The Random Megaman Parody Show

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.

Well, it took me a while to figure it out, but I've finally managed to make another parody! Just so you know, I haven't seen the movie for quite some time. I'm merely writing what I found on a summary on the Internet. So, here it is! My next parody!

Parody #5

A Parody of The Fast and The Furious

By: The Legends series

(The setting is a closed-off street in New York. The crowd is roaring as numerous cars pull up to the starting line. The favorite in this race is Megaman Voulnut. His friend, Data, is dancing in the back seat. Megaman pulls into first. He smirks and rolls down his window as a car pulls up next to him and rolls down its window. Megaman Juno looks over and smiles.)

Juno - What up, bitch?

Megaman - You're going down, bitch!

(Tron Bonne walks up and holds two flags in the air.)

Tron - Ready…

Juno - No, I'm not.

Megaman - Really? Why?

Tron - Set…

Juno - Because prior to this race, I took the liberty of removing your engine.

Megaman - WHAT!

Tron - Go!

(Everyone speeds by Megaman as he just sits there, dumbfounded.)

Megaman - Then how'd I pull up?

(Megaman looks behind him and sees Teasel trying to push the car forward.)

Teasel - I could use some help here!

Megaman - Oh… In that case, I have no choice.

(Megaman grabs Data, who begins kicking and screaming, and exits his car. He walks up to the hood and he opens it.)

Data - Let me go!

Megaman - Have it your way.

(Megaman throws Data into the space were the engine should be, throws him some wires, and slams the hood down.)

Megaman - Get to work!

(Data grumbles as he begins his dance again. He rubs his hands together so fast, it starts the car.)

Megaman - Here we go! WHOO!

(Megaman slams his foot on the gas pedal and he goes flying off, dragging Teasel with him.)

Teasel - Help!

Megaman - Shut up and hold on!

(Megaman sees Juno's car not to far ahead of him. Megaman pulls up to Juno's side.)

Megaman - You're a dead man!

Juno - Well, you've somehow outsmarted me. However, winning this race is still out of your league. So, give up.

(Juno lifts his floating arm and shoots a laser from it. It goes right through the windows, hits another car, and makes that car blow up.)

Juno - Whose automobile was that?

Megaman - I think that that was Glyde.

Juno - Oh… So, in other words, nobody important, right?

Megaman - Not really. Personally, I wanted to throw out of his own ship while it was in the air.

Juno - I see…

Teasel - Help me!

Megaman - Shut up and hold on!

(Megaman activates his nitrous and goes flying past Juno as Teasel lets go, falls through the air, and gets hit by Juno.)

Juno - Thank you for nothing, carbon! I paid an abnormally large sum of money for that windshield which you have just so rudely cracked.

(Glyde drives by and shouts out his window.)

Glyde - Go back to your own country, bitch! We don't need your ching chang chongs here!

(A.N. A few people might take this as a somewhat racist remark. I'd like to apologize in advance to anyone that this statement might offend. I'm not racist, nor is this statement intended to be racist. It's just supposed to be making fun off the way Juno talks.)

Juno - Hmmm……… If that was Glyde, then whose car did I blow up?

(The scene changes to Mistress Sera, surrounded by miscellaneous car parts.)

Sera - I'll kill him for that!

Juno - Ah, well! It was still probably someone not important!

(The scene changes back to Megaman's car.)

Megaman - How are you doing, Data?

Data - -sweating like crazy- I could use a rest!

Megaman - You're fine!

(The scene changes to where Glyde and Juno are shouting at each other.)

Glyde - You're nothing but a floating… Thingamabob!

Juno - Perhaps. But at least I appeared in the first Legends game. You had to wait until The Misadventures of Tron Bonne.

Glyde - Damn it! Capcom said that they weren't going to tell anyone! Those bastards!

(Juno gasps.)

Glyde - What?

(Juno's floating hand flies through Glyde's window and begins to slap the crap out of his face.)

Juno - Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!

(The scene reverts back to Megaman's car and he looks outside the window to see Teasel riding a bicycle. The odd thing is that Teasel's bicycle was going the same speed as Megaman's car.)

Teasel - I nearly died because of you!

Megaman - You've nearly died a lot more than just once because of me.

Teasel - Oh yeah… But I'll kick your ass just for the fun of… -disappears-

(Let's do that in slow motion, shall we not!)

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(Now let's go back to normal speed.)

Megaman - That was not only weird, but it was also retarded, odd, unusual, funny, random, and annoying.

(The scene goes back to Juno's car.)

Juno - pulls his hand back- Well, that was oddly entertaining.

Glyde - -has a face cast that covers his eyes-

Juno - Wait! How can he see if his eyes are covered?

Metal Sonic EX - -chuckles- That's just it…

Glyde - -drives off of a cliff-

Metal Sonic EX - He can't! -laughs like a maniac-

Juno - Right…

(The scene goes back to Megaman's car. He can see the finish line.)

Megaman - Yes! I did it! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna…

Appo and Dah - drives past him and wins the race- Yah! We won! We won!

(A.N. Appo and Dah are the two retarded kids from Megaman Legends 2. I just felt like adding them in here.)

Megaman - -jaw drops to the floor- Oh, that's it!

(Megaman runs the two brothers over and jumps out of his car as it drives into the freeway and gets run over by a semi.)

Crowd - ……… -begins cheering Megaman's name- Hercules! Hercules!

Megaman - Wrong movie!

(Roll runs up and hugs Megaman.)

Roll - You won! But, wait… Wasn't Data still in the car?

Megaman - ………

Crowd - ………

Megaman - Oops.

(The crowd, who is secretly a mob of Data fan club members, lift pitchforks and torches.)

Megaman - Oh crap…

(Megaman turns and starts running for his life as the mob goes after him. Juno's car comes out of nowhere, runs Megaman over, and comes to a screeching halt no-to-far away. Juno exits his car.)

Crowd - ………

Juno - ………

Crowd - ………

Juno - ………

Crowd - CRUNCHY!

(Everyone turns and starts heading for Taco Bell.)

I'm sorry that this was a relatively short chapter. The next chapter will be the Legends series again and after that, I plan on having two parodies with the Megaman Zero series. I don't know the Megaman EXE series well enough, so I probably won't include them in this fanfic. Unless of course I learn more about them, but until then…

Anyways, the next parody, as I mentioned, will be the Legends series. The idea came to mind after I did something. I can't exactly remember what I did, but… Anyways, Read and Review and I shall continue!