The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
In this chapter, I'm making another parody of Family Feud and my brother and I guest star. This one is going to be a lot longer and funnier than the last one. Also, my brother IS obsessed with tacos for God knows what reason, so don't let the stuff in here frighten you. It's only frightening if you actually meet him in person. Anyways, here's my eleventh parody!
Parody #11
Another Parody of Family Feud
By: The Legends series
(The Family Feud parody begins as the announcer announces Louie's entrance.)
Announcer - here's your host: Louie Anderson!
(The crowd cheers as Louie, who's got less armor this time takes his place at the podium. The Family Feud theme fades out.)
Louie - Welcome to another parody of Family Feud. Today, on the left, the Casket family! With Megaman Voulnut…
(Megaman waves.)
Louie - Roll…
(Roll smirks and gives the peace sign.)
Louie - Barrell…
(Barrell also waves.)
Louie - And Data!
(Data does his dance.)
Louie - And, on the right, the Bonnes! There's Tron…
(Tron looks sternly at the camera.)
Louie - Teasel!
(Teasel gives the camera the finger.)
Louie - Bon Bonne…
(Bon just looks at the camera.)
Louie - The Servbots…
(Three Servbots poke their heads over the top of the table.)
Louie - And Glyde!
Megaman - Hold it! How do they get one more person then us?
Glyde - 'Cause I'm too beautiful to not be here.
Louie - Uh oh. That's the all-too-familiar sound of a smart ass!
(Louie pushes the 'smart ass' button and Glyde falls into a hole in the floor.)
Louie - Better?
Megaman - Yeah.
Louie - Good. Now, as I was saying, with special guest star Metal Sonic EX…
(Metal Sonic EX, who's in the front row of the audience, waves and numerous fangirls scream.)
Louie - And… Pet?
Metal Sonic EX - Actually, that's my brother. And don't let him get to you.
Louie - What's so bad about…
(My brother, who I shall make a retard in this chapter, pokes his head out.)
Brother - Taco!
Louie - Oh…
Metal Sonic EX - Okay! How'd you get out of your cage!
(Metal Sonic EX turns around, some struggling is heard, then I finally succeed in slamming the cage shut.)
Metal Sonic EX - You just had to ask, didn't ya?
Louie - Sorry. Anyways, on to round one!
Board:
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Louie - First up is Megaman and Tron.
(They walk up to the podium, but don't shake hands. As Louie's about too ask why, Tron gives him a death glare. He backs off.)
Louie - Okay, first question: Name a Megaman character who walks funny, talks funny, looks funny, and just should not be.
(Megaman buzzes in.)
Megaman - I'd have to say Data.
Data - Hey!
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Data - 90
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Data - HEY!
(Megaman and Tron go back to their seats and Louie walks over to Roll.)
Louie - Well?
Roll - Um… Data?
Data - Megaman already said that.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Data - 90
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Data - 3
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Data - That's not right!
Louie - Well, Barrell, how 'bout it?
Barrell - I'll agree and say Data.
Data - What!
Louie - Surveys says…
Ding!
Data - 90
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Data - 3
Data - 2
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Data - This ain't cool!
Louie - You're turn, Data.
(Metal Sonic EX chuckles.)
Data - Uh… Flame Hyenard?
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Data - 90
Flame Hyenard - 4
Data - 3
Data - 2
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Data - Whew!
Metal Sonic EX - But just for fun, let's change it to Data!
Ding!
Data - 90
Data - 4
Data - 3
Data - 2
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Data - ARGH!
Louie - Back to you, Megaman.
Megaman - I still say Data.
Data - I hate you all…
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Data - 90
Data - 4
Data - 3
Data - 2
Data - 1
Louie - Now that we're done screwing around, let's get down to…
Brother - Taco!
Metal Sonic EX - Okay, you know what? You've lost your food and water privileges! Do you want to lose your air privileges because you know after that it's gravity!
Brother - Eep! -goes back into cage-
Metal Sonic EX - That's better.
Louie - Right… One more time and he's out of here.
Metal Sonic EX - Deal!
Board:
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(Roll and Teasel walk up to the podium and shake hands.)
