Disclaimer:
Pilar: Hello Internet world! I think I'll let Sokka do the disclaimer
Sokka: Pilar does not own the Avatar, thank god!
Pilar: It would be so much better if I owned it, not that it's the best
Sokka: Yeah right, you can't even spell my name right!
Pilar: Jesus Christ I-
Jesus: Yes?
Pilar: No, I didn't mean you, sorry about that. Uhh darn it Sokka, it was a mistake
Don't make me mad or I'll-
Sokka: You better not
Pilar: I'll do it
Iroh: Don't! She'll really do it
Sokka: Go ahead! You're just bluffing!
Soka:…
Soka: Dammit! My name is Sokka!
Pilar: Muahahahaha Soka, Soka, Soka, Soka (Sokka raises his boomerang but I hold the script, or laptop or whatever) You better not, or I'll screw up Aang's name!
Katara: Gasp!
Pilar: That's right, Ang!
Ang: Noooooooooo! (Fall to his knee's and throws his arms to the air. Katara started to use water bending against me when I write in my script)
Pilar: Kataria
Kataria: Nooooooooooooooo! I have been renamed!
Pilar: ( I turn to Zuko and Iroh) Crap, I really can't screw up you names, except maybe I call Zuko Zuzu, and Iroh Iron
Iron: That's no cool, yo
ZuZu: Since when have you been gangster?
Iron: Whenever I wanted biotch
Pilar: Ok, we really got to get to the story. Guys (everyone stands up) look, I'm really sorry I misspelled your names. Okay Aang, Sokka, Katara, Zuko, and Iroh?
Katara: Much better
Aang: Now on with the show!
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Zuko groaned. His head felt worse again. He tried to get up but couldn't. He then realized that his hands and feet were tied and his chest had a rope around it connecting him to a tree. Zuko moved jerkily trying to break free.
"Ouch!" Sokka cried out. Zuko surprised looked at his surroundings. Sokka was to his right and Aang was to his left also tied up. Uncle and Katara must be on the other side of the tree Zuko thought.
"What happened?" Zuko demanded, struggling.
"Like we would know?" Sokka said.
"I think we have been ambushed," Aang thought out loud, Aang just started to wake up.
"Gee, what gave you that idea," Iroh replied. "Zuko? Are you ok?" Iroh called out.
"Peachy. Just peachy," Zuko muttered.
"Well look who we have here?" A voice called out, and everyone became quiet. There stood the Pirate Captain and his crew.
Katara gasped. The pirate I stole the water scrolls from! She thought and panicked.
"What do you want? Let us go now!" Zuko demanded.
"You're in no position to make demands," the pirates chuckled. "I've been wanting revenge on you lot for a long time. Taking my water scroll, destroying my ship, making a mockery of me,"
"Get it line, everyone wants me dead," Zuko said, and the pirate took out his sword in a flash. It was pointed right on Zuko's artery. Zuko could feel the pressure on his neck.
"No! Don't mind Zuko!" Katara yelled out. "He's just a stupid fire bender,"
"Hey!" Zuko outburst.
"Let us go!" said Aang quietly.
"Or what will you do," The Captain Pirate mocked, drawing little blood from Zuko's neck.
Aang breathed in deeply, and blew out a gust of air that drove the Captain Pirate twenty feet back, his sword knocked out of his hand.
"Blow all you want matie!" The Pirate Captain called out. "But I have this little boy you should think of." And he held Ping in his arms, which started to cry.
"Let him go!" Zuko yelled, but the pirate just laughed.
"I think I'll make him one of my own," the Captain jeered. "Finish them off, I'm going back to the ship with this little one," Zuko and everyone else started to struggle, trying to get free while the Captain walked away.
Zuko's mind racing, quickly thought up a plan. "You over there! Come here!"
"What do you want?" A pirate came over to Zuko wearing green rags.
"Come closer, I bet that I can blow you farther than the Avatar over there did to the Captain." Zuko said.
The pirate laughed. "I must of hit your head too hard mate! You're no air bender! He's the last air bender! You must think that I'm stupid or something!"
"What are you doing Zuko?" Aang asked in a whisper.
Zuko ignored him. "I'll make a bet with you," Zuko offered.
"A bet? I'm listening," the pirate crouched down coming face to face with Zuko.
