Disclaimer: Aang: Hello every one! Before we start, as the Avatar, I declare that Pilar does not own me or my show!

Katara: Your show?

Aang: Well, it's called, The Avatar: The Last Airbender. I am the Avatar, and the last air bender, so yeah, it's my show.

Iroh: I don't know, I was kinda going for the Iroh and Zuko show

Zuko: How come your name goes first?

Iroh: Because, everyone knows that the cute and funny person always goes before the serious and angry person.

(I slowly start to wake up, but Iroh sees me start to wake up and hits me with a random piece of stick and knocks me out again. Meanwhile, Aang, Sokka, and Katara were eating some soup brought to them, by Zuko)

Aang: This is oddly kind of you to do for us.

Katara: Yeah, it's not some kind of poison in here, is it? (Sokka chugging his second bowl down)

Zuko: Nooo of course not. Now shut up and eat. (Everyone looks suspiciously, when all of a sudden Sokka fell asleep in his bowl.)

Katara: Zuko, you idiot, I'm gonna get yo-(and Katara and Aang fall asleep. Zuko drags them into a comfortable position in a hidden corner.

Iroh: Zuko! I'm disappointed in you!

Zuko: Oh, so it's ok for you to knock out Pilar (who's the author) two times, but not ok to do that my enemies?

Iroh: I thought they were your friends?

Zuko: Well I would know if you didn't knock out Pilar. (Sighs) let's just do this chapter together

Iroh: Great idea! Finally, we can have the whole chapter to ourselves! Now, here is the Iroh and Zuko show!

The information to the little boy's home was in that letter, in the post office building. Zuko thought for a while, pacing back and forth. He needed some tricky, cunning plan to get to that letter. Then, it came to him. He pulled his Uncle aside. They entered the Post Office building.

"Uncle, I have an idea," Zuko whispered to Iroh. "You're name is Mr. Chang,"

"What are you doing Zuko?" Iroh asked.

"Just trust me on this. You're name is Mr. Chang. Got it?" said Zuko.

"Got it"

"What's your name?" Zuko asked.

"…Mr. Chang," Iroh said.

"Good," and Zuko walked over to the post man. He was just another earth kingdom man that was short with balding grey hair. "Umm… I'm looking for a letter, which was going to the orphanage."

"I'm sorry, but only Mr. Chang can retrieve that letter, due to security matters." The worker said matter of factly.

"Why yes, of course!" Zuko said in a fake hearty voice. "You see, Mr. Chang is my Uncle, and he's standing right over there," Zuko pointed to his Uncle Iroh, who was looking at some decorative swords. (Why they would be there in a post office?)

"Then I need to speak to your…Uncle?" the worker asked Zuko.

"Why yes of course," Zuko said awkwardly. Not good, not good! I was just hoping that he would just see Uncle and give me the letter. Please Uncle! Don't do anything stupid! Zuko thought. "I'll call him, and he'll come, because he is my Uncle, who is Mr. Chang," Zuko lied (very badly).

The worker just looked at Zuko suspiciously. "Mr. Chang!" Zuko called. Iroh did nothing, and he continued to look at the swords. "Mr. CHANG!" Zuko yelled this time, but still nothing happened. Zuko gave a little laugh and said to the worker, "umm… my poor Uncle Chang has lost much of his hearing," the worker just shook his head, as Zuko yelled the last time "UNCLE!"

Iroh jumped a few feet, knocking down all of the decorative words. Zuko slapped his forehead.

"Why, hello my nephew!" Iroh said awkwardly, and walked towards them. "Helloooooo my name is Mr. Chang. I believe you have a dispatch for me?"

"Yes, we do sir. I just need to know you're first name." The worker said, shuffling through papers, and letters (same thing as dispatch).

"My first name?" Iroh asked.

"Yes sir,"

"…I don't know," Iroh replied, using a funny voice. Zuko slapped his forehead again.

"I don't know! What the hell was that?" Zuko yelled at his Uncle. They were sitting outside the post mostly due to the fact that they were thrown out. "Now how are we going to find out where to little boy lives?"

An orange and yellow figure appeared in front of Zuko. "I have an idea!" Aang said. "It might be a little tricky, but I'm pretty sure it will work. But I need you guys to stay outside. Ok?"

"Where did you come from?" Zuko asked surprised.

"I was just checking the market for some food. Are you going to let me help you or not?" Aang asked. Zuko just fumed.

"Fine, just do it!" Zuko growled, and Aang happily walked inside the building. Like he can get it! It's almost impossible. A few minutes later, Aang came back with a piece of paper in his hands.

"Got it" he yelled. Zuko was in shock. An angry shock.

"How did you get it?" Zuko demanded.

"Easy" Aang said. "I asked for it," Zuko, was dumbfounded.

"It couldn't have been that easy," said Iroh.

"It's not!" Aang said defiantly. "You see, when you ask, you got to have the puppy eyes, just right…" Zuko started to stomp off somewhere unknown. "Hey! Wait! Where are you going?"

"To find a good piece of tree to bang my head into," Zuko replied, and vanished into the forest.

Iroh: That was fun! We should do more chapters together Prince Zuko

Zuko: Yeah, I guess, but how did the Avatar get in the chapter?

Iroh: I woke Aang up with the same stick I used to knock out Pilar

Pilar: You WHAT!

Iroh and Zuko: uh ho

Pilar: How did I pass out for two days, and why is there a big bump on my head, and why is Aang, Katara, and Sokka knocked out on the floor? Would you like to explain to me Iroh? What happened here?

Zuko: Yes Uncle, what happened here? (Zuko looking innocent, and Iroh with a blank face)

Iroh: uhhhhhhhhhhh

Pilar: Yes?

Iroh: I don't know (Pilar gets mad and starts throwing cookies at Iroh while Iroh confesses what Zuko had done toAang, Sokka and Katara. This just getsPilar more mad, and starts pelting them with random hot dogs)

Aang: Umm… I guess that's it for today. Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure that Pilar would want to thank all the people that reviewed. (hot dog, nearly misses his head) Cookies and hot dogs used for evil. (shakes head) What will the world come to next?