Louie - Next question: Name the greatest Megaman game thus far.
(Teasel buzzes in.)
Teasel - I'll say the original Megaman.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
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Megaman - MM
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Data - -thinking- So far so good…
Louie - You've got one chance to guess the number one answer, Roll.
Roll - Um… Anything without Data?
Data - -still thinking- Going downhill…
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Anything Without Data - AWD
Megaman - MM
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Data - Dammit!
Teasel - Go, Data.
(The two contestants take their seats and Louie walks over to Barrell.)
Louie - Have at it.
Barrell - I'll say Megaman X.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Anything Without Data - AWD
Megaman - MM
Megaman X - MMX
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Louie - You're turn, Data.
Data - Screw off.
Louie - Survey says…
-X-
Louie - Back to Megaman.
Megaman - Megaman Legends.
Louie - Survey says…
-XX-
Louie - Sorry.
Megaman - Crap.
Louie - It's up to you Roll.
Roll - My favorite! Megaman 3!
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Anything Without Data - AWD
Megaman - MM
Megaman X - MMX
Megaman 3 - MM3
Louie - So far so…
Brother - Taco!
Louie - That's it! Security!
(Several guards walk in and began carrying my brother away.)
Brother - Taco! Taco taco taco! The almighty taco will not have mercy on your souls!
Metal Sonic EX - Oh well… Onward!
Louie - Indeed!
Board:
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(Barrell and Bon Bonne walk up to the podium and shake hands.)
Louie - Next question: Name a useless Megaman weapon.
(Bon Bonne buzzes in.)
Bon - Babu babu!
Louie - Say what?
Metal Sonic EX - He said Shield Arm from Megaman Legends.
Louie - Oh. Survey says…
Ding!
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Shield Arm - 1
Louie - How about you, Barrell?
Barrell - The hell if I know!
-X-
Louie - So sorry.
Barrell - Meh. I need my medicine anyways.
(The contestants go to their seats and Louie goes over to the Servbots.)
Louie - You're turn.
(The Servbots quickly huddle.)
Servbot 1 - We say Splash Mine from Megaman Legends. Yay taters!
Louie - Okay…
Brother - Tacos are better!
Louie - Wait! How'd he get back here! Security!
(More guards come in and carry my brother away.)
Louie - Finally. Now, survey says…
Ding!
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Splash Mine - 2
Shield Arm - 1
Louie - Back to Tron.
Tron - Top Spin. It was absolutely useless. I mean, come on, Capcom! Spinning around in the air? Is that the best you've got!
Louie - I concur. Survey says…
Ding!
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Top Spin - 4
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Splash Mine - 2
Shield Arm - 1
Louie - Teasel?
(Instead of saying something, he gives Louie the finger.)
Louie - Survey says…
-X-
Louie - So sorry. You're up, Bon Bonne.
Bon - Babu babu!
Louie - Stop talking like a foreign person!
Metal Sonic EX - Two things. 1.) He's not foreign. And 2.) He said Aiming Laser from Megaman X4.
Louie - Oh… Survey says…
Ding!
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Top Spin - 4
Aiming Laser - 3
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Splash Mine - 2
Shield Arm - 1
Louie - Servbots?
Servbots - Guard Shell from X6. Yay tater salad!
Louie - Okay, get a life. Survey says…
Ding!
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Top Spin - 4
Aiming Laser - 3
Guard Shell - 2
Splash Mine - 2
Shield Arm - 1
Louie - Back to Tron.
Tron - I say Dark Hold. Time attacks are stupid.
Louie - Survey says…
-XX-
Louie - Sorry. Teasel, any ideas?
(Again, Teasel gives Louie the finger.)
Louie - Okay, you've done that before, so well just give you the strike.
-XXX-
Louie - Over to Data.
Barrell - Why Data?
Louie - Because 1.) No one likes old people. And 2.) You started the round. So there.
Barrell - Oh…
Data - Hell! I dunno! Something involving me, perhaps!
Louie - Can we accept that?
(Everyone turns to the judge's panel. Instead of judges, Metal Sonic EX is sitting there with a hat on. I look in a book labeled 'Benevolence For Dummies', then I look up and give a thumbs-up.)