"If I can blow you farther than your Captain, you'll set me free." Zuko proposed.
"And if you don't?"
"You can take my life," Zuko said.
"Zuko! Don't be foolish!" Iroh outburst.
"Ok, go ahead. I'll give you three blows if you want matie," the pirate mocked standing over him.
"I'll only need one," Zuko said grimly.
"Well then, go ahead,"
Zuko breathed in deeply, summoning all his rage and breathed out fire right onto the pirate. The pirate screamed rolling on the ground trying to put out the fire. Mean while Zuko ripped free with his knife. While the pirates were distracted, Zuko attacked relentlessly. While the others were trying to untie themselves.
Eventually, Sokka cut his binds and joined in on the fight taking out as many pirates as he could, but unfortunately, many of them retreated back to the ship.
"Hey, they're retreating!" Katara said.
"We have to follow them!" Zuko said.
"We can't just go follow them where there's like a hundred pirates!" Aang shouted waving his arms about.
"There's only 20 of them, maybe thirty. I can take them out," Zuko replied starting to walk away.
"Wait! There has to be a better way," Katara said. "Zuko, I know you want Ping back, but we have to do it so we don't get captured ourselves"
"Then what do we do? Just sit back and do nothing!" Zuko snapped.
"Well I do have a plan," Sokka called out acting smug.
"Well lets hear it," Iroh said.
"This better be good," Zuko threatened, and everyone gathered around Sokka.
"This might sound tricky, but it might work," Sokka explained. "Ok here what we do. Some of us dress up as pirates, and sneaks the rest of us in. It's a simple operation. Go in and get Ping, and then get out of there,"
"But where are we going to get pirate clothes?" Katara asked.
"I think I might know where," Aang answered her, looking at the beat up unconscious pirates still lying on the ground near them.
"Ok, so everyone agrees with the plan?" Sokka asked.
"It sounds crazy, but it might just work." Iroh said, stroking his beard. "I'll do it,"
Aang, Katara, and Iroh raised their hands. Zuko gave in and raised his hand.
"Ok, we'll go with the peasants plan." Zuko said. "We'll strike them at night,"
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I know that Insane Elvish Vampire Pirate wanted Jet to be in this and get beaten up, so I thought I would compromise, since I would also like to see Jet be beaten up.
Pilar: Everyone gather around! (everyone, well, gathers around) I give you all permission to beat the crap out of Jet
Katara: Really?
Pilar: Really, well at least Zuko has to beat the most of the crap out of Jet. It was a request from Insane Elvish Vampire Pirate
Zuko: Really? Ok then!
Iroh: (Comes in with a garbage bag) I have what you asked for, you know the body of uhhh….. you know
Pilar: No Iroh! That's for, you know tomorrow night…(Everyone stares at us)
Iroh: Oh right (inside the thing in the bag starts singing "It's a small world after all" Iroh kicks the bag multiple times until it was quiet)
Pilar: We need Jet
Iroh: Ok (disappears while I put the garbage bag in the freezer. Iroh comes back with Jet unconscious)
Pilar: Crap! This won't be much fun unless he's awake!
Iroh: Here use the stick that I wake and knock out people
Katara: ooo let me! (Starts poking Jet, until he wakes up)
Jet: Hey baby, come here (Katara punches Jet in the face) Ouch! WTF!
Pilar: Zuko, before you beat the crap out of Jet-
Jet: What?
Pilar: Take your shirt off
Zuko: Why?
Pilar: uhhh part of the request from a reader. Just do it!
Zuko: ok (takes shirt off and starts punching Jet in the face and kicking in the stomach. Jet meanwhile cries, and I start giggling. Hehe Zuko, shirt off)
Sokka: I wanna beat up Jet! (He picks bloody Jet up, and punches him. Eventually Jet dies)
Katara: Great! I didn't even get the chance to beat him up that much
Aang: Guys! What have you done? (Aang just comes in from some where) I leave you guys for like five minutes and you kill someone.
Pilar: Iroh (Iroh looks at me and nods. We get a garbage bag and stuff Jet in the bag.)
Iroh: No one saw anything, got it? (Everyone nods, scared of us)
Katara: If anyone would like a character to be beaten up, just review the story and tell the name of the character. No one really got murdered, so don't take this seriously. Hope you enjoy the chapter!