AK: I'm back for this chapter! Ino say it! In the last chapter, Gaara wanted to sing a song for his girlfriend, Bikiru, Which song shall he sing? ONLY I KNOW!!!!! And you shall know what song it is in this chapter!
Ino: Fine. Akatsuki Keashi doesn't own Naruto
Gaara waited for someone to go before him, his wish was granted. Neji got up, walked onto the stage, everyone was rasing an eyebrow at him. The Hyuuga took the mike out of it's stand as the song Money Maker by Ludacris started.
Shake your money maker
Like somebody is about to pay you
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you're -er
She...
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
Shake your money maker
Like somebody is about to pay you
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
Shake - shake your money maker
Like you are skaking it for some paper
It took your mother 9 months to make ya
Might as well shake what your mother made ya
You look good in them jeans
I bet you look even beter with me in between
I keep my mind on my money, money on my mind
But choose a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind
I got on my right side
some girls
My whole hood is on to left
but they don't giving a fuck
So feel to get lose
And get carried away
So about tomorrow you forget what you where saying today
But don't forget about this feeling
that i am making you get
and all the calories you burn
from me making you sweat
My hightpoint you earn
when we taking my jet
and how everywhere you turn I'll be making you wet
Shake your money maker
Like somebody is about to pay you
I see you on my radar
Don't you act like you're -er
She...
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
Shake your money maker
Like somebody is about to pay you
Don't worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
Switch, switch, switch it from right to left
And switch it till you running right out of breath
And take a break to be ready again
And you can invite over as many friends
Just i want, but i really want you
Be thankfull that Pharrel gave you something
Luda - I am on top of my game
You want my hands from your bottom to the top of your brain
And I - just wanna take a little right on your curves
And get erotic giving your body what it deserves
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius
I stay harder then a senimen man
I am just a bedroom gangster
Shake your money maker
"NEJI!!" All the girls got up and smacked Neji cause of the song he sang. "Hey, Keashi-chan, come here, yeah." Keashi ran over to Deidara. He whispered something in her ear. "Ah, nice song choice Deidara-kun." Keashi had an evil glint in her eyes. They both walked to the stage, Keashi gave the mike to Deidara. The music to Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes started.(A/N: I'm gonna change a little something in the song AND YES I KNOW DIEDARA-KUN HAS TO RAP!!!!!)
(Deidara's rap)
Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot & sweaty in this mu'fucka (oh, baby)
Ladies let's go (uhh)
Soldiers let's go (dolls)
Let me talk to y'all and just you know give you a little situation..listen (fellas)
(Deidara's rap)
Pussycat Dolls
Ya see this shit get hot
Everytime I come through when I step up in the spot (are you ready)
Make the place sizzle like a summertime cookout
Prowl for the best chick
Yes I'm on the lookout (lets dance)
Slow bangin shorty like a belly dancer with it
Smell good, pretty skin, so gangsta with it (oh, baby)
No tricks only diamonds under my sleeve
Gimme tha number
But make sure you call before you leave
(Keashi's rap)
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me
(Keashi's rap)
Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont you, dont cha
(Keashi's rap still)
Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon wanna share
Hmmmm...
(Keashi's rap)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, don't cha, baby
Don't cha, alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha
(Deidara's rap)
Ok, I see how it's goin' down (ahh, don't cha)
Seems like shorty wanna little menage pop off or somethin, let's go
Well let me get straight to it
Every broad wan watch a nigga when I come through it
It's the god almighty, lookin all brand new
If shorty wanna jump in my ass then vanjewish
Lookin at me all like she really won do it
Tryna put it on me till my balls black an blueish
Ya wanna play wit ah playa girl then play on
Strip out the channel
And leave the lingerie on
Watch me and I'mma watch you at the same time
Lookin at ya wan break my back
You the very reason why I keep a pack ah the Magnum
An wit the wagon hit chu in the back of tha magnum
For the record, don't think it was somethin you did
Shorty all on me cuz it's hard to resist the kid
I got a idea that's dope for y'all
As y'all could get so I could hit the both of y'all
(Keashi's rap)
See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend you're secret is safe with me
(Keashi's rap)
Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
Dont you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (like me)
Dont cha, dont cha, baby
Dont cha, alright, sing
Dont you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Dont you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Dont cha, dont cha
"OH MY FUCKIN' GOD! DIEDARA AND KEASHI CAN RAP?!?!?!?!?!?!" Everyone exclaimed. "Yeah." Deidara and Keashi said. "Okay, I can go now!" Gaara walked up to the stage and took the mike. The music to Desert Rose by Sting started. (1.)
I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
I dream of fire
Those dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire
And in the flames
Her shadows play in the shape of a man's desire
This desert rose
Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this
And now she turns
This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams
This fire burns
I realize that nothing's as it seems
I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
I dream of rain
I lift my gaze to empty skies above
I close my eyes, this rare perfume
Is the sweet intoxication of her love
I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
Sweet desert rose
Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower,
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this
Sweet desert rose
This memory of Eden haunts us all
This desert flower, this rare perfurme
Is the sweet intoxication of the fall
"That song was deadicated to my love, Bikiru." Gaara said into the mike, walked off the stage, back to his seat next to Bikiru and sat down. "Thank you Gaara-kun!" Bikiru hugged Gaara.
(1.) Yes, I know that song is for GaaraXSakura, eh, who cares?
AK: I watched the Grudge 2 on Moday cause I had no school, it was funny not scarey.
Deidara: Review before she gets all moody, she's lacking reviews, yeah.
AK: Review please, I will go cry if I don't get that many reviews.
Deidara: Review or else I have to go comfort her, which I really don't mind doing, yeah. JUST REVIEW!!!!!