backed H into a corner and whipped him across the ring, he charged but Triple H came out of the corner with a clothesline, 'The Game' whipped Jason but the teen reversed it and lowered his head only for H to drive Jason's head into his knee, he charged but Jason sidestepped and Triple H almost went over the top! He just stopped himself on the apron and turned to see Jason tapping the side of his head, he got back in and charged again but Jason ducked and hit an x-factor, he then hit the Five-Knuckle-Shuffle, he went for the F-U but H escaped and went for the Pedigree! Jason countered it into a backdrop and H again just managed to avoid going over the top. Jason came over and H kicked him in the gut and tried to suplex him over the ropes but Jason reversed it and brought him back in, he whipped H but it was reversed, he ducked an elbow, then a clothesline but on the third try H caught him with a knee, he then mounted the teen and punched away as the clock counted down to reveal…
"Kenny! Johnny! Mitch! Nicky! Mikey!"
H, who had been pounding away on Jason throughout the countdown, stopped in mid punch.
"What the…"
"And we are… The Spirit Squad!"
The five male cheerleaders came out to the ring with their cheer equipment, Mikey even had a trampoline, H looked at the situation then pulled Jason to his feet.
"What are you doing?" Asked the teen.
"I may be 'The Game' but even I can't beat five guys" replied H as the Squad surrounded the ring, instinctively Jason and H went back-to-back, as four of the five Squad, Mitch was yelling encouragement, hopped in over the top right into the firing line, Jason ran forward and took out Nicky and Johnny while H knocked down Kenny and Mikey, they then swapped and repeated the process, soon the numbers game got two much and Jason and H found themselves being pounded in opposite corners, the teen by Mikey and Kenny, 'The Game' by Johnny and Nicky, the Squad whipped them towards each other but H ducked and Jason jumped over him before both double clotheslined the Squad members waiting for them. Mitch had seen enough and jumped in, he nailed both Jason and H in the backs an challenged them, the two both nailed him with punches then threw him over the top to be eliminated, Jason taunted him then turned round to be met with a kick to the stomach and the Pedigree! H stood over him then the four remaining Squad members took him out, thy each grabbed a limb and threw him in the air, the went to do the same to Jason but Kenny had an idea.
"The ropes!"
The squad complied and they dragged Jason to the ropes before trying the same tactic they had on H, the teen flew over them but just managed to stop himself before he hit the floor, he rolled back in and began wildly swinging at each Squad member, Johnny went for the Johnny-Go-Round kick but Jason ducked and he nailed Nicky! Jason then grabbed him while H got up and grabbed Nicky and they both ended up on the outside, Jason then turned on H and dropped him with the F-U, the clock began counting down as the two remaining Squad members, Kenny and Mikey nailed Jason with a double clothesline, the clock ran out and next was… Finlay.
The Irishman slowly walked to the ring, the two squad members were the only ones standing in the ring, his hand tightened on the shillelagh he had behind his back, he entered the ring and Mikey charged him but received a shillelagh across the skull! He went down and rolled out under the bottom rope, Kenny charged and Finlay tried again but he caught the blow only to receive a boot to the gut and some uppercuts to send him back into a corner, Finlay followed and gave him a few more uppercuts before whipping him and catching him with a powerslam. Jason was now up and the two stared each other down before exchanging right hands, Finlay gained the advantage and Jason retreated to a corner, Finlay charged but Jason got his boot up, the Irishman reeled away right into Triple H who kicked him the stomach and set him up for the Pedigree but Jason came out of the corner and hit him with a superkick, Finlay thanked Jason by nailing him round the head then hitting him with the Celtic Cross, Finlay looked around for someone else to beat up then Mikey returned to the fight, he ran forward, hit the trampoline on the outside, cleared the top-rope and hit Finlay with a bulldog! Everyone bar Mikey was down as the clock hit zero to reveal number five… Snitsky.
