The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
This is going to be the first of two Megaman Zero series parodies. The reason that I made this parody is because it was an idea I got when I was walking around aimlessly. I've turned into something funny and this is it! This is parody number seven!
Parody #7
A Parody of Family Feud
By: The Megaman Zero series
(The Family Feud theme begins playing as an announcer starts talking.)
Announcer - It's time for the Family Feud hosted by the one, the only, LOUIE ANDERSON!
(Louie Anderson comes waddling in dressed in some random armor.)
Louie - Damn it! I can barely move in this armor! Minions!
(Louie fan club members run in and struggle to pick Louie up. After a few seconds, they manage to lift him and they start running towards his podium.)
Minions - Louie! Louie! Louie!
(They put him down at his podium and walk away while rubbing their sore arms. The Family Feud theme fades out.)
Louie - Welcome to a special Megaman Zero episode of Family Feud! Today, on my right, we have the guardians from Neo Arcadia!
(The camera begins moving from the left to the right. The order that they are standing is: Omega X, Leviathan, Fefnir, Harpuia, and Phantom.)
Louie - We have Omega X…
(Omega looks at the camera apathetically and raises a sign that reads: All humans must perish!)
Louie - Leviathan…
(Leviathan waves at the camera and blows a kiss.)
Louie - Fefnir…
(Fefnir is being strangled.)
Louie - Harpuia…
(Harpuia is strangling Fefnir. The camera pauses on them and they pause to give a quick thumbs-up. Then they go back to what they were doing earlier. The camera continues moving.)
Louie - …and Phantom!
(Phantom is reading Romeo and Juliet.)
Louie - And, on my left, we have the Resistance!
(The order of the resistance is: Ciel, Alouette, X, and Zero.)
Louie - We have Ciel…
(Ciel is also reading Romeo and Juliet.)
Louie - Alouette……
(Alouette pokes her eyes over the table.)
Louie - X…
(The floating cyber elf projects a picture of X and he waves.)
Louie - …and Zero!
(Zero is drooling in his sleep. X pokes him and Zero does nothing. X nudges his arm and Zero does nothing. X motions to one of the crew members and Zero wakes up.)
X - Thank you.
Zero - What?
(X hits Zero in the head with a shovel. Zero's head causes the counter to crack. Zero looks annoyed at X.)
Zero - What was that for!
X - I just woke you up.
Zero - Yeah right! Hey, wait!
(Zero does a quick count of each side.)
Zero - They have one more player than we do!
Omega - So? It's nothing that you can't handle.
X - Silence clone!
Omega - Bite me!
Zero - I know how to settle this!
(Zero jumps up onto the counter and looks at the guardians side. He slowly moves from Omega and he keeps going down until he reaches Phantom. Harpuia nudges Phantom's shoulder and points at Zero when he looks up. Phantom's pupils sink in.)
Zero - Kill him!
(Phantom screams as Zero jumps on top of him. A dust cloud covers the two up. It moves around the counter and stops in front of Louie's podium. When the dust settles, Zero has his foot on top of a tombstone with a mound of dirt next to it.)
Zero - -goes back to his seat- That's better.
Louie - ………
Resistance - ………
Neo Arcadia - ………
Audience - ………
Mound of Dirt - ………
Louie - Let's go on anyways!
Audience - Yay!
Louie - The first round is for Omega and…
(Zero picks up his seat, walks over to Ciel, pushes everyone's chairs over, and puts his seat down in first place.)
Louie - And… Um… Zero…
Resistance - ………
Neo Arcadia - ………
Audience - ………
Mound of Dirt - ………
Louie - Let's go on anyways!
Audience - Yay!
(Omega and Zero walk up to their places and the board is revealed.
Board:
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Zero - I'll see you in hell!
Omega - Bite me!
Louie - No handshake?
Zero/ Omega - NO!
