(…and they kept on walking toward him. For fear of being thrown into the trash can behind him-it was full of rotting shoes and zombies, which were rotting too-Dib pushed his way through the mob and ran screaming home, not daring to look back. When he was gone, the kids turned to Zim.)
Zita: Don't believe Dib! Tonight put your tooth (giggles insanely at the word tooth) under your pillow and in the morning, the tooth fairy will leave behind an enormous piece of pork on your front step! (giggles again, but ten times more frightening)
Zim: NEVER! ZIM DESIRES NO PORK!!
Some boy: What human doesn't like pork!?
A girl WAY in the back: I'm a vegetarian!
Zim: …And so am I! (pauses) I think.
All the vegetarians-there are quite many actually: YAAAY!!!
(They formed a circle and danced around Zim, until he had enough and broke free. Then he headed home.)
At Zim's base:
(When Gir saw Zim enter through the door, he also noticed the tooth Zim was holding.)
Gir: YOU GOT A TOOTH! QUICK PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH!! That's the only way it'll grow back.
Zim: I don't think that'll help Gir.
Gir: Can I eat it?
Zim: No! The humans speak of a tooth lady that leaves pork on your front step if you give her the tooth. I don't want any human in this base that gives away meat.
Gir: Aw, but I like meat! WHO DOESN'T!?
That same girl…from VERY far off: Vegetarians!
Zim: That was…odd. Anyway I must fortify the base so she can't break in somehow. Don't bother me while I'm working Gir. I only have until nightfall to do this.