AK: Hello! This is gonna be my last chapter, sadly. Hey, Darkangel, I know Deidara-kun killed Lana's Panda-chan! I read it on Wikilpedia! There's a surprise for Keashi, Itachi, and Sasugay in this chapter! This is a long chapter cause it have 5 songs. Deidara-kun, you can say it now!
Deidara: We do not own Naruto.
Everybody but The Akatsuki gang and Sasugay(My bad, stupid typos!) finished talking. They all walked up and random mikes appered out of nowhere. The music to Fort Minor's Where'd You Go started.
Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone.
She said "Some days I feel like shit,
Some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit,"
I don't understand why you have to always be gone,
I get along but the trips always feel so long,
And, I find myself trying to stay by the phone,
'Cause your voice always helps me to not feel so alone,
But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call,
But when I pick up I don't have much to say,
So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,
That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',
Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,
Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone.
Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone,
Please come back home...
You know the place where you used to live,
Used to barbecue up burgers and ribs,
Used to have a little party every Halloween with candy by the pile,
But now, you only stop by every once and a while,
Shit, I find myself just fillin' my time,
With anything to keep the thought of you from my mind,
I'm doin' fine, I plan to keep it that way,
You can call me if you find that you have something to say,
And I'll tell you, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,
That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',
Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,
Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone.
Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone,
Please come back home...
I want you to know it's a little fucked up,
That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',
Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,
For why you're not around, and feeling so useless,
It seems one thing has been true all along,
You don't really know what you've got 'til it's gone,
I guess I've had it with you and your career,
When you come back I won't be here and you can sing it...
Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone.
Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone,
Please come back home...
Please come back home...
Please come back home...
Please come back home...
Please come back home...
"What... the... FUCK?!" Sasuke, Itachi, Sasori, Keashi, and Deidara screamed on the top of their lungs. "Well, Sasuke, Keashi, Itachi, where'd you guys go, we miss you all so, seems like it's been forever since you guys have been gone." Temari explain. Itachi kept his eye on the pink haired one, making sure his stupid ass brother doesn't do anything to her and he loved the way she bashed Sasuke. So, the Sharingan Master walked up to the stage and took the mike out of it's stand. The music to Ice Box by Omarion started. (A/N: This song fits Itachi's ice cold heart, which can possibly be melted by Sakura's love)
Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again
I know that, its my fault, but you don't understand (no)
I got memories, this is crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas
I should try to decide, wanna let u in, but no
That means memories, and its crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
Its no excuse, no excuse
But I got this
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
Why cant I get it right, just cant let it go
I opened up, she let me down, I wont feel that no more
I got memories, this is crazy
She ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
I don't mean to take it out on you baby but I cant help it
Cause my heart is in the same ol' condition that baby left it
And I, I apologize, for makin' you cry
Look me in my eye and promise you won't do me the same
Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
Its no excuse, no excuse
But I got this
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I don't wanna be stuck up in this cold cold world
Don't wanna mess this up better keep your eye on me girl
I don't wanna be stuck up in this cold cold world
Don't wanna mess this up better keep your eye on me girl
I don't wanna be stuck up in this cold cold world
Don't wanna mess this up better keep your eye on me girl
Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
Its no excuse, no excuse
But I got this
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
"Itachi, what the hell?" Sasuke said as Itachi walked past his sorry excuse for a brother. "Go screw yourself, foolish little brother." Itachi said as he walked back to his seat. Sasuke was pissed, so in this situation, the emo boy grabbed Gaara, ran up the stage,took two mikes, and tossed one to Gaara. 'I'm gonna be in deep shit after this' Sasuke thought. 'Oh, that emo boy is gonna be in deep horse shit after this' Gaara thought to himself. The music to Revelation Theory's Selfish and Cold started.
Your voice is killing me.
Your words are hard as they come.
Thoughts that sit in here, fall like bullets to the floor.
Your heart is pulling me, the cut runs deeper as it flows.
Scars that cannot heal, the hurt is covered to the bone.
Cause every time it gets so complicated while I'm lying down in doubt.
I'll just tell myself I'm leaving here.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like the world is ending.
Faithless and I'm fallen again.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like we're all pretending.
Careless and I'm lonely again.
And I am torn on the inside.
The trust is dead in me, walls close higher all around.
The cross I can not bear feels like pressure coming down.
Until now the world was never jaded, yet I'm left here on my own to pick up the pieces.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like the world is ending.
Faithless and I'm fallen again.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like we're all pretending.
Careless and I'm lonely again.
This time it tears right through me.
I face the pain and I'm torn.
(This time it tears right through me.)
It's not so far away, not far enough, not far enough.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like the world is ending.
Faithless and I'm fallen again.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like we're all pretending.
Careless and I'm lonely again.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like the world is ending.
Faithless and I'm fallen again.
Cause I'm selfish and I'm cold and I feel like we're all pretending.
Careless and I'm lonely again.
And I am torn on the inside.
Torn, torn.
Torn.
Your voice is killing me.