Louie - Great! Survey says…
Ding!
Data Launcher - 88
Top Spin - 4
Aiming Laser - 3
Guard Shell - 2
Splash Mine - 2
Shield Arm - 1
Data - Wait a sec! Does that weapon even exist?
Louie - I don't know.
(Louie then slowly turns his head to the audience and he gets a creepy/ disturbing look on his face. Metal Sonic EX coughs and Louie snaps out of it.)
Louie - Sorry 'bout that! To the final round!
Board:
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(Data and the Servbots walk up to the podium.)
Louie - Final question: Name a Megaman character who's most likely to go on a chainsaw massacre.
(The Servbots buzz in.)
Servbots - Data!
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Data - MML
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(Everyone turns to Data and he quickly looks around before trying to hide a chainsaw behind his back.)
Louie - Okay…
(The contestant go back to their seats and Louie walks over to Tron.)
Louie - Well?
Tron - I'll say that Alouette girl who appeared in the last Family Feud parody.
Louie - Survey says…
Ding!
Data - MML
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Alouette - MMZ
Louie - You're turn, Teasel. But before you answer, if you give me the bird again, so help me God, I'll cut it off.
(Teasel thinks for a second.)
Teasel - Roll.
Louie - Survey says…
-X-
Teasel - What? Man… Why you…
(Teasel gives Louie the bird and manages to retract his finger before Louie chops it off with scissors.)
Louie - Watch your self, Bonne!
Teasel - Oh no… I'm so scared…
Louie - Stupid… Well?
Bon - Babu babu!
Metal Sonic EX - He said Sigma. Oh! And the animal tranquilizers aren't working.
Louie - Animal tranquilizers? For what?
Brother - Taco!
Metal Sonic EX - That.
(More guards come in and carry my brother off once more.)
Louie - I'm asking for a raise after this… Survey says…
Ding!
Data - MML
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Sigma - MMX
Alouette - MMZ
Louie - Servbots, it's up to you.
Servbot 2 - I say Axl!
Louie - Why Axl?
Servbots - Look outside.
(Louie walks over to a conveniently-placed window and sees Axl attacking crash test dummies with a chainsaw.)
Louie - Ah… Oh well… Survey says…
Ding!
Data - MML
Axl - MMX
Sigma - MMX
Alouette - MMZ
Louie - We've got a problem here, folks. Both sides have won two rounds. We have no choice but to ask Metal Sonic EX what to do next.
(Metal Sonic EX walks onto the stage and begins pacing.)
Metal Sonic EX - I say that we'll have to use the forbidden…
(The camera zooms in on Metal Sonic EX's face.)
Metal Sonic EX - Coin toss!
(The camera returns to normal as several audience members scream in horror.)
Louie - Okay… Megaman, call it.
Megaman - I dunno… Heads.
(The coin is flipped.)
Louie - Heads it is!
Tron - So, what happens to us?
(Metal Sonic EX snaps his thumb and middle finger and they all fall into a hole in the ground.)
Louie - So, who's going into the Final Five?
Roll - We've decided for Megaman and Data to go.
Data - -sarcastically- Yay me…
(A few moments later, Megaman is on the stage and Data is backstage.)
Louie - Unlike the actual Family Feud, the Final Five here has no time limit. Take as long as you want, but hurry it up.
Megaman - Okay…
Louie - Ready?
Megaman - Yep.
Louie - Okay, here we go! Name an 'ugly' color.
Megaman - Brown.
Louie - Name a horribly named Robot Master.
Megaman - Fire Man.
Louie - Name a reason why Megaman 6 sucked so bad.
(Louie is slapped by Megaman.)
Louie - Sorry. Name a reason why Megaman 3 was so great.
Megaman - 'Cause Data wasn't in it.
Louie - Name something you sit on.
Megaman - Melon.
Louie - Okay… Name… Oh God.
Megaman - What?
Louie - Name a Mexican food.
Megaman - Um… Burrito!
Louie - Thank God. Now let's take a look. Name an 'ugly' color. You said brown. Survey says…
Ding!