Louie - -jumps- Ah! Okay! Um… Well…… -clears throat- Okay, first question: Name any character from a Megaman game that is male, but looks and talks like a female.
Zero - -buzzes in-
Louie - Yes, Zero?
Zero - I'll have to say X.
X - Hey!
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
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Megaman X - X4
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X - Hey! Who said I sounded like a girl in X4!
(Several audience members began looking around nervously.)
X - I hate you all…
(Zero and Omega go back to their seats. Louie walks over to the Resistance side of the stage.)
Louie - Okay. Ciel, it's your turn.
Ciel - Um… Well…
-X-
Louie - Sorry, time's up. Alouette, how about you?
Alouette - Zero!
Zero - Why you little…
Louie - Survey says…
-XX-
Zero - Ha! See? I have very manly physique.
Omega - Yeah right.
Zero - Why you…
Louie - Okay. X, get this one wrong and it goes over to Neo Arcadia.
X - Don't worry. My answer has to be Lumine from Megaman X8.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
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Megaman X - X4
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Lumine - X8
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Louie - Okay. Zero, back to you.
Zero - It worked for me last time. So, I'll say Megaman.
X - Hey!
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Megaman - MM8
Megaman X - X4
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Lumine - X8
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X - The number one answer!
Louie - Don't look at me. Okay. Ciel, any idea?
Ciel - Now that I think about it, I do kind of remember Data from Megaman Legends.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Megaman MM8
Megaman X X4
Data MML
Lumine X8
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Louie - Okay. Alouette, your turn.
Alouette - Aqua Man!
Zero - Who?
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Megaman MM8
Megaman X X4
Data MML
Lumine X8
Aqua Man MM8
Ciel - How'd you know that?
Alouette - I saw his card.
Audience - -gasp-
Louie - ………
Resistance - ………
Neo Arcadia - ………
Audience - ………
Mound of Dirt - ………
Louie - Let's go on anyways!
Audience - Yay!
(Ciel and Leviathan walk up to the podium. The insult each other and don't shake hands.)
New Board:
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Louie - This is our Double Point Round. There's a lot of points to be one and………
Ciel/ Leviathan - Just get on with it!
Louie - -jumps again- Ah! Okay! -clears throat- Okay, next question: In the Megaman X series, all of the bosses from the stage select were either animals or plants. Name an animal or plant that Capcom didn't make a Maverick out of, but they should have.
Leviathan - -buzzes in-
Louie - Yes, Leviathan?
Leviathan - I'll go out on a limb and say a raisin.
Louie - ………
Audience - ………
Resistance - ………
Neo Arcadia - ………
Mound of Dirt - ………
Louie - Okay… Survey says…
Ding!
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Raisin - 2
Zero - What the? Who said a raisin!
(Again, several audience members look around nervously.)
Louie - Okay. Ciel, you've got a chance to get a higher answer than Leviathan. If you do, the Resistance gets the question.
Leviathan - Hey! We didn't get that option last round!
Louie - Sorry, Levi. No one likes you.
(Omega starts and pulls out a notebook. He scribbles something down and then turns it so that the audience can see.)
Omega's Notebook:
Humans That I Shall Kill In The Near Future:
George W. Bush
Ken Jennings
Bill Gates
Leonardo De Caprio
Louie Anderson
Louie - -gulps-
Ciel - Um, okay… I'll say… A monkey!
Zero - No! Moron! They made two different monkey Mavericks!
Louie - Survey says…
-X-
Louie - Sorry, Ciel. -goes over to Neo Arcadia-
Fefnir - Okay… I'll say… a big ass Piñata!
Omega - Moron!
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
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Big Ass Piñata - 3
Raisin - 2
Zero - Who'd you survey, Anderson? Special education kids!
Louie - I'm starting to think that they actually might have been…
Zero - -slaps face-
Louie - Okay. Harpuia?