"...Damn." Everyone said in astonishment cause the song fits them so well. A smirking Sasuke and a very, VERY, pissed off Gaara walked back to their seats. 'You're gonna be sooo screwed later on emo boy.' 'Yeah, let's screw him up good!' 'Whatever.' Gaara and Shakaku finished their mini chat. Meanwhile... Keashi go up out of her seat and onto the stage. Boys were giving her more wolf whistles. Keashi set the music to play Ride For You by Danity Kane. She took the mike and said while it was still playing the interlude of the song, "All the girls that hear me, come and help me sing it out." Hearing this, Hinata and Ino walked up to help the Konoha missing-nin out.
(Keashi)
Lately, I've been tryna fight whatever's pulling us under
it's got a hold and really making me wonder
what it takes to get through
I gotta stick with you, my baby
Baby tell me:
Maybe I'm foolishly overreacting
But being without you I can't imagine
It's just to close to the heart and
And I won't stand it if were broken apart
(All)
Do you hear me?
Baby ya gotta believe in the things that make you & me win together
Don't you throw in the towel
I'm keeping my promise to you I got ya back now
When the chips are down
It seems like it's so hard for you to move ahead
Just know that I am by your side
There aint no ifs, buts, or maybes,
I'm gonna stay down and ride for you baby
(Ino)
We've been cutting it close with the backwards & forwards
It's rocking the boat; we gotta get control of this
Let's take it back to three years ago
When you said that we could make it through whatever, ever
And to me it sounded like you meant forever, ever
Leaving was not an option, baby, never, never
Now don't you believe in a love that's worth a fight
In you is everything that I'm missing
So give us a chance
(Hinata)
Do you hear me?
Baby ya gotta believe in the things that make you & me win together
Don't you throw in the towel
I'm keeping my promise to you I got ya back now
When the chips are down
It seems like it's so hard for you to move ahead
Just know that I am by your side
There aint no ifs, buts, or maybes,
I'm gonna stay down and ride for you baby
(All)
Don't you dare tell me we gotta let it go...
We been on top for too long just to let it go under
I don't wanna hear that
I just can't hear that
and know
Wherever you wanna take me
I'll go
I been with you for too long to start over with another
I know that you hear me
Just tell me you hear me
(All)
Do you hear me?
Baby ya gotta believe in the things that make you & me win together
Don't you throw in the towel
I'm keeping my promise to you I got ya back now
When the chips are down
It seems like it's so hard for you to move ahead
Just know that I am by your side
There aint no ifs, buts, or maybes,
I'm gonna stay down and ride for you baby
Boys were blowing wolf whistels again. The girls just rolled their eyes, 'Why must they always do that? It pisses me off!' The three girls thought. (A/N: I will narrate the rest of this chapter.) Everybody but the narrator walked up to that stage and mikes appeared before them. "And now, the final song for this story! WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!!" I scream.
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said,
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"
He said
"Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said,
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"
Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go. Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
When you're gone we want you all to know We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
Carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.
And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So paint it black and take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
Do you fight it to the end
We hear the call to
To carry on
We'll carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary widow marches on
And on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of your peers Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause
I could not care at all Do or die
You'll never make me
Cause the world, will never take my heart
You can try, you'll never break me
Want it all,
I'm gonna play this part
Wont explain or say i'm sorry
I'm not ashamed,
I'm gonna show my scar
You're the chair, for all the broken Listen here, because it's only..
I'm just a man,
I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who's meant to sing this song
Just a man,
I'm not a hero
I -- don't -- care
Carry on
We'll carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary widow marches on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry
We'll carry on
"Thank you all!!!!" I say before we leave. Everyone says their goodbyes to their friends and head back to their homes.
The End!
AK: That's the end of it! I love My Chemical Romance's new song!
Sasuke: We don't give a fuck
AK: Sasugay, go screw yourself... WAIT! SCRATCH THAT! SASUGAY, GO SCREW NARUTO FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Sasuke, Naruto: ... EWWWWWW
AK: What? SasuNaru is way, I mean, WAY, better than SasuSaku.
Sasuke, Sakura: Shut up bitch.
AK: That all you got?! Yo momma is so ugly that even she made Flavor Flav say, "Damn."
Everyone but author, Sasuke, Sakura: OUCH!
Sasuke: I'd rather take it out on Itachi, but Sasori is funnier. Sasori, shut up, cause you look like Napolian Dinomite.
Sasori: I am like Dinomite, I WAS FUCKIN' BLASTIN' OFF YO MOMMA LAST NIGHT!!!!
Everyone but Sasuke, Sasori: OHHHHHHH!!!! GOD DAMN!!!
AK: Nice one Sasori-kun!!!!
Sasori: I gotta another. Sasuke, yo momma so cheap that I paid her a penny for sex and I still got change back!
Everyone but Sasuke, Sasori: DAMN!
AK: Sasuke, yo momma is cheap that she's on the dollar menu!!!!
Everyone but Sasuke, author: OHHHH!! WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW SASUGAY!!!
Sasuke: ...
AK: Okay, to all of my readers, I'm gonna have an authors note after this chapter but I need 40 reviews. Okay, my readers, go to my profile, scroll down, and watch that Naruto Online Chat #5. Read that small summary before you watch it. Okay, BYE AND REVIEW!