The big man marched his way to the ring with a purpose, Mikey charged him as he got in but received a big boot for his troubles, Kenny got up and tried the same but also ran into Snitsky's boot, H was next, he avoided the boot but was on the receiving end of a sidewalk slam, then Finlay got up and began hammering away on Snitsky, he tried a whip but it was reversed and he ran into the boot as well, Jason tried to get up but received a boot before he could get any offence in. Snitsky stood tall then H got up and ran forward he clotheslined Snitsky down and pounded away on him, he tried a whip into a corner but it was reversed and he staggered out of it into… a big boot. Both Spirit Squad members were up and they both started double teaming Snitsky, nothing they did would knock him down so he went for a double clothesline, they avoided it and hit him with a double dropkick that did knock him down as the timer hit zero again for the next man… Paul Birchill.
The wrestling pirate wasted little time in hitting the ring, he ran through both Squad members with a double clothesline and hit Snitsky with a running knee, Finlay got a suplex, Jason got a few right hands in before getting superkicked, H tried a Pedigree but Birchill backdropped out of it and dropkicked H into a corner, Mikey got up and Birchill grabbed him and hit the C4! Kenny came over and Birchill lifted him up to his shoulders, then paused and lifted Finlay up as well! He then dropped both of them with a running fireman's carry! Finlay rolled away leaving Kenny to receive a standing moonsault then an standing shooting star press! Snitsky got up and Birchill nailed him with the C4 as well! He then charged H but ran right into a clothesline, the buzzer went of to signal number seven… Rob Conway.
The conman entered the ring to see only H standing, he backed off and stomped away at the ones who were down allowing H to take a breather, he picked up Mikey and dropped him with the ego trip then did the same to Finlay, he dropped a knee to Birchill then climbed to the middle-rope and dropped an elbow on Snitsky. He posed and H came from behind with a clothesline and stomped away at him, Jason got up and attacked H allowing Conway to get up, the two double-teamed H and hit a double suplex, Conway then turned on Jason and tried the ego trip but the teen escaped, he went for a clothesline on the conman but he ducked and dropped Jason with a DDT before turning into a neckbreaker from Kenny, with everyone else down he tried to help his team mate up as the clock ran out again and Simon Dean entered the Rumble.
The Smackdown fitness guru hit the ring and stared down the Spirit Squad, they seized each other up then Dean started doing jumping jacks, Kenny and Mikey stared him down then they both started doing them as well! This went on for a few seconds then Dean knocked them both down with a clothesline, he laughed and taunted them then Conway came up behind him, he dragged Dean to the ropes and started lifting him, he had him halfway over then Snitsky came along and eliminated the two of them! They both got up and threw a fit, Snitsky's reply was merely a shrug and. "It wasn't my fault!" Jason then came up behind him and began punching away, H came and joined him while Birchill and Finlay brawled with Kenny and Mikey. Jason and H tried to double suplex Snitsky but he powered out and charged them, they both sidestepped causing him to hit the turnbuckle then hit a double back suplex, they then began exchanging right hands and the timer ran out again.
Instead of a wrestler a man in a suit came out carrying a mic.
"Excusin me! Everybody listen haha… to me!"
All activity in the ring stopped as the wrestlers turned to the guy on the ramp.
"My name est. Arrrmando Alejandro Estrrrrada! And tonight I bring to ju' the winner of the Royal Rumble and the next World Heavyweight champion… the Samoan Bulldozer… Umaga!"
The big Samoan burst threw the curtain and made a beeline for the ring, no-one in it seemed to want to face him, as he got in Finlay charged forward and began unloading with right hands but was knocked down with a head butt, Birchill stepped forward and got the same, then Snitsky, Jason ran forward and got one as well, even Triple H fell to the power of the Samoan Bulldozer's skull, that just left the two terrified members of the Spirit Squad, Mikey turned to Kenny.
"After you".
"No, after you".
"Alphabetical order Kenny!"
"No way! Besides you're older!"
