-A/N: 2 chapters ago, the chapters were becoming shorter...and that's why I began combining them...not that you'd notice that...um...(shrugs).-
Upstairs:
Dib: (tries to sound mystical) Gir, I see great things in your future!
Gir: (annoyed) How can you when you don't got a magic ball!? (puts his hands on his 'hips')
Dib: Why do you care so much?
Gir: (just stares)…
Dib: Okay fine! I'll use the couch as a magic ball.
Gir: (happy again) I like the couch!
Dib: (waves his hand in circles and places his other hand on his forehead) I see…I see you buying me a new video camera and giving it to me! Now go do it!
Gir: (serious) Yes sir! (does a dramatic back flip and uses his jets to get to the video store)
Dib: I wonder if this "fortune telling" would work on Zim? He's not that smart either…
In the Video Outlet at 5:00pm:
Gir: I want that one!
(Gir pointed to a cheeseburger.)
Clerk: That's my dinner!
Gir: How much for it?
Clerk: I ain't selling it! You can buy videos or cameras only!
Gir: Can I have the cheese on it?
Clerk: VIDEOS OR CAMERAS ONLY!
Gir: What about the bread an' meat?
Clerk: NO!!!
Gir: What's the flavor of your soda?
Clerk: Lime, why?
Gir: Can I have it?
(The whole building shook when the clerk screamed and Gir was kicked out. Then the guy rushed over to his door and turned the sign to 'closed'.)
Gir: (bangs on glass, but very slow-like…just like in "Bestest Friends") Give me your soda! Soooooda… (sees an old lady)
(Gir suddenly stopped hitting the glass and ran over to the old lady across the street.)
Gir: HEY OLD LADY! (waves happily) You know where they sell video cameras?
(The old lady smiled and pointed to the Video Outlet.)
Old Lady: It's right over there their sonny. I'm afraid it's closed. (walks away)
Gir: Now what am I gonna' get the fortune guy? (looks around and sees a forgotten shopping cart) THAT'S IT!!