The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Okay. I'd just like to warn everybody that the only movie in this series that I've actually seen is the original, and it took everything I had just to understand that one. So, I might not get everything right, but please don't blame me. Also, I decided to make this parody because, with Zero and his saber, it would be stupid not to. So, here's parody number eight!
Parody #8
A Parody of Star Wars
By: The Megaman Zero series
(The setting is Neo Arcadia. Our hero, Zero, otherwise known as Luke Skywalker, is blasting through the base in order to get to Omega X. Harpuia blocks his path.)
Zero - Ah, there you are Harpuia.
(Harpuia looks like he is meditating.)
Harpuia - Come for Omega, have you not?
Zero - Say what?
Harpuia - Strong with him the dark side is.
(Harpuia opens his eyes slightly.)
Harpuia - Turn into Yoda I seem to have.
Zero - Okay… Look, I don't know who this Yoda or the dark side is, but I do know that if you don't stop talking like a freaking handicap, I'm going to kick your ass!
Harpuia - Intending to kick my ass you were originally were planning on.
Zero - That's it! Now I'm angry! You won't like me when I'm angry!
Harpuia - The Hulk parody this is not. Star Wars we must now make fun of.
Zero - Oh, shut up!
(Zero beams Harpuia over the head with the handle of his saber. Harpuia falls to the ground, unconscious.)
Zero - It's about time!
(Zero continues on his rampage and soon finds Omega dressed in black.)
Zero - There you are!
(Omega began making loud breathing noises.)
Zero - Oh, I get it. You're Darth Vader, right?
Omega - No. I am… Your father!
Zero - Dude. I'm a robot. Robots don't have fathers.
Omega - You're right. I'm really… Asthmatic!
Zero - You are?
Omega - Yes. What did you think these noises I'm making are?
(Omega lifts his helmet and uses an inhaler, lowering his helmet afterwards.)
Omega - Come! Let us fight like true Jedi's do!
Zero - Ah, man! Not you too!
(Omega removes a lightsaber handle and switches it on. The beam is bright red.)
Zero - Okay. You know what? I'm sick of this. When I kill you, everyone goes back to normal, deal?
Omega - Um, sure.
(Zero removes his own lightsaber and switches it on. The beam is bright green.)
Omega - Let's go, Jedi!
Zero - THAT'S IT!
(Zero and Omega began fighting with their lightsabers and Phantom, who is quite normal, walks in the door.)
Phantom - Howdy doody, guys!
(Phantom gives a lightsaber put into his head, Zero lets go of the handle as blood begins gushing out. Phantom falls to the floor, now quite dead.)
Zero - Whoops.
Omega - -pulls a script out of nowhere- Actually, that was supposed to happen. See here?
(Zero looks at the script as Omega uses the inhaler again.)
Zero - How about that! I was going to kill him. Sweet!
Omega - -takes the script back- Yes. And now the script says that you use the force to pull your saber back.
Zero - Oh, I'll use the force alright.
(Zero farts and he blasts off like a rocket. He flies throw the ceiling and out of Neo Arcadia.)
Omega - That's not what I meant… Oh God! Asthma attack!
(Zero's gas begins to suffocate Omega and he soon dies due to the smell.)
Narrator - Back at the Resistance base…
Random Person - Ms. Ciel! Zero coming!
Ciel - Quick! Open the rocket hatch!
(The random person does so and Zero flies in, using his gas as a jetpack.)
Ciel - -has noseplugs on- Hey, Zero!
Zero - Hey, howdy, hey!
Random Person #2 - Ms. Ciel! A message just came for you and Zero!
Ciel - -removes noseplugs and quickly puts on a gas mask- Really? Read it.
Random Person #2 - It says, 'A bitch payback is.' What do you think it means?
Zero - Who knows! Quite frankly, I couldn't care about anything except where my cheesy poofs are!
Ciel - This is the Star Wars parody, remember? That line's from South Park.
(Alouette enters the room.)
Alouette - Don't forget do bring a towel.
Random Person #2 - Ms. Ciel, do you want me to get the animal tranquilizers?
Zero - You will respect my authoriti!
(Zero and Alouette begin to beat random person #2 to a pulp, Zero with his hands and Alouette with that stuffed animal of hers. Harpuia walks in.)
Harpuia - My message you did get. Time for payback it is.
(Harpuia whips out a purple lightsaber. He tosses Zero's to him.)
Zero - Wonderful. Now you will respect my authoriti too!
(Zero and Harpuia get into a lightsaber fight and Fefnir comes walking in not too long after the battle starts.)
Fefnir - Howdy doody, guys!
(Fefnir just narrowly misses being sliced in the head by Zero's lightsaber.)
Fefnir - Woah! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
Zero - Well, I would if Harpuia stopped talking in his crazy ass language!
Harpuia - Talk in my crazy ass language, many people did.
Zero - Yeah! Like who?
(The scene changes to when Christopher Columbus named America.)
Columbus - America this land I shall call!
(The scene changes to George Washington's famous line.)
Washington - A lie I cannot tell!
(The scene changes to one of Bill Clinton's many interviews.)
Clinton - Sexual relations with that woman I did not have!
(The scene changes back to the Resistance base.)
Harpuia - Talk in my language those people do.
Zero - Right… Hey, I wonder how Omega's doing?
(Omega is currently sitting at a table, about to eat a Big Mac. Why? Because he never died. Why? Because robots don't breath. Why? God only knows! Why? Because he does. Why? I don't know. Why? Stop asking me that. Why? STOP IT!)
(A.N. This following part is ripping-off of a humorous commercial from the May 26, 2005 installment of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.)
Omega - -unwraps the burger- Come to poppa!
(Omega goes to eat it, however, he is stopped because he still wearing his helmet. He tries again with the same results. He begins trying to cram the burger into the mask's mouth, only to have it go everywhere. He looks at the mess from the burger.)
Omega - Son of a bitch!
Zero - I'm sure he's fine.
Harpuia - Nearly died from your gas he did.
Zero - Really?
Ciel - No! Don't!
Zero - Oh, I'm doing it all right!
(Zero farts again, knocking everyone in the room to the wall. Zero blasts through the ceiling.)
Harpuia - Wonder where he's going I do.
(Zero is flying through the air and he begins to land when he see a White Castle.)
Narrator - Back at Omega's lair…
(Omega is surrounded in burger parts. He crams another burger into his helmet.)
Omega - SON OF A MOTHER BLEEP ING BITCH!
That wasn't a very good parody, but, like I said, I don't understand the plot very well. Anyways, the next parody WILL be the Command Mission parody! I've got a whole bag load of weird things to put into it and I'm ready to start writing it!
Also, the way that this fanfic goes, the first eight chapters have been a pair of parodies done by a single series. From here on out, the parodies are going to be done by a single series like this order has. Here's what I mean:
X Parody x2
Classic Parody x2
Legends Parody x2
Zero Parody x2
X Parody
Classic Parody
Legends Parody
Zero Parody
Etc. Etc.
Until then, Read and Review and I'll humor you some more!