Umaga watched in confusion as his two victims argued, then they both suddenly charged him only to receive a double head butt! He picked Mikey up and threw him into a corner then threw Kenny into him before splashing the two, Kenny staggered out of the corner and Mikey sat down, Umaga ran forward again and drove his backside into Mikey's face, his head snapped back and he went limp on the ground before Umaga picked him up and dumped him over the top-rope, Estrada then called for the Samoan Spike, Umaga picked Kenny up and drove his thumb into his neck, then Finlay's, then Snitsky's, Birchill was using the ropes to get up so Umaga grabbed him and hit the Spike again following through to send Birchill over the top. The timer ran out and Super Crazy charged the ring.
The insane Luchadore dived into the ring, Umaga charged him but he ducked and hit a dropkick, Umaga stayed standing so he hit another, Umaga still stayed up so he hit a running one to take him off his feet, he tried to follow up with a running cross-body but Umaga caught him and slammed him down, the big Samoan then dropped him with a head butt, he crawled to the corner and Umaga hit a running splash, like Mikey he made the fatal error of sitting down, Umaga charged but Snitsky cut him off with a big boot, the Bulldozer went down but bounced right back up! Snitsky was in shock and did nothing to defend himself as Umaga grabbed him and set him up for the Samoan Spike but Finlay broke it up with the shillelagh! The force of the blow broke the weapon but Umaga merely turned round and snarled at him!
"He's like a fucking Terminator!" Screamed the Irishman, Umaga grabbed him but everyone in the ring jumped the Samoan, they backed him up against the ropes and started to lift him but he fought out and sent everyone scattering, they each charged forward in turn only to receive head butts, Finlay, H, Snitsky, Jason and Kenny all received one before Crazy tried to fight back, Umaga merely beat him down and threw him out as number eleven entered… Charlie Haas.
Haas came out sprinting but when he saw the carnage in the ring put on the brakes, he walked down to ringside and just watched while everyone tired to fight back. Umaga picked H up and whipped him, he lowered his head and H tried smashing it off his knee but it only hurt himself! He limped away and Umaga charged but H ducked and hit the Pedigree! He staggered away but noticed Umaga stirring so he picked him up and hit another! Umaga lay still and H turned to the crowd and posed, suddenly he heard growling behind him and turned to see the Samoan Bulldozer standing up! He backed away in fear until he felt the corner behind him, Umaga charged forward but Jason cut him off with a spear! The teen hammered away on Umaga and H rolled out of the ring, he'd hoped he didn't have to use his secret weapon this early but drastic times call for drastic measures, he began searching under the ring while Haas finally decided to enter the ring, staying as far away from Umaga as he could he grabbed Snitsky and threw him over the top. Umaga managed to subdue Jason with yet another head butt and turned to see H getting in the ring with a sledgehammer! H charged but Umaga knocked him down and took the hammer, H began backing away in fear as Umaga grabbed either end of the handle and broke it over his head! He threw the broken pieces away as H bailed, Umaga went to follow but felt someone hit him in the back and turned to find Kenny standing before him, there was no fear on the face of the young cheerleader now as he dared Umaga to hit him! Umaga swung but Kenny ducked and began opening up with punches! Umaga pushed him away and charged but Kenny used the ropes to pull himself up and grabbed him in a headscissor, he slowly started to drag Umaga over the top as the clock ran out and revealed… Christian.
The CLB, with Tomko in tow, ran to the ring and quickly knocked down Haas, he then charged to where Kenny almost had Umaga over and eliminated them both! The Samoan Bulldozer landed on his feet and looked round in confusion, when he realised what happened he let out a scream and grabbed Kenny, the fear was back in the young man's eyes as Umaga gave him the Samoan Spike out on the floor! He then entered the ring and hit every last superstar still in the match with the Samoan Spike before Estrada finally managed to talk him into leaving. The superstars left in the ring were down and were just starting to get up when the buzzer went off, most of them wished they stayed down when they saw who it was… Big Show.
