The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I do not own the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might chose to make fun of.
Well, here we are again. Another chapter and already having the time of my life writing these fanfics. I have plenty more ideas, so keep Read and Reviewing if you want them to see the light of day. Anyways, I still don't own the music used in this fanfic. Or any other fanfic for that moment… Ah, well. Enjoy another parody!
Parody #2
A Parody of The Ring
By: The X series
Narrator - It was another peaceful day in Giga City.
(X is on his home computer finishing the assignment for school. He just finishes when there's a knock at his door.)
X - I wonder who that could be?
Narrator - X answered the door and found himself face-to-face with the last person he ever expected…
X - Oh, hey, Zero. I kind of expected to see you.
Narrator - Well, maybe not the last person, but he was real close!
(Zero walks in holding a videotape.)
Zero - Hey, X. Listen. Have you ever seen something so scary, you just had to show someone else?
X - I can't say that I have.
Zero - Good, cause this isn't like that. This is something I picked up at Blockbuster.
X - Where's the case?
Zero - I didn't say I paid for it, did I?
X - Oh.
Zero - I just thought you might want to check it out for me.
X - Um, sure. Why?
Zero - Because. I've got Blockbuster goons on me! Bye!
(Zero runs off and two security guards chase after him.)
X - Okay…
(X shuts the door and walks to the living room, where he inserts the tape.)
X - I wonder what this is?
(The screen flashes on and shows a well. The well scene is replaced with…)
X - A RICHARD SIMMONS TRAINING VIDEO! OH MY…
(The brief Richard Simmons scene is replaced with one of Sigma tweaking his nipples.)
X -AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The TV cracks. The scene is soon replaced with one of a empty, white room.)
X - -breathing heavily- I have just been scarred for life.
(The scene changes back to the well and shortly thereafter, the tape runs out.)
X - Well, I see what Zero meant by it being scary enough to show someone else. Speaking of which, I wonder how Zero is doing?
Narrator - Meanwhile, elsewhere in Giga City…
Blockbuster goons - Stop, blondie!
Zero - Oh, you did not just call me that!
(Zero stops and proceeds to beat the stuffing out of the goons from Blockbuster)
Narrator - Back at X's house…
X - Ah, well. I'm sure he's just fine.
(The phone rings.)
X - Uh oh.
(X picks the phone up and puts it to his ear.)
X - Hello?
Hoarse voice on the other side of the line - You have seven days…
X - -rolls his eyes- Nice try, Axl.
Axl - You're no fun. But I'm serious. Some weirdo just came by and told me to call you and say that you had seven days. What do you think?
(X drops the receiver and just stares into space.)
Axl - Hello? Hello? Fine! Be that way, you fag.
(X snaps back to reality and snatches up the receiver.)
X - I'm going to kill you for that!
(Axl hangs up, as does X.)
X - Note to self: Kill Axl in an odd and twisted way later.
X - Well, if Axl was right, then I'd better get started.
(X walks out of the door, locks it, and takes a huge whiff of air.)
X -HELLO WOR…
(A pot falls on X's head.)
A few days later…
(X come to and finds himself in a hospital bed.)
X -What the…
Doctor - Ah, X. You're awake.
X - DR. DOPPLER!
Dr. Doppler - Yes? Well, who'd you expect? Doctor Doolittle?
X - How long have I been unconscious?
Doppler - You been knocked out for some time. As a matter of fact…
X - I need numbers please! My life might depend on it!
Doppler - -sigh- Six and a half days. Why?
(X's eyes bugged out and he spun to look at the clock. He saw that he had an hour left!)
X - DAMN POT!
(X leapt out of bed, grabs and puts on his clothes, and run out of the door.)
Doppler - Ah. So, it was drugs. I figured that. -begins writing in his notebook-
X - SHIT! I have an hour before I die! And I still don't… WAIT!
(X stops and remembers what was on the tape, shuddering afterwards.)
X - I've got it! Richard Simmons must be a friend of Sigma's! In which case, that would mean that Sigma is gay! Which means that he did that horrifyingly obscene gesture in public! Which means that he'd be at…
(The camera view changes suddenly changes from a hospital to the far away view of the local insane asylum. X walks up to the front desk.)
X - Um, excuse me. Was a mister Sigma submitted into…
Clerk - THAT NAME! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
X -I'll take that as a yes. I'll just go and see him now…
Narrator - Meanwhile, in a large white room…
(Sigma sits in the corner with a straight jacket on. A plate of food sits not too far from him. He is trying to bend over and eat some of it, but he can't bend over that far.)
Sigma - Damn straight jacket!
(The door opens suddenly and a person in white clothing comes in.)
Person - Mr. Sigma, you have a…
(X suddenly reached his hand in and shoved the person behind him.)
X - YOU'VE GOT A VISITOR, BITCH!
Sigma - Ah, X. I've been expecting you.
X - I'll bet you were, you sick bastard. Why? What was the video tape's purpose?
Sigma - Oh, it's purpose? Well, I got bored. I wanted some company.
X - Um, okay. What about the weirdo who talked to Axl?
Sigma - Just some bum who thought that I was his grandmother.
X - Right… And the time limit?
Sigma - How long I had until I'm executed.
X - They're executing you?
Sigma - Yup. Gay haters.
X - Right… WAIT! What about the well? What was the relevance in that?
Sigma - Ah, yes. Well, you see, X. If I've calculated the events leading up to this moment correctly, I think that Zero…
Narrator - Meanwhile, at a well in a distant part of the forest…
(Zero drags the bodies of the two Blockbuster goons, who he had killed unintentionally while beating them to a pulp, up to the well and lifts one of them onto his shoulders.)
Zero - In ya go, ugly.
(A splash can be heard when the guard hits the water.)
Zero - Your turn!
(Again, a splash can be heard when the guard hits the water. Zero then closes the well.)
Zero - Phew! That was close.
(Zero looked up and saw two people talking by the edge of a cliff.)
Zero - Cool! Someone's going to commit suicide! This I've got to see!
(Zero began running towards the cliff, but stumbled when he hit a rock. Unfortunately, he stumbled off the cliff.)
Zero - AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The two pedestrians wince when they see Zero hit the water.)
Pedestrian #1 - Poor guy. Forgot his rope.
Pedestrian #2 - Wanna race down?
Pedestrian #1 - Sure!
(The two bungie-jumpers then jump off the cliff and race to see if Zero survived.)
Well? The way I see it, if Sephiroth doing the Fantasia dance in Video Game Village didn't scar you for life, then the obscene Sigma gesture should! Anyways, Read and Review please!