Brown - 16
Louie - Name a horribly named Robot Master. You said Fire Man. Survey says…
Ding!
Brown - 16
Fire Man - 31
Louie - Name a reason why Megaman 3 was so great. You said 'cause Data wasn't in it. Survey says…
Ding!
Brown - 16
Fire Man - 31
'Cause Data Wasn't In It - 66
Louie- Number one answer! Imagine that. Anyways, name something you sit on. You said… Melon. Survey says…
Ding!
Brown - 16
Fire Man - 31
'Cause Data Wasn't In It - 66
Melon - 65
Louie - Wait a sec! How is melon the number one answer? I mean…
(Louie faces the audience and sees that everyone is sitting on a melon.)
Louie - Right… Whatever. Anyways, now the forbidden question: Name a Mexican food. Thankfully, you said burrito. Survey says…
Ding!
Brown - 16
Fire Man - 31
'Cause Data Wasn't In It - 66
Melon - 65
Burrito - 21
Louie - One point off… Bummer. Ah well. Data! You're turn!
(Megaman walks back to his row as Data walks in.)
Louie - Believe it or not, you need one point to win.
Data - Yay…
Louie - Ready?
Data - As ready as I'll ever be.
Louie - Okay, here we go! Name an 'ugly' color.
Data - Uh… Taco!
Louie - Okay… Name a horribly named Robot Master.
Data - Um… Taco!
Louie - Name a reason why Megaman 3 was so great.
Data - Oh… Taco!
Louie - You're trying to piss me off, aren't you?
Data - Perhaps…
Louie - Right… Name something you sit on.
Data - Taco!
Louie - Grrr… Name a Mexican food.
(My brother suddenly runs across the stage in a straitjacket as guards pursue him.)
Brother - Taco taco taco taco taco taco!
Louie - Damn psycho. Now, name a Mexican food.
Data - Um… Apple pie?
Louie - You've gotta be -bleeping- kidding me! Apple pie? Are you smoking crack or something? -sigh- Fine, fine. Okay, question one: Name an 'ugly' color. You said taco. Survey says…
Ding!
Taco - 0
Louie - No surprise there. The number one answer: orange. Next, name a horribly named Robot Master. You said taco. Survey says…
Ding!
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Louie - Again, no surprise there. Number one answer: Cow Pie Man.
Data - Cow Pie Man? I don't remember any Cow Pie Man.
Louie - Neither do we.
(Louie gets that creepy smile again and he almost immediately shakes it off.)
Louie - Actually, he was made during Capcom's 'happy years' while they where eating Pixie Sticks and sniffing pudding powder.
Data - Okay…
Louie - Anyways, name a reason why Megaman 3 was so great. You said taco… Again… Survey says…
Ding!
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Louie - Number one answer, like I said before, was 'cause Data wasn't in it.
Data - I'm going to kill you all. I hope you know that.
Louie - Whatever. Anyways, name something you sit on. You said… Taco. Survey says…
Ding!
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Louie - And finally, name a Mexican food. You said apple pie, you poor bastard. Survey says…
Ding!
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Taco - 0
Apple Pie - 1
Louie - Woah! What the hell? Who said apple pie?
(Metal Sonic EX waves.)
Metal Sonic EX - Apple pie's good.
Louie - Oh, for the love of…
Roll - What'd we win?
Metal Sonic EX - Actually, you don't win anything. You just don't get tortured by me. As for the losers, though…
(Metal Sonic EX snaps his fingers and a huge flame emerges from the hole that the Bonnes fell down.)
Louie - Right. I'm out of here. The hell with this job.
(Louie runs off as Metal Sonic EX begins laughing maniacally. For no reason what so ever, my brother pops up and goes, 'Taco!' and everyone begins beating him to a pulp.)
How'd you like this one? Anyways, the next chapter won't come for a while because, again, it's a parody of a movie I've never seen. But, I plan on making fun of it and I'll post that parody a lot sooner than it took me to post this one. Also, I have decided on a limit for this fanfic. The final chapter will by the ultimate parody featuring all four series. What it's going to be a parody of, I'm not sure. But Read and Review and I'll write some more!