Like they had done with Umaga the superstars in the ring all gathered and waited for him, Haas was the first to try anything and ran straight into a right hand to knock him down, Finlay ran forward and was grabbed by the throat and thrown across the ring, Jason was thrown into the corner and chopped right across the ribs, H jumped Show and punched away until Show grabbed him and slammed him to the ground, Christian jumped him from behind and set him for the Unprettier but Show pushed him away, he set CLB up for the chokeslam but Tomko came in only to be grabbed as well the tag team champions then fell victim to a double chokeslam! Tomko rolled to the outside while Show picked Christian up and pressed him over his head, he walked over to the ropes and dumped him over, Tomko tried to catch Christian but the momentum knocked him off his feet. Haas was up and staggered over to Show to receive a chokeslam as well, Show called for one on H but Christian came back in the ring and hammered away at him but Show pushed him away and chokeslammed him again, Tomko pulled him out of the ring to save him from more punishment as time ran out and Carlito hit the ring.
Carlito took his time getting to the ring, he was in no hurry to fight anyone, when he finally entered Show was pounding on H in a corner, Finlay was starting to get up but Carlito sent him back down with the backcracker, he hit Jason with the same move. He tried to hit it on Big Show but was effortlessly thrown to the ground, Show then grabbed him for the chokeslam but Carlito kicked him in the groin and hit a DDT, he got up only for H to run right through him with a clothesline, he set Carlito up for the Pedigree but Carlito slipped out and knocked him down then tried to throw him over the top but H stopped himself on the apron, Carlito pounded Haas down then he and H took each other out with clotheslines, everyone was down as the countdown ended and Ric Flair emerged through the curtain.
The 'Nature Boy' hit the ring and immediately went for his former friend Triple H, he backed the came into a corner and chopped away at him, Carlito tried to sneak attack him but Flair cut him off with chops, Haas ran forward but Flair gave him one big chop to knock him down, he tried chopping Big Show but he shrugged them off and grabbed Flair round the throat, Flair escaped by kicking Show's knee the darting behind him and clipping the same knee to take him down, he called for the figure four but Show used his free leg to push him away… right into a backdrop from H that sent him over the top! Jason clotheslined H down and stood tall as number sixteen came out… Ken Kennedy.
Jason sighed as Kennedy hit the ring, he knew that sooner or later he'd have to face a former friend, Kennedy entered the ring and stared him down and he sighed again.
"Let's get this over with".
The two began brawling and Jason gained the advantage, he backed Kennedy up against the ropes but Kennedy came back with a knee to his bandaged ribs, he dropped to his knees and Kennedy slugged him across the back a few times before ripping the bandages off, he booted Jason in the ribs again and began choking the teen with the bandages, everyone else seemed content to let him work and he continued to choke away before snapmaring Jason with the bandages before booting him in the back. The teen finally had enough and bailed Kennedy followed and chased him round the ring only to be attacked by Finlay, Jason used this as a chance to roll out of the ring again and catch a breather. Time ran out and Booker T charged out to the ring.
Booker charged the ring and wasted little time in opening up, Haas tried to meet him as he got in the ring but Booker pounded him from one side of the ring to the other, he finally knocked Haas down then whipped Finlay and caught him with a sidekick, Kennedy charged him but Booker just slammed him down, H ran forward but received a spinebuster, Carlito tried to bail like Jason did but Booker stopped him and clotheslined him down, he saw Jason watching and called for him to get back in the ring, Jason hopped up on the apron but before he could get in Big Show jumped Booker so he hopped back down. Show set him up for a chokeslam but Booker kicked his way out and hit an axe-kick, turning round he saw he was the only guy in the ring standing and performed the spinaroonie! As he was doing this Jason snuck into the ring behind him and tried to throw him over, Booker stopped himself and charged after Jason but the teen bailed again, the two talked trash as the timer ran out and Bobby Lashley came out.
