The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Okay, this is going to end up being one seriously screwed up chapter. The reason is probably the subject of this chapter's parodies and the available characters that I have to choose from. And yes, I do plan on making a different parody that is mentioned in this chapter. So now, parody number six!
Parody #6
A Parody of Austin Powers
By: The Legends series
(The setting is Kattelox Island. The Austin Powers theme starts as blue armored feet cross in front of the camera. People on the other side of the street stop and gape at the figure, who you should know as Megaman. Tron and Teasel Bonne enter Downtown and see people looking at Megaman as he walks in a weird fashion down the sidewalk.)
Teasel - Hey, isn't that…
Tron - Quick! Avert your gaze!
(Megaman jumps up into the air and the scene freezes that way as 'Megaman Voulnut' pops up next to him. Below this, you can see the words 'Person Who Takes Crack'. The scene and Megaman's odd dance resumes.)
Megaman - -enters Uptown and points- Hey, look! It's Ashlee Simpson!
(Ashlee starts bouncing on her feet and is about to sing a song when a tape recorder that is behind her starts playing the same song with her already singing it. She does a nervous jig and slinks away.)
Megaman - Yeah! Get out of here! That'll teach you to lip synch!
(Megaman looks around and jumps in the air again. The Austin Powers theme fades out. The scene changes to the outskirts of Nino Island. The Dr. Evil sound effect is heard as the camera zooms in quickly and stops on Juno putting his pinky to the edge of his lip. Juno turns around and begins hovering towards the table.)
Juno - All right everybody. Let's begin.
('Number Two' raises his hand.)
Juno - Yes, Number Two?
('Number Two', otherwise known as Bon Bonne, lowers his hand.)
Bon - Babu babu babu. Babu!
Juno - Uh huh……… Listen, I don't speak freaky, deaky Dutch!
(Tron and Teasel walk in for no apparent reason.)
Teasel - Well, actually, that's all he can say.
Juno - So, what? He's like one of those Pokemon things?
Tron - Well… Not exactly…
Juno - Right. Just sit down so we can start.
(Tron and Teasel take their seats and a large screen is lowered from the ceiling.)
Juno - Okay everybody. Here's the plan.
(Some large, powerful-looking laser appears on the screen.)
Juno - This is an advanced version of Eden.
Bon - Babu babu babu…
Juno - Silence Number Two!
Bon - -shuts up-
(Juno turns around and does the finger thing for everything that is in these: "")
Juno - That's better. Now, we'll use this "laser" to shoot a highly advanced and powerful "laser beam". This "laser beam" is much more powerful than anything that we've ever came up with before. It will rewrite the laws of physics, making anything that was impossible possible and making anything possible impossible. We will call this plan…
(The Dr. Evil sound effect plays again as Juno puts his pinky back to his lip.)
Juno - Mission Impossible.
(Tron raises her hand.)
Juno - Yes, what is it?
Tron - Mission Impossible was a famous movie. I don't think that the copyrights would allow to use this as a plan name.
Juno - Fine! Anyone have any ideas?
Tron - How about Preparation H?
Juno - We've already tried Preparation H!
Servbots - Potato chips! We want potato chips!
Juno - What do you think we're making? A shopping list! Oh, forget it! We'll call this plan…
(Juno does the pinky thing.)
Juno - Operation Zucchini Bread!
(Juno begins laughing and is soon joined by everyone else. Juno suddenly stops and begin waving his hands in the air.)
Juno - Whoa whoa whoa! I just remembered something. Tron, call for my clone!
Tron - Right away sir.
(Tron leans her head back and shouts at the top of her lungs, making everyone jump.)
Tron - BRING IN THE CLONE!
(Two Servbots come in, escorting a small, monkey-like object that is saying rude comments about Megaman. He crawled up onto the table and everyone saw Data standing there.)
Juno - smiles And I shall call him…
(Juno does the pinky thing with the Dr. Evil sound effect afterwards.)
Juno - Chibi-Me!
(Juno is about to start laughing when Megaman, the Inspector, and the police force come in through the doors.)
Megaman - I don't think so! You're plans are all seriously ungroovy, man! Yeah!
Juno - Oh come on! We didn't even start the plan yet!
(Dr. Psyche, from Megaman X: Command Mission, walks in and begins twirling his fingers in Megaman's direction.)
Dr. Psyche - Quit your bumbling and get them!
Juno - Um… Dr. Psyche…
Dr. Psyche - Yes?
Juno - What are you doing here?
Dr. Psyche - You mean that this isn't the Command Mission parody?
Megaman - -speaking in his normal voice- Uh… Not exactly. The Command Mission parody is kind of still like… What? Three chapters away?
Dr. Psyche - Well, the hell with this!
(Dr. Psyche turns around and begins waddling away.)
Juno - Well, that was… Interesting to say the least.
Megaman - -talking like Austin Powers- You're telling me, baby! Yeah!
Narrator - A few hours later…
(Juno is sitting in the police station lobby with Tron, Teasel, Bon Bonne, the Servbots, and Data.)
Juno - Why are we out here?
Random Officer - Oh, we're to damn cheap to build a jail for criminals! So, we just let them sit in here.
Juno - Okay…
(Juno motions for everyone to huddle and they do so.)
Juno - Okay. Here's the plan…
Servbots - Do we get our potato chips?
