The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Here we go! Another parody for your reading pleasure! This time, it's a parody of a famous comedy. It also happens to be one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, if not, THE funniest! Enjoy!
Parody #4
A Parody of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
By: The Classic Megaman series
(Megaman is walking through a forest and Wily, dressed in weird armor, is waiting.)
Megaman - Hey, Wily.
Wily - I am not Wily! I am the knight who does this: -does the eyebrow thing-
Megaman - OH GOD NO!
Knight Who Does This - If you plan to pass through these woods alive, you must leave and bring me back… A SHRUBBERY! -Climatic music plays in the background-
Megaman - Um, okay. -pulls one from behind his back-
Knight Who Does This - Um, okay. In that case, you must bring me back… A FORD F-150 PICKUP TRUCK! -Climatic music plays again-
(Megaman pushes a button and a pickup truck falls behind Wily.)
Knight Who Does This - Fine. A McDonald's Big Mac.
Megaman - -hands him one-
Knight Who Does This - A chipmunk!
Megaman - -catches one that was running by-
Knight Who Does This - A box of Rice-O-Roni!
(Several hours later)
Knight Who Does This - MICHAEL JACKSON'S NOSE!
Megaman - Aw, man! That cost me 30,000 Zenny on Ebay! -hands it over-
Knight Who Does This - THE KEYS TO THE MONSTER TRUCK GRAVE DIGGER!
Megaman - -tosses them to him-
Knight Who Does This - A COPY OF MEGAMAN ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION!
(Several more hours later)
Knight Who Does This - THE REASON WHY DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT!
Megaman - An asteroid hit Earth.
Knight Who Does This - BRITTANY SPEARS' LATEST CD!
Megaman - -hands it over-
Knight Who Does This - OKAY! WHAT DON'T YOU HAVE?
Megaman - Um, well. I don't have any money.
Knight Who Does This - HA! YOU MUST GIVE ME TWO CENTS! HA HA!
Megaman - -lifts his foot- Oh, wait! What's this? -pulls two pennies out of the gum on his shoe-
Knight Who Does This - WHY YOU… YOU… ARGH!
(The Knight Who Does This begins shaking his head rapidly and it soon blows up.)
Megaman - Can I have Michael Jackson's nose back?
Narrator - Elsewhere…
(Bass, Protoman, and Roll are approaching a fog-covered bridge. An old man stands near the beginning of it.)
Protoman - I've heard of this bridge. It's called the bridge of death. You must answer three questions in order to cross. If you get a question wrong, you're thrown into the underworld.
Bass - This is going to be easy.
(Bass walks up to the old man.)
Old man - Stop! First, you must answer these questions three and then the other side you may see.
Bass - Dr. Light?
Dr. Light - SSSHHH! I'm called 'the Bridgekeeper' here, okay?
Bass - Um, okay.
Dr. Light - First, what is your name?
Bass - You're kidding me, right?
Dr. Light - ANSWER IT!
Bass - -jumps- Bass! Just don't hurt me!
Dr. Light - Next, what is your quest?
Bass - I'm going for… a walk?
Dr. Light - Third question. What…
(A long silence follows.)
Bass - What…
Dr. Light - IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!
Bass - Um, red?
Dr. Light - Oh, well. I guess I'll see you around then.
Bass - Okay…
(Bass crosses the bridge and Protoman approaches.)
Dr. Light - What is your name?
Protoman - Um, Protoman. Remember?
Dr. Light - What is your quest?
Protoman - I just want to find out how to be left alone.
Dr. Light - What…
(Another long silence follows.)
Dr. Light - IS THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA?
Protoman - What happens if I say that I don't know?
(Protoman lifts off of the ground and is thrown into the bottomless abyss below the bridge.)
Roll - Protoman!
Protoman - I'm still alive. And it feels like I'm on… Jell-O?
Roll - Jell-O?
Ring Man - I'm next.
Dr. Light - What is your name?
Ring Man - I am Ring Man. The strongest Robot Master in the world!
Dr. Light - What is your quest?
Ring Man - To become stronger than Megaman!
Dr. Light - What…
(Yet another long pause followed.)
Dr. Light - IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!
Ring Man - Blue. NO, GREEN!
(Ring Man lifts off of the ground and is thrown into the bottomless abyss below the bridge.)
Roll - Ring Man!
Ring Man - Still alive! Hey, wait. This is Jell-O!
Protoman - Told you so.
(Roll approaches Dr. Light.)
Dr. Light - What is your name?
Roll - I'm Roll.
Dr. Light - What is your quest?
Roll - To get Protoman and Ring Man back.
Dr. Light - What…
(One last long silence follows.)
Dr. Light - IS THE FIRST MEGAMAN GAME TO FEATURE WEAKNESSES!
Roll - Depends. Which system do you mean? NES? PS2? Gamecube? X-Box perhaps?
Dr. Light - Well, I don't know that.
(Dr. Light lifts off of the ground and is thrown into the bottomless abyss below the bridge. However, he continues falling to the underworld. Protoman and Ring Man crawl there way up to the other side of the bridge.)
Bass - What happened to the Jell-O?
Ring Man - We ate it! What do you think we did with it?
Narrator - Elsewhere…
(Auto and Megaman approach a giant cave that appeared out of nowhere.)
Megaman - What the…
Auto - This is the cave that is said to hold the deadliest obstacle on the planet as its guardian.
Megaman - What's the deadliest obstacle in the world?
(The floor in front of the cave turns into a floor of spikes.)
Megaman - CRAP! I can't cross this! But maybe…
(Megaman calls Rush down.)
Megaman - Go into the cave, boy!
Rush - Woof! Woof!
(Rush proceeds to walk over the spikes and enter the cave.)
Megaman - WHAT! HOW CAN RUSH STEP ON SPIKES WITHOUT DYING INSTANTLY, BUT I CAN'T!
Auto - From what I hear, Dr. Light ran out of the special metal he used.
Megaman - I'm going to tear him a new hole when I find him!
(Rush exits the cave and a monster follows after him.)
Megaman - GO! DOG! GO!
Narrator - Suddenly, Metal Sonic EX suffered a fatal heart attack!
Metal Sonic EX - No, I didn't I just got hungry. -leaves-
(The monster stops and disappears.)
Megaman - Um, okay.
Auto - So, what do we do now?
Megaman - Wait until Metal Sonic EX writes our next parody.
Auto - That's it?
Megaman - That's it.
I like this chapter. But, then again, I like all of my chapters! Anyways, I'm still unsure of what series will be doing the next parody, but I'll figure it out. Also, Read and Review or you'll end up like Dr. Light or Wily!