While Lashley was walking down the ramp Jason and Booker continued to talk trash, Lashley grinned and took point behind Jason, who looked confused as Booker suddenly began pointing behind him, he spun round and Lashley slammed into him with a spear! Jason dropped to the ground holding his ribs while Lashley got into the ring, Haas was the first to meet him but Lashley took him down with a suplex, Carlito also got one, as did Kennedy and Booker, H escaped the first attempt but got taken down by the second, Lashley then set Big Show up for one but Finlay broke it up, the Irishman pounded away on Lashley and whipped him, he tried a clothesline but Lashley ducked and hit the spear! He bounced up and knocked Big Show down before grabbing Finlay and throwing him to the outside, Jason rolled into the ring and Lashley tried to grab him but the teen hit a low blow, Lashley dropped to the ground and Jason struggled to his feet, his efforts of the night really starting to take it's toll on him, the buzzer went off to reveal… Paul London!
Paul charged the ring and went straight for Jason, the teen tried to brace himself but Paul tackled him to the ground and went nuts with right hands, Jason tried to cover his face but Paul landed blow after blow, Jason finally kicked him off and retreated to the corner where London continued to pound away at him, he pulled Jason out of the corner and whipped him before connecting with the dropsault! Jason used the ropes to pull himself up and Paul charged but Jason ducked and backdropped him to the outside! Paul landed on his feet and despite being eliminated pulled Jason out under the ropes and beat him down on the floor, he whipped Jason into the steps and beat him down before finally being pulled off and literally dragged to the back, as he was leaving the timer ran out and Chris Benoit charged the ring.
As soon as Benoit entered the ring Booker charged him but got a German suplex, Haas and Kennedy also got one, Lashley and Big Show were both pounded down before he spun round and clotheslined Booker out, Carlito snuck up on him and tried a backcracker but he escaped and dropped him with another German suplex and locked on the crossface, H broke it up and set him up for the Pedigree but Benoit countered it into the Sharpshooter! Jason entered the ring and charged but Benoit took him down and put the crossface on again! Lashley came over and broke it up by picking Benoit up from the ground and throwing him into the corner, number twenty-one was Shelton Benjamin.
When Benjamin entered the ring Haas was waiting for him, they stared each other down then began stomping away on Kennedy! They double suplexed him and picked Carlito up, Haas hung his head over the ropes and Benjamin leapfrogged him and drove himself into Carlito's back, Haas then grabbed Benoit for a German suplex and Benjamin added a superkick, they hit the same move on Jason before dropping Big Show with a double DDT and Lashley with a double suplex. They posed for the crowd then Haas grabbed Benjamin and tried to throw him over but Benjamin grabbed the top-rope and skinned the cat back in, Haas tried to attack him but Benjamin dodged and tried a superkick, Haas caught his foot only to receive a dragon whip to send him out of the ring, H was in the corner and Benjamin hit a stinger splash and hit the T-bone, the buzzer went off and the lights suddenly dimmed which could only mean one person… Undertaker!
When the lights came back on the 'Deadman' was in the ring! Some of the smarter wrestlers had hopped out of the ring leaving Carlito, Benjamin and Kennedy at 'Takers' mercy. Benjamin was the first to try anything and ran straight into a chokeslam, Kennedy tried to attack 'Taker' from behind and got a few punches in before he got a chokeslam, Carlito managed to avoid a chokeslam and went for a backcracker but Undertaker escaped and hit the last ride! 'Taker' then turned round to find Lashley staring him down, he went for a right hand but Lashley blocked it and took him down with a clothesline, Undertaker got back up and Lashley hit a belly-to-belly to take him down again, all the other superstars got back in the ring to brawl amongst themselves, 'Taker' shook off the suplex and stood up just in time to see the next entrant, his brother Kane!