Tron - No! Be quiet!
Servbots - Hey, wait! We never appeared in the last parody!
Juno - -starts- Hey, you're right! Everyone here appeared except the Servbots and Number Two. Why is that?
Tron - Well, you see… Metal Sonic EX grew a bit lazy during the last parody, so he'll just throw some random flashback in this chapter.
(Everyone grows silent for a few seconds.)
Teasel - So, when does this flashback occur?
Tron - I don't know. That's why they call it…
-Flashback-
(Tron shouts 'Go', the race starts, and Tron jumps into her own car. She speeds away with Bon Bonne in the back seat and a Servbot in the passenger's seat.)
Tron - Here we go!
Bon Bonne - Babu. Babu babu babu?
Tron - I'll tell you how we'll win! I merely have the other 39 Servbots sabotage all of the other racers until there's no one left but me!
Bon - Babu babu?
Tron - Of course it'll work! Besides, I've got thirty-nine Servbots………
(Tron's car is thrown into the air as they run something over. Tron pokes her head out of the window and pulls it back in.)
Tron - Oops. I meant to say that I have thirty-eight…
(They run something over again.)
Tron - Thirty-seven…
(Flash forward to around the time that Juno blows up Mistress Sera's car.)
Tron - -hits something- Twenty-three…
Tron - -hits something else- Twenty-two…
Tron - -hits something again- Twenty-one… I think I'm starting to see a pattern…
(Tron looks out of her window and sees Mistress Yuna flying by on top of Gatz.)
Tron - CHEATER!
(Mistress Yuna turns and gives Tron the bird.)
Yuna - Up yours, carbon! Weeeeeee!
(Yuna and Gatz fly higher into the air and, seconds later, there is a loud explosion and some burning debris that is Gatz falls to the ground.)
Bon - Babu babu?
Tron - I don't know. Anti-air force maybe?
(Flash forward to around the time when Juno goes 'Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!'.)
Tron - -hits something- Twelve…
Tron - -hits something else- Eleven…
Tron - -hits something again- Ten… I'm definitely seeing a pattern…
(Flash forward to when the crowd says 'Crunchy!' and goes to Taco Bell. A Servbot dressed in ragged clothes slowly pushes a shopping cart out of an alley, turns his head, and screams just seconds before he gets run over.)
Tron - One left… I wonder where he…
(Tron and Bon slowly turn their heads to the Servbot sitting in the passenger's seat.)
Servbot - No! Please, Miss Tron! Torture me! Squish me! Just don't throw me out of…
(The scene changes to a birds-eye view of Tron's car. The last Servbot comes flying out of the passenger's side window.)
Servbot - THE WINDOW! -gets run over by another car-
Tron - Zero! Yay! Wait… That's bad…
-End Flashback-
Tron - …a random flashback. Hey! Wait a sec!
Metal Sonic EX - -slowly slinks away-
Juno - So, if you ran all of them over, how are they here?
Tron - You don't want to know.
Juno - Okay… Listen! Take anything you can and then we'll bust out of here.
Everyone else - Right!
Narrator - Seconds later…
(Juno and everyone else leave with a handful of clothing.)
Juno - That's not what I meant. But…
Narrator - Elsewhere on Kattelox Island…
(Megaman is walking down the street in his odd fashion again. Roll walks up to him.)
Megaman - Well, hello hello! Who might you be?
Roll - Oh, me? I'm just the random girl that appears in every Austin Powers movie. You know… Fook Yu, Fook Mi, Dixie Normous, Alotta Fagina, Ivana Humpalot, etc. etc.
(A.N. Say the names real fast in order to get it.)
Megaman - Oh yeah! I got me a babe!
Roll - That reminds me. How do you always get the girls?
Megaman - Well, it's all about the mojo, baby!
Narrator - Back at 'Dr. Evil's' lair…
Juno - Fire the laser!
Tron - FIRE THE LASER!
(The giant laser fires.)
Teasel - Who'd of thought that a laser can be powered by clothing that hasn't been washed in three years?
Juno - Yes. It will forever be a mystery.
Megaman - Yes. Almost like how I keep popping up out of the blue!
Juno - Curses! Foiled again!
Tron - Um, sir? We've already fired the laser.
Juno - We have? Excellent! You're too late, Megaman!
Megaman - No I'm not. I took the liberty of moving a giant mirror in front of the laser's path. I'm going to leave now so that when I walk away, your base will blow to pieces behind me.
Juno - What!
Megaman - Consider this payback for the last parody. See ya! -leaves-
Juno - No! You can't leave me!
Tron - He just did.
Juno - Wait! Chibi-Me can save us! Where is he anyways?
(The scene changes briefly to show Data asleep in the police office lobby. The scene goes back to Juno's base.)
Juno - NNNNNOOOOO!
(Juno's base is blow to pieces as Megaman and Roll walk out of Uptown. People behind them start screaming.)
People - City Hall has been blown up by a giant laser!
Random Snitch - It was Megaman!
People - Let's get him!
(Megaman hears this, turns around, and starts running for his life when the crowd starts running towards him.)
Megaman - This is totally ungroovy, man!
What did I tell you? Pretty screwed up, huh? Anyways, the next two chapters will be the Megaman Zero series and after that, the Megaman X: Command Mission parody will take place. It's probably going to be my longest parody thus far. So, Read and Review if you ever want to see it!