Harpuia - I'll say scorpion because they're one of my favorite animals.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Scorpion - 65
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Big Ass Piñata - 3
Raisin - 2
Louie - Back to Omega.
Omega - I don't know. Something that can kill humans easily. Like… A mouse!
Louie - What have you been smoking?
Omega - The cheap stuff, Louie. The cheap stuff.
Louie - Right… Survey says…
Ding!
Scorpion - 65
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Mouse - 4
Big Ass Piñata - 3
Raisin - 2
Louie - Ah, hell with it! These guys aren't getting anything wrong so far! Let's just give them the round!
Zero - What!
Scorpion - 65
Coconut - 8
Potato - 7
Toucan - 6
Pumpkin - 5
Mouse - 4
Big-Ass Piñata - 3
Raisin - 2
X - Who said a coconut?
Zero - Who cares! They got the round while we worked for ours!
Louie - So, Alouette looked at my card.
Zero - -growls-
Louie - Okay, final round! Whoever wins this, wins the game!
Zero - What about the round where two people from the same team has to answer five questions?
Louie - Metal Sonic EX is becoming lazy again.
(The entire audience turns to Metal Sonic EX who is sitting in the front row, snoring up a storm.)
Zero - Whatever.
(X and Harpuia walk up to the podium.)
Alouette/ Fefnir - What about us?
Louie - You're both stupid beyond comprehension. We'd be here forever if you two came up here.
Alouette/ Fefnir - We are not!
Louie - What's one plus one?
Alouette/ Fefnir - …
Louie - I rest my case.
Final Board
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Louie - Okay. Final question: Name Metal Sonic EX's favorite armor for X in the Megaman X series.
X - -buzzes in-
Louie - Yes, X?
X - I'd have to say that my Shadow Armor is his favorite. Everyone else likes it.
Metal Sonic EX - -wakes up- Perhaps. But I'm not everyone else, am I?
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
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Shadow Armor - X6
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(Metal Sonic EX starts laughing his head off and begins throwing popcorn at X.)
X - Stop that!
Metal Sonic EX - Never!
Louie - Harpuia?
Harpuia - I don't know the X series too well. So, I'll have to go with the only armor I know and say the Ultimate Armor from X4.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
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Shadow Armor - X6
Ultimate Armor - X4
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X - Yay!
Louie - -goes over to the Resistance- Zero, how 'bout it?
Zero - I'll say X's Falcon Armor.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
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Shadow Armor - X6
Ultimate Armor - X4
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Falcon Armor - X5
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(Metal Sonic EX begins laughing again and begins throwing popcorn at the entire Resistance.)
Metal Sonic EX - You all suck!
Louie - Okay… Ciel, your turn.
Ciel - I'll say the Force Armor. I like that armor.
Metal Sonic EX - NO!
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Force Armor - X4
Shadow Armor - X6
Ultimate Armor - X4
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Falcon Armor - X5
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Louie - Well, it's obvious who's won. Let's just reveal the board.
Force Armor - X4
Shadow Armor - X6
Ultimate Armor - X4
Ultimate Armor - X8
Falcon Armor - X5
Gaea Armor - X5
Blade Armor - X6
Hermes Armor - X8
Louie - Well, that's all for this episode! Tune in next time when I welcome the Legends series! Good night!
Omega - Kill him!
(Neo Arcadia jumps on top of Louie and begin beating him to a pulp.)
Louie - Help me!
(The Resistance walks away as Metal Sonic EX runs away crying that someone found out his favorite armor.)
X - Who said a raisin Maverick?
See? Funny. Anyways, in the next chapter, the Megaman Zero series returns to bring you another messed up parody. This time, it's going to make fun of a famous movie that just released its final episode not too long ago. Also, this parody is fourteen pages long, the same amount of pages it took to write out the Blast Hornet battle in Megaman Excel. That means that the Command Mission parody will probably be my overall longest chapter.
So, Read and Review and I'll continue writing these parodies for your reading pleasure!