Kane walked to the ring with a purpose and stared down his brother, the two went face-to-face before exchanging right hands, Kane gained the upper hand and whipped 'Taker', it was reversed but Kane ducked a clothesline and hit a big boot before calling for a chokeslam, he wrapped his hand around his brother's throat but 'Taker' responded by doing the same! Kane's grip faltered first and Undertaker went for the chokeslam but Big Show broke it up, the two big men then grabbed 'Taker' and hit a double chokeslam! Lashley charged the two and knocked down Kane, he grabbed Big Show and called for the dominator but Kane broke it up and the two hit another double chokeslam before dumping Lashley outside, behind then they didn't notice Undertaker sit up! He ran forward, Kane dodged to one side but Show was hit with a clothesline to send him over the top, Kane hit his brother with an uppercut to daze him then Kennedy charged forward, Kane grabbed him by the throat and chokeslammed him over the top! Kane and 'Taker' then began exchanging right hands while Jason, H, Benoit, Carlito and Benjamin all took a rest, the buzzer went off to reveal the one person Jason didn't want to see… Shawn!
HBK limped his way through the curtain, his ribs, like Jason's had been, were heavily bandaged, Jason met him on the ramp and the two brawled it out right there, Shawn gained the advantage but Jason took it away by kicking Shawn in the ribs, he pounded Shawn down and did what Kennedy did to him and ripped his bandages away before pounding at hi exposed ribs, Kane and Undertaker continued to brawl in the ring while Jason and Shawn battled round it, everyone else was using this as a chance to catch their breath when number twenty five was revealed as Eugene.
Eugene quickly entered the ring and Carlito met him and pounded him down, he tried a clothesline but Eugene ducked and hit the stunner! Benjamin ran forward but Eugene caught him and hit a Rock Bottom! H and Benoit brawled it out before Benoit whipped H into Eugene's boot; Eugene then hit the ropes and landed Hulk Hogan's legdrop! He shook hands with Benoit then pulled him into another Rock Bottom! Shawn threw Jason back into the ring and Eugene lifted him up and did an aeroplane spin, when he put Jason down the teen staggered right into Sweet Chin Music, Shawn posed over Jason then turned round to be met with a stunner! Meanwhile Kane and 'Taker' had knocked each other down and Eugene prepared to double chokeslam them, it failed and he was the one who ended up being driven into the canvas, number twenty-six was Rey Mysterio.
Rey Rey hit the ring to find most of the other superstars down, his friend Benoit was in position for the 619, without thinking twice he ran forward and landed it, Benoit reeled away right into Triple H who threw him out of the ring, Rey attacked H and took him down with a headscissor then took Carlito and Benjamin then jumped to the top-rope and tried a moonsault on a standing Kane, he was caught bit he slipped off the big man's shoulders and pushed him away into a corner, he ran forward but Kane picked him up with one hand a dropped him with a chokeslam! Meanwhile Jason and Shawn were brawling outside the ring again while Eugene tried to throw out H, he escaped and dropped Eugene with a Pedigree! The timer ran out and next out was… Batista!
The animal burst through the curtain and was in the ring before anyone realised what had happened, H tried to meet him but was driven down with a spinebuster, Carlito and Benjamin also ran into spinebusters Kane tried to fight him off with right hands but was driven to the ground, Undertaker grabbed him by the throat but he fought out and hit the Batista Bomb! H was holding the ropes to keep himself up and Batista clotheslined him clean over the top to eliminate him! Rey tried to hit him with a seated senton but Batista drove him into the ground with another Batista Bomb! Jason had knocked down Shawn and grabbed Batista's ankle pulling him out under the ropes, he hit Batista with some right hands and charged only for Batista to lift him up and hit a spinebuster with a difference, for the second time that night Jason's body crashed through a table but this time there was no Shawn to break the fall, Batista rolled back into the ring and overpowered Kane back to the mat as number Twenty Eight came out… Chris Masters.
As Masters was coming out Eugene grabbed Carlito and tried to throw him out, Masters saved his partner and locked Eugene in the Masterlock! He then threw him to the ground and put it on Benjamin, then Shawn, Carlito instructed him to try it on Undertaker but the 'Deadman' powered out before he even got it locked in, Carlito ran forward but was grabbed round the neck, as was Masters, 'Taker' then drove them both to the ground with a double chokeslam before picking them both up and throwing them out, he turned and chokeslammed Rey and hit the ropes but Carlito and Masters low bridged him to eliminate him, he chased the two to the back while Batista battled with Jason as the teen tried to fight his way back in, number twenty nine's music hit and Rob Van Dam came running out.
RVD wasted little time in going high risk, he hadn't even got in the ring when he hopped to the top-rope and hit a five-star frog splash on Rey! He ran to the ropes and hit a springboard dropkick on Benjamin before superkicking Kane and hitting a split legged moonsault, Batista ran over but Rob took him down and hit rolling thunder, Shawn meanwhile had grabbed Jason and tried to eliminate him as the countdown for the final entrant began, ten seconds later John hit the ring to help his brother.
John hit the ring running and immediately went for Shawn to stop him eliminating Jason, he knocked Shawn down then grabbed Eugene and threw him out over the top, Benjamin charged him but received a backdrop to eliminate him as well, he dropped Batista with a DDT and told RVD to hit the five-star, Rob jumped from the floor to the top then John pushed him off to the outside, he spun round and felt a hand wrap round his throat, he fought to free himself from Kane but he couldn't break the grip, Jason came to help but Kane grabbed him as well! The two brothers escaped by kicking Kane below the belt, they then lifted him up and hit a double F-U to the outside, the final five were Batista, Rey, Shawn, John and the number one entrant Jason!
Shawn charged the two Cena's but they knocked him down, John then picked him up and held him and Jason tried a clothesline but Shawn ducked and Jason sent John to the outside! The teen froze and raised his hands to his head; he turned round into Sweet Chin Music! It didn't connect as well as Shawn hoped but the results were far better, instead of knocking him down the glancing blow sent Jason over the top-rope to finally eliminate him from the Rumble! The teen tried to stagger to his feet and was helped up be John who immediately snapped.
"What the hell was that?" He screamed pushing Jason.
"A fucking accident!" The teen yelled back adding a shove of his own.
Shawn watched the two argue then an idea came into his head, it meant elimination from the Rumble but he didn't care, all he wanted was a piece of the Cena's, he charged past Rey and Batista and dived over the top, coming down hard on the Cena's, or at least one of them as John had managed to sidestep it at the last second. Shawn bounced to his feet and opened up on John brawling with him all the way to the stage area at the top of the ramp, back in the ring Batista set Rey up for the Batista Bomb but Rey hit a hurricanranna to take him over the top! Rey won the Rumble! But a few of the fans in attendance were distracted by John and Shawn's brawl as they fought dangerously close to the edge, John raked Shawn's eyes and lifted him up with the intent of giving him the F-U off the edge! Shawn escaped at the last moment and pushed John away, the older Cena just stopped himself from falling but turned into Sweet Chin Music that sent him flying off the edge! His body smashed into the wooden padding covering the electrical circuits and sparks exploded into the air! Jason had been halfway up the ramp when this happened immediately dropped down and ran to his brother's side, as EMT's rushed to the scene Jason looked up to see Shawn standing on the edge with a look of contempt as he stared at John, he locked eyes with Jason and his expression softened slightly but he mouthed "This ain't over" before turning his back on the scene and leaving.
End of ChapterWhew! Remind me never to do that again, so despite a supreme effort from Jason neither Cena is going to the Wrestlemania main event, but what will face the Cena's next? Is John OK? Does anyone really care anymore? What more will go on between Jason and Shawn? And who is gonna replace Mark Henry at The GAB? Poor guy, anyway see ya next time but I'll leave ya on this note. "Don't Fire Eric! Don't Fire